I am the dudde
What do you mean?
Simple. I am the dude.
You just got finished i just got finshed watching the dude movie huh?
yes. how did you knw?
My eternal wisdom
What does it mean to fish
im not sure i hate the idea of fishing
me too we should start a club
yes lets start the no fishing club
hey naruto do you have a minute?
oh yeah whats up sorry i was listening to these two unnamed characters talking about the dude and fishing
Oh okay
whats up
do you have a second to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?
no
okay cool just checking i wanted to make sure we both absolutely hate jesus still
oh yeah totally he owes me 20
fuck dude he owes me 30!
fucker ows us 50 dallars?
lets go to his house and ufckin hm up
lets do it!
NAruteo and sakura went to the jesuses home. they nkonkoedc on the door. jesus came to the fdoor
YO JESUS! WHERES MY MONEY!
here actually its in the envelope
what?
yeah i jujst got this yesterday id didnt know what the best way to get this to you was id didnt wqnt to bother you at work
what
yeah what was it 20 right? im giving you 40 because i felt bad about taking so long, but dont expect me dto do that next time not that i would be borrowing money again lol
um... what about me?
okh! sakura im sorry i didnt see you there! you were being so useful i completely missed you!
wow stereotyping much /?
yes yes we know how people have no culture or understanding that not every character has to be exactly riveting and honestly ive always found your character to be one of the most compelling instances of the series and am rpoutinely dissapointed that so many people disregard you for the nature of poor writing
what
heres 60 dollars
okay
do you guys need anything else?
what was that baout culture something?
no worries my friends i hope you both have a good day. mother thereasa and i are plotting how to steal money from the *whats the fucking this called? its not called a parish fuck what is it its a saint? no its a something Fuasdkhfjnqsdiucasf holly tshit i cant think of it ugh* were going to figure out a way to divert the money that goes to their devout suport for their sick and instead invest it in walrus wallets
what
and a good day to you!
what was that
i have no idea
uh
well at least we have our money
do you get the feeling we were too hard on jesus/?
i dont know. i have to think about it. maybe i did him wrong.
lets go bowling naruto.
oka sakura.
naruto and sakura got on their razor scooters and hopscotched their way to the local bowling alley. they parked their scooters in the handicap spots and went in. naruto took off his clotjes evxcept for his underwear. sakura roled her eyes at him because hes being an isdiot. i am kind of dissapointed in naruto honestly but whatever i guess
oh hey guys whats up
shikamaru? what are you doing here?
ohy you know getting balling on
you mean bowling?
yes
so what are you doing here shaiikamaru?
i... i just said im here bowling
oh yeah? is that the truth? are you lying to me?
what
yeah you heard me. look at what youre wearing. you clearly work here.
naruto gestured to shimarus clothes. he was wearing clothes.
see?
youre right naruto. ive decieved you. i never meant any harm by it.
its okay shikamaru. i know youve going been a hard time ever since choji spontanteously combusted.
choji what?!
oh shit you didnt know?
oh my god what? oh god no! you cant be serious
imoryy sakura i jthought yo uknnew
so when ino was crying the other day it wasnt because she broke up with her boyfriend? choji is dead? how could this happen1!
oh my god... im so sorry sakura. were all mourning together.
no! no! this cant be! how can this happen! we grew up with him! we fought with him! he always made me laugh! oh god no!
sakura please calm donw
NO! I CANT! ITS CHOJI! Oh fuck god no OH GOD NO! He was such an angel! he had a heart of gold!\ noone understoof him! he was bullied all through school! for god sakes i bullied him! oh god
sakura lets step outside
all three of them step outside naruto ushering skaura gently
I can believe this.. this is too much..
im soory.
Stop saying youre sorry! you didnt do anything!
Sakuar he spontanteously combusted... there was nothing we could have done
No! you liar! we could have been there for him! if i had been there i vould have put him out!
this is not wherei thought id be taking the story
sakura please, be reasonable
be resonable? be Reasonab;e?
yes...
okay okay you know what youre right
see just breathe s
sakura took a deep series of breathes. she closed her eyes and liftged her head toward the sky. several minutees passed while they all stood in silence. a cloud passed by overhead, covering the sun.
i cant believe it. i cant.
none of us can. said shikamaru
of all things. to all people. (imeant of or whatever srry)
you see this is a writng excersice im make my fingers go tap tap tap ugh the fasdufc kasning milk1kljsdf need awater or somehting. enayway back to the story
he meant a lot to a lot of people.
what about you skihamaru? ho are you holding up ?
im okay. this isnt the first time i lost someone/
why would that mae it better?
idk. i just said that without thinking. im drawing a blank these days,. ive just been trying to move on but i cant think straight.
okay. sorry. i didnt mean anything by it.
im sure hes fines akura chan.
yeah im.. im fine. im getting through it. just trying to bowl and get my mind off things right?
right... oh choji... i cant remember the last time i saw him...
dont think about it too much. hed want us to be haoot
yeah... youre right i just...
i know sakurachan.
hey naruto... can i sak you a favor?
of course sakuarchan. anthing for you
would you mind travelling to albukerky with me?
what? what for?
ive alwqsy wantged to go
oh... uh. yeah of course
thank you naruto. when do you think you can be ready?
oh jeez uh... i can be ready like... tomorrow i guess? if i really need to
yeah lets... lets do it as soon as possible. i want to get away.
are you sure about this? io mean this is pretty sudden
no its okay. its okay. ive alwsy wanted to go and right now i think it would be good to get out of here for a while. i can tell this is going to hit me even harder later once i digest all this... oh god...l no i cant think about it right now. i need to pack
okay sauracan...
naruto would you walk me home?
you sakura
you guys saound like youre going to be busy. i dont mean to cut the converdastion short but...
yeah no its fine shikamaru
yeah... u,.,m. if you need me ill be here... bowling...
nice shoes by the way
what?
youre sheoes. theyre nice. theyre new?
heh... yeah... choji got them for me actually...
what? whyd he do that? id dint miss your birthday did i ?
no on... he just.. he got them for me out of the blue. no reason
oh god sakura said tearing up
look. um/ ive got to go.
yeah of course. see you later skihikaru. you know where to find me.
yeah/. by guys.
bye said sakaura.
shikarmaru walked solemnly back to the bowlying alley, going through the automatic doors. they closed behind him. sakuara and naruto stood there in silence, only for a moment. and then naruto spoke up
so... home right?
yes. hi9ome.
naruto went to the handicapped parking space to grab their scooters. they luckily did not get any tickets. or towed. he was glad as thtat would have been alwful after sakura hearing the news for the first time. he held the scooters on either side and they began to walk home.
an hour or so passed as they wound up taking the longest way home without realizing it. most of the walk was silent. naruto joked briefly about some birds by the river. sakuara chuckled. bu that was about it for plesantries. they found themselves at sakuars home.
here we are.
so we ware.
you still sure about tomrow? you can always change your mind.
no no... im sure. i need to do this.
okay. should i meet you tomorrow morning?
yeah thats a good idea.
do i need to bring anything?
no just your clothes
naruto realized he was still basically naked and rurned bright red
naruto its okay dont be embarrassed lol
no i just i dont know how i got to this point lol
sdont worry. youre an idiot this is your mo
haha yeah... look sakuara chan
dont. its fine. im going to sleep. i wll see you tomrrow.
yeah sure but-
sakura closed the door before naruto gocould finish his sentence. he thought about calling her back out but he knew thatd be too much. if there was anything he needed to say to her he could tell her tomorrow morning. he realized she hadnt taken her scooter in. he decided it was best to not bother her by asking her to come get it, and he also didnt want anyone to steal it so he took it home with him.
hello deary! how are you today!
oh you know... well honestly not so good acutally
oh np!
naruto closed the gate behind him. his house had a tall fence oaround the perimiter, he didnt bother putting the dcooters inside. he just wanted to go home and take a long bath, eat dinner, and then maybe watch a movie. or just relax. something.
whats wrong sugar plum?
oh you know... just... sakurachan just found out about chojij. i guess she was the last to know
oh dear... thats...
its heavy.
yes... heavy.
look um. im going to take a bath and try to relieve some tension. could you do me a HUGE favor and make me some dinner?
oh silly uoi. of courtse ill make you dinner! i do almost every night
oh yeah... uh... orry about that
oh naruto dont worry i love cooking you know that about me
yeah i just... you know theres the whole stereotype that women cook for their husbands and they stay at home and i just dont want you to feel boxed in here.
oh naruto. i would never let you box me in. you couldnt if you tried. and really. i love cooking. you know what! youre overthinking things. go take a bath.
yeah... no youre right.. thanks sasukeandhinatacombined
anytime dear
sasukeandhinatacombined took narutos jacket off adnd hung it on the coat hanger thingy
naruto went up the stairs and head to the bathroom. shinsatanadsauskeacombined started cooking. she decided she would cook some meatballs. hairy hairy meatballs. so many meatmballs. meatballs.
naruto got super naked for fully this time and put his butt in the water. he thought to himself. im going to albukerky tomorrow. with sakuar. wow. what a week its been. am i making the right decisions? am i thinking clearly? sasukseandhinatacombined said i was overthinking things but... ah. stop talking to yourself. just breathe.
N A R UT O
whos that? who said that?
IT SIS mE THE FOX
oh its you kurama hows it be my dude
P RE TTY GOOD ACTUALLY MY SON JUST GOT FIRST PLACE IN HIS SCHOOLS ROCK CLAY COMPETE TIOTION IM REELALY PR ROUD OF HIM
wow kurama thats great! hes progressing so fast
Y ES I KNOW HES WONDERFUL I LOV E HIM
ah so nice to hear ytou say that my dude
YES OKAY GOOD DBYE NO ENJOY BEIN G NAKED
oka yi think thats it for now lol maybe ill oncinute this story rather than abandonding it like my others lol damn im so weird haha UwU - foinkbuster
7/20/21