**Episode 1: "Inner Peace" - Candle**
*4 boats, with 5 people each, are riding towards an island*
Jeff says, "Hello, and welcome to Survivor: New York. We've brought 20 people to an island for the chance to win a million bucks! They have been split into 4 tribes of 5."
*The Yellow tribe's boat arrives first, carrying 5 people on it. An orange inkling steps off first.*
**Confessional (Inkling):** "I'm really excited to begin this season; i've seen the other players play, and a lot of the players are top-notch! I think it would be a good move to try to play a UTR game. If I can pull that off, i'll be good!"
*Inkling excitedly runs into the forest to get some wood, trying to be prepared. A silent black, slender being steps off next.*
**Confessional (Enderman):** "I don't talk much. I'll be able to pull through in the challenges, so I might as well make myself useful."
*Enderman walks on the beach, while a scarecrow-looking pumpkin walks off the boat.*
**Confessional (Zardy):** "I'm just a pretty chill guy, as long as you don't f$%& with me. I just want the money to expand my cornfield, and then i'm out of here."
*Zardy goes to talk with Enderman, while a crab steps off the boat*
**Confessional (Mr. Krabs):** "I'm Mr. Krabs. Honestly, I just want money. I saw me boy Spongebob come here, but he didn't get too far. It's my turn to win!"
*He just walks off further down the beach, while a skeleton jumps off the boat.*
**Confessional (Papyrus):** "I'm a great leader, aka Papyrus! I'm very serious, so it's highly likely i'll take control of the team."
*Papyrus just looks around, and takes in the view. The camera zooms away from them, as the Lime tribe is arriving to their island. A blocky human is the first to step off.*
**Confessional (Steve):** "The name's Steve. I'm an explorer, miner, builder, and even more! I'll likely be a very useful asset to my team, so don't underestimate me!"
*Steve wastes no time on starting to build the shelter, and a blue-ish paper object steps off the boat.*
**Confessional (Foldy):** "I'm Foldy, and I just like drawing and having fun with my friend Stapy! I'm just worried me being paper might affect me in challenge performance.."
*Foldy tries to avoid the gusts of wind while an Italian dressed in red steps off the boat*
**Confessional (Mario):** "It's a-me, Mario! I'm here to try to do better than my brother, and probably make it to the end! I think my physical and social skills will get me through this game!"
*Mario goes to help Steve build the shelter, while a purple candle walks off the boat.*
**Confessional (Candle):** "Hello, i'm Candle. I do a lot of meditation to find my inner self. I think my excellent concentration will be able to help me and my team make it far in this competition."
*Candle wanders onto the beach, while a strong woman dressed in navy steps off the boat.*
**Confessional (Eva):** "The name is Eva, and i'm going to win this game. I have the physical strength, and it's clear that most of the other people in this game are completely weak. They have nothing on me."
*Eva carries her bag to the half-built shelter, as the camera shifts away once again while the Cyan tribe arrives. A very overdressed princess is the first to step off.*
**Confessional (Sonia):** "Hello, my name is Sonia! I know many languages and have incredible social skills, as you have to know a lot if you're meeting new people every day as a princess! I think this will allow me to get very far!"
*Sonia explores, while an orange cat practically rolls off the boat*
**Confessional (Garfield):** "Hey, the name is Garfield. I'm just here to get the money to buy food, so as long as I just coast by and then somehow win at the end, i'll be feasting on lasagna all day."
*Garfield just lays on the ground, as a small pink toad trips on him*
**Confessional (Toadette):** "Hi, my name is Toadette! I explore with my friend Toad, and i'm just a fun girl to be around! Expect me to work hard around camp and do my best."
*Toadette stumbles back on her feet, while a buff boxer steps off the boat next.*
**Confessional (Little Mac):** "Hello, my name is Little Mac. I'm here to get some money to start a boxing facility, and help just like Doc Louis! Expect me to get far!"
*Little Mac wonders why there's a cat laying on the beach for no reason, while a small duck steps off the boat*
**Confessional (Louie):** "Here we go.. the name's Louie. I'm here solely for the money. I think I can get what I want easily by tricking others, and it won't be too difficult. I can try to be caring at times, but honestly, i'm not sure if that will even come into play. Anyways, i'm ready to begin this season."
*Louie walks off into the forest, as the camera pans away to show the last tribe, Purple, arriving at their camp. A tall man wearing purple steps off first.*
**Confessional (Waluigi):** "I'm tired of being left out.. if I have some money, maybe people will actually talk to me! I just need to put in some effort."
*Waluigi walks off in a random direction, while a kid wearing a straw hat walks off*
**Confessional (Luffy):** "My name's Luffy! I'm here for money, so I can start off my career as the Pirate King! Everyone else is probably going to suck! So i'll win everything!"
*Luffy happily skips on the beach while a rose steps off*
**Confessional (Rose):** "Hello, my name is Rose! I love beauty and cocsmetics, and just designing clothes as well! I'm here to fund my career, and even make some friends! You never know who you'll meet on a show like this, right?"
*Rose goes to greet Luffy while a bottle walks off*
**Confessional (Bottle):** "My name is Bottle. I like preventing death, drawing, and just having a fun time. I'm not entirely sure what i'll be doing, but i'm just excited to have a chance at winning a million bucks!"
*Bottle just sits on the beach peacefully, while the last player, a squirrel, walks off the boat*
**Confessional (Sandy):** "Hello, the name's Sandy! I'm really good at technical things and building, so i'll be able to help my team with camp. I'll also be a great strategist, so don't count me out!"
*Sandy just looks around camp, while the camera pans back to Jeff.*
"Our players won't know what to expect this season, and it will definitely be a blast once we do our first immunity challenge. Which should actually be happening.. right about now! That's right, we're kicking off the season with an immunity challenge immediately! The tribal council will be tomorrow, so let's see what our contestants do.."
*The teams slowly start to come to discover their treemail, and see the treemail.*
"Your first challenge will be about endurance.. how long can you hold your breath? Let's see.."
**Confessional (Garfield):** "The challenges are definitely going to screw me; I can't let my team see that i'm a very weak link. If I can just survive the pre-merge, everyone will ignore me at merge."
*Everyone arrives at the immunity challenge.*
Jeff explains the challenge. "You will have to hold your breath for as long as possible. There will be four rounds; each round will have 5 people out each time. The first team to be completely eliminated will be going to tribal council tonight. Know the rules? Well, let's begin."
*The first round begins, and the weak links begin to shine through. Garfield, Mr. Krabs, and Foldy are all eliminated within seconds; Louie and Bottle don't follow far behind, not having strong lungs.*
"Alright, everyone else, you can come back up. 15 of you remain, and none of the teams are clearly losing yet. Prepare to go back down in 3.. 2.. 1.."
*The second round begins. Inkling and Sandy don't waste any time and come back up, unable to hold it any longer. 15 more seconds pass, and people start to drop like flies. Waluigi, Zardy, and Toadette give out.*
"You can come back up. Cyan is in danger. Little Mac and Sonia, be careful, you're trying to stay in this for your team. Purple, you're in the same situation. Rose and Luffy remain for you guys."
*The next round begins, and it's very close. After two minutes, Sonia and Little Mac just can't hold on anymore; they drop out along with Rose and Inkling, resulting in them losing.*
"Cyan Tribe, you've lost. I will see you at Tribal Council."
*Cyan tribe walks away with disappointment. Back at camp, Louie weighs his options.*
**Confessional (Louie):** "Honestly, it's really clear that Garfield is leaving tonight. It's the best strategic situation, because I did the next worst. Getting a lazy cat out first over me is clearly the best option."
*Louie gathers Sonia, Little Mac, and Toadette.*
"Hello. I think we can all agree that Garfield is the weakest and most useless here. He was out literally first in the challenge, and he's literally sleeping out in the sun."
**Confessional (Little Mac):** "I can't help but agree with Louie; it's almost like Garfield is trying to be voted out. Oh wait, he hasn't tried ANYTHING!"
*Garfield sees everyone else together.*
**Confessional (Garfield):** "I think I need to pull off a move. I haven't done alot."
*Garfield goes to Toadette and Sonia*
"Guys, would you please vote off Louie with me tonight? I really need to stay in this game. I'll try to help around camp."
**Confessional (Toadette):** "I just feel like Garfield's offer was panicked and thrown together within minutes. It's very clear that he barely cares."
*They leave to Tribal Council.*
*When they arrive, Jeff starts to ask questions.*
"Garfield, are you worried tonight?"
"Absolutely. I feel like there's a target on my back, and honestly, I feel like this was partly my fault."
"Louie, could you have done better in the challenge?"
"Sorry, but not really. I have smaller lungs than half the people here, so I was at a disadvantage."
"Okay. Everyone may now vote."
**Garfield:** "It's painfully clear it's me or you." (Louie)
**Louie:** "You haven't done a single thing since you arrived." (Garfield)
**Sonia** "This is how it has to be.." (?)
"I'll read the votes."
"1 vote Garfield."
"1 vote Louie."
"2 votes Garfield."
*Garfield shook his head*
"First person voted out of Survivor: New York.. **Garfield.** That's 3 votes, which is enough. The tribe has spoken.*
*Garfield's torch is snuffed.*
**Final Words:**
"Man, this was completely my fault. I'm just too lazy for this game, anyways. I guess Jon can cook me some lasagna when I get home."
Garfield - Everyone Else
Louie - Garfield