You Cannot Stop Us! (A Nickelodeon Parody)

by laylabederman

Oh no! Something's gone wrong in the happy-go-lucky world of Nickelodeon... There's no escape, there's no need to kill, and no need to get out of the TV, It conquers us all now and maybe you too, You will be staying here forever, That's what your new home means to us, and we challenge all Nickians, 'YOU CANNOT STOP US' This is a parody of that scary Nintendo advertisement

Lincoln Loud (TLH): We are Nickelodeon, the best channel in the whole wide world, There's no way you can't leave us, It conquers us all and maybe you too, And you will be stuck with us forever and ever and only YOU CAN'T STOP US!

Why storing the mail on a walrus?

Parker J. Cloud (MMP): YOU CANNOT STOP US!

Lincoln Loud: Destroying your hometown?

Sheldon J. Plankton (Spongebob): YOU CANNOT STOP US!

Lincoln Loud: Trying to live in with my friend, Ronnie Anne?

Sid Chang (Casagrandes): YOU CANNOT STOP US!

Lincoln: And even having ponies as friends?

Pony (It's Pony): YOU CANNOT STOP US...

All: We are Nickelodeon, You live in our channel now, You can't end us! WE CHALLENGE ALL NICKIANS, YOU CANNOT STOP US...