"WELL, ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE WERE OFF ON ANOTHER EPIC ADVENTURE, AND THIS ONE IN PARTICULAR, INVOLVED TIME-TRAVEL. MR. PEABODY AND SHERMAN HAD ASKED IF ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE COULD COME ALONG WITH THEM ON A TRIP THROUGH TIME...but no one had bothered to tell Bullwinkle what era it was they were traveling to, exactly, and so;"

"WOOOO!!" Bullwinkle jumped out of the WABAC, wearing a mullet and leather jacket, as well as sunglasses and Hammer pants. "TIME TRAVELIN' TO 86'!!"

"Uh, Bullwinkle?" Rocky replied, raising a single finger.

"Radical, DUUUDES!!" Bullwinkle exclaimed, running around and jumping, then imitated an electric guitar. "MTV! GHOSTBUSTERS! LED ZEPPELIN! SMURFS! TRANSFORMERS! MADONNA!"

"—Bullwinkle?" Rocky continued trying to talk to him.

"—BILL AND TEEEED!"

"BULLWINKLE!!" Rocky hollered.

"THE MOOSE IMMEDIATELY STOPPED, ONE MIGHT SAY HE BECAME FROZEN."

"Yeah, Rock?" Bullwinkle replied.

"We're—we're not in 1986." Rocky awkwardly chuckled. "Didn't Peabody tell you?"

"BULLWINKLE IMMEDIATELY REMOVED HIS SUNGLASSES, TO FIND THAT HE, ALONG WITH ROCKY, PEABODY, AND SHERMAN, WERE NOW IN A HUGE, PREHISTORIC JUNGLE. DINOSAUR FOSSILS LAY LITTERED IN THE DISTANCE, AND SMALL MAMMALS SCURRIED THROUGH THE TREES."

"WHUUUUT?!" The moose exclaimed, dumbfounded, staring at the nature all around him. "When...are we?"

"I believe the question is," Peabody poked his head out from the WABAC and walked into the ground with Sherman. "WHEN, are w—oh, wait, you already said that. Confound it, I was going to make a pun..."

"So when are we?" Bullwinkle asked again, removing his 80's outfit and tossing it into the WABAC.

"Well, Bullwinkle, Rocky," Mr. Peabody cleared his throat. "We happen to have been transported to the Pleistocene Epoch, after the Ice Age, where the dinosaurs are all deceased, and mammals are just now starting to become the dominant species."

"Aw yeah, MAMMALS!" Bullwinkle hollered.

"Yes, indubitably." Peabody replied. "I've bought you here with Sherman today in the hopes of possibly discovering a new species—one that most scientists have yet to find."

"Well, let's get started!" Rocky replied.

"Alright." Peabody looked over to Sherman. "Sherman, be a dear and get the canteen, tranquilizer gun, binoculars and journal?"

"Yes sir, mister Peabody!" Sherman replied, running over to the WABAC.

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"MEANWHILE, BACK AT THE WABAC, WELL, MORE SPECIFICALLY ON THE UNDERSIDE OF THE WABAC, BORIS AND NATASHA HAD MANAGED TO SNEAK ALONG TO THE PAST..."

"Boris, ve are here, dollink!" Natasha smiled. "Ve een preheestoric age!"

"Oh, ees perfect!" Boris chuckled, yanking out an axe. "Ju remember plan?"

"Oh, da." Natasha replied, chuckling as well. "Vhile moose and sqvirrel look around, ve strandink them een past vith Peabody and leetle glesses boy, and ve keel ancestors of moose and sqvirrel so they not alive een PRESENT DAY!"

"GOODNESS! THAT IS A TRULY VILE SCHEME THEY'VE CONCOCTED!"

"Stop, plese, ju mayke me blushink." Boris replied, giggling like a schoolgirl.

"IS THIS TRULY THE END OF ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE? WILL BORIS AND NATASHA OFF THE PREHISTORIC ANCESTORS OF THE MOOSE AND SQUIRREL? WILL ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE SAVE THEIR PAST SELVES? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE, "A Mammoth Issue", OR, "Ice Rage!"!"