If there was one thing Harry knew, it was that pure-bloods didn't have a sense of humor. Of course, they could laugh at jokes and what-not, but they didn't understand their jokes.
The muggle ones. On a few occasions, a muggle-born would yell out something random, and unexpectedly, someone would respond. After that, scattered students would either laugh or join in.
This was what the pure-bloods called, "The Muggle-Born Crap" or TMBC for short. Because they didn't understand it, the pure-bloods thought that muggle-borns were weird, interrupted things for the sake of things, and stupid.
After the term had been introduced, it was impossible to not use it. Most thought it was funny, so the word wasn't an insult anymore. Unless it came from a Slytherin.
On rare events, there were few pure-bloods who realized the joke. This was not one of them.
Earlier that day, Harry had geared up for the long awaited quidditch game with the Slytherins. Malfoy, although he hated to admit it, was succeeding in annoying him.
Throughout the majority of the game, the opposing team threw taunts and jabs that could make even Snape cry.
Harry flew over the stands ready to steal the snitch that had gone past him.
"ARGHHHHH! COME BACK HERE POTTER!" Malfoy yelled, steering his broom to chase after Harry. He only laughed in response, as the cheers below grew louder.
"Yeah! Get the snitch!"
"Don't let Malfoy get close!"
"Go faster! Go faster!"
"It's right there!"
"Come on!"
The Gryffindor stands were jumping and screaming for Harry to grab the snitch, and he was all to pleased to do so.
He was fully concentrated until one particular comment reminded him of his childhood.
"WE'LL ROCK YOU!"
Suddenly, the screams grew louder with excitement as they turned to lyrics.
A group of huddled Gryffindors waved their wands performing a music spell.
Footsteps and hands started to clap on beat and those who hadn't heard the tune gazed around confusedly.
"BUDDY YOU'RE A BOY, MAKE A BIG NOISE, PLAYING IN THE STREETS, GONNA BE A BIG MAN SOMEDAY." A student sang, wand pressed against his throat while using a noise enhancing spell.
"YOU GOT MUD ON YOU'RE FACE, YOU BIG DISGRACE. KICKIN' YOUR CAN ALL OVER THE PLACE." A girl picked up.
The teachers were watching with amusement, and although Snape didn't show it, there was a a twitch in his frown.
"SINGIN' WE WILL, WE WILL, ROCK YOU! WE WILL, WE WILL, ROCK YOU!" Now the majority of the stands were singing together.
"The crowds have started singing, has TMC started again?" Lee commented, though there was no malice in his words.
"BUDDY YOU'RE A YOUNG MAN, HARD MAN-" Three boys chimed in.
"SHOUTIN' IN THE STREET, GONNA TAKE ON THE WORLD SOME DAY." Their rest of the friends finished the section.
"YOU GOT BLOOD ON YOUR FACE, YOU BIG DISGRACE. WAVIN' YOUR BANNER ALL OVER THE PLACE." A girl belt out, directing the words to the Slytherins.
Unconciously, Bole touched his bleeding nose.
"WE WILL, WE WILL, ROCK YOU! SINGIN' WE WILL, WE WILL, ROCK YOU!" Once again, the stadium chimed in together for the chorus.
Harry grinned, even as he was pulled back by Malfoy by his broom.
"BUDDY YOU'RE AN OLD MAN, POOR MAN, PLEADIN' WITH YOUR EYES. GONNA MAKE YOU SOME PEACE ONE DAY."
Harry kicked Malfoy off, speeding up even more to get back closer o the snitch.
"YOU GOT MUD ON YOU'RE FACE, YOU BIG DISGRACE. SOMEBODY BETTER PUT YOU BACK INTO YOUR PLACE."
Harry choked when he realized it was Hermione who was singing. When he glanced at her briefly, she stared directly at Malfoy. Venom coursed through her veins and there was no doubt she was pissed at all the cheating.
Ron, who was besides her, looked bewildered.
"WE WILL, WE WILL, ROCK YOU! SINGIN' WE WILL, WE WILL, ROCK YOU! EVERYBODY WE WILL, WE WILL, ROCK YOU! OH, WE WILL, WE WILL, ROCK YOU!" The stadium finished the last chorus, and watched at a student who accioed their guitar, play the solo.
Just as the song came to an end, Harry managed to catch the snitch. He held it in triumph, vision blurring.
His teammates crashed into him, praising him like he was the best thing to walk the Earth.
As he held the trophy in joy, his house mates came crashing into him. They hosted him up, while McGonagall wiped her tears on the flag.
After hours, Fred and George held a house party. Many of the muggle-borns were asked what the song was and how they all knew it, but the only answer that was given was a wink, a finger pressed to their lips, and the words 'it's a secret'.