Disclaimers: I do not own Transformers or Monk they are owned by their respective companies and peoples. This is for fun.
A/N – This was another older story that had been lost, and a friend helped me get it back.
Bayverse Transformers/Monk tv show
Summary – One-shot – Adrian Monk is kidnapped and taken to Megatron, however, what follows is shocking not just to the Decepticons and Megatron but to Optimus Prime and his Autobots and NEST as well.
Mr. Monk meets Megatron
Natalie Teeger paced in front of the half-demolished storefront in Mission City, she couldn't believe what was going on her boss, Adrian Monk was kidnapped by some crazy cop and thrown in the back seat.
They had witnessed the crazy battle still not sure what was going on, but giant fricking robots were fighting. The evil one that was fighting with the blue and red flamed robot had managed to get away barking out orders to his troops.
Then after her boss was kidnapped Randy Disher and Leland Stottlemeyer looked for whoever was in charge of this battle, and that's when things got even dicier.
Several hours later…
They were brought to a base where William Lennox briefed them on the situation along with Optimus Prime the leader of the Autobots the good alien robots from Cybertron. Natalie told them what the police car looked like and the weird slogan on the side of the one door.
"I am afraid your friend was kidnapped by Barricade, he is not human he is one of my brother's soldiers," Optimus explained.
"Will he be, alright?" Natalie asked in a scared tone of voice.
"We will do all in our power to return him safely back to you," Optimus replied.
It was then Leland spoke up.
"Our friend Adrian Monk, he is different," Leland remarked as this caught Optimus and Lennox's attention.
"Different how?" Lennox asked.
"Well, he has issues and phobias," Leland remarked as they all started to explain Adrian's problems.
With Adrian and Barricade…..
"I need to be up in the front seat I have issues," Adrian replied.
"Tough," Barricade remarked as Frenzy transformed and started growling at the human as his head kept popping off.
"Stop that….!" Adrian shouted as Frenzy put his head back on and growled as he poked Adrian in the arm.
This action made Adrian pull out his wipes and wipe his suit sleeve, and then he started to wipe Barricade's seats.
"Wipe, wipe, wipe!" he kept saying.
"What are you mumbling about?" Barricade finally yelled.
"You're dirty," Adrian simply said.
Barricade's holoform glared at the irritating human, while Adrian continued to clean the seats.
"I really need to sit in the front," Adrian remarked.
"No human, just deal with it," Barricade snapped as he headed for their base.
No sooner had their arrived at the base, when Monk got out of Barricade he started to walk around touching thing while all the Decepticons watched including Megatron.
"What is the human's malfunction, Barricade?" Megatron asked as Starscream narrowed his blood-red optics at Monk.
"He is definitely damaged by the looks of things," Barricade said. "He kept cleaning me and going on about needing to sit in the front seat." Barricade explained as Megatron was as Monk kept touching things using the tip of his finger.
"What is it doing now?" Starscream asked.
Megatron growled, and reached down and picked up Adrian who went ballistic at that point.
"Big wipe, big wipe!" Adrian exclaimed as Megatron growled at Monk.
"Do you know what I am, human?" Megatron demanded.
"Dirty," Adrian remarked as that made Megatron snarl at him.
"I am Lord Megatron! I am leader of the Decepticons, you will explain yourself to me." Megatron insisted then.
Adrian just looked at Megatron then, and a sudden sadness crept over him.
"I am broken. I never used to be this bad, but my wife died. She was my world." Adrian replied as abruptly tears hit him.
"What was your mate's name?" Megatron asked suddenly.
"Trudy," Adrian said as he pulled his wallet out.
Silence…..
"Want to see her picture?" Monk asked.
"Yes," Megatron answered as Monk nodded and showed the warlord.
Megatron seemed passive then, and Monk took this as a sign to continue talking. That is until Megatron questioned about the other picture he saw, a picture that would change some things very quickly.
"Who is this?" Megatron asked as Monk glanced down at the picture.
He smiled sadly.
"My brother Ambrose we were estranged for a while….. but he was my brother and when I thought he was dying our petty little differences and problems. They just didn't seem to matter anymore, we were brothers and it didn't matter about the little things." Monk said as he glanced up and saw Megatron had an unreadable expression on her face.
Silence…
"Do you have any brothers or sisters?" Monk asked.
"Yes, I have a younger brother his name is Optimus and we are as you say estranged, though he wanted things differently…" Megatron started to say and then stopped.
"Why?" Monk asked.
"Why what?" Megatron asked.
"Why are you estranged?" Monk asked.
"We are from a planet called Cybertron I tried to gain control of the Allspark, but Optimus let the cube loose and it came here to Earth. I followed it in the hope of getting it back, but I was captured because I got caught in the ice and was frozen." He explained.
"Where is this Allspark now?" Monk asked.
"Optimus has it now," Megatron answered.
Monk shrugged then.
"Makeup with him, and then fix what you lost. Family is family, don't ever forget that." Monk said as Megatron's troops all glanced over at him than waiting for his reply.
"What if he does not accept me?" Megatron asked.
"You will never know if you don't try," Monk replied.
Megatron slowly glanced down at the broken human. No, he wasn't broken really he was very wise, an Megatron was going to listen to him.
Xxx
Autobot base…
NEST and the Autobots were all on alert when the alarms started to sound then as the Decepticons all showed up. However, when Megatron landed Monk got out of the cockpit that Autobots and NEST watching in shock as the Decepticons when they transformed started to do exactly what Monk did touching things and cleaning with tiny wipes.
"We need a wipe," Starscream said as Megatron walked up to his baby brother and hugged him.
"An end to the war and we become brothers again," Megatron said as he suddenly started to use wipes on Optimus' armor confusing him.
Suddenly all the Cons started to clean the other Autobots, while Randy Disher and Leland Stottlemeyer and Natalie Teeger all said at the same time…
"Oh my God, those aliens are just like Adrian Monk!" they exclaimed.
The End