WAFFLES WHERE WAFFLES SHOULD NOT BE
Chapter one: Dear god we're doing this again aren't we
"IM NOT PUTTING COCK IN THE TITLE" ~ vampy 2021
Sebastian flung a disgruntled cock cage across your mothers thicc shower sequence. He understood that sometimes a woman just wants a cock waffle. Or is absolutely disregarding the waffle.
But in my dreams, Grelle wears flip flops with secret waffle socks.
Suddenly, sudden! Ronald forgot how to tie his flip lsops. Grelle didn't watont. Twerking stinkily, Sebastian broke some guy's waffle cock. Oops!
"Oof!" Grelle dabbed on the waffle sock sexily. Ronald was excruciatingly horny for Grelle's waffles. But secretly, Sebastian was a little frisky too. Alas, public indecency generally refers to acts involving nudity or sexual activity in view of the public, often with the intent to shock, offend, or arouse. It includes criminal offenses like indecent exposure and lewd conduct.
"KACHOW!" screamed your mom!
"Cucks can't play Skyrim…" mused Ronald who was dramatically a cuck.
Mey-Rin is a sexy maid uwu :weary:. She cried when angels wearing screaming panties deserved to die. .
"I am too sexy for my mortal waffle!" Grelle removed her cock. Ronald wanted a bible! Sebastian's bibles contained so many waffles. Lewd! /
Randomly entering ur mom, Sebastian wanted chinese food. But it was Claude's most manly obligation to prepare properly before anal.
"HELP IM NOT OKAY!" Othello screamed!
Seductively, Sebastian licked Othello's mommy milkshakers. He cringed because the milkshakers gave hitchhiking boners to Claude, Mey-Rin and Ronald.
"Nyeh?" A spontaneous boomer became God of Chicken Tendies. Grelle squatted to heavyweight lifters moaning.
"This is my favorite jam!" Grelle beat her meat like God's favorite rapper, it's shakin bacon.
Sebastian's bacon is on fire.
"KLJVHGHCFTXJTFCGHVJ?" Ronald flapped like a stripper's lacy chicken tendies.
"Yes?" Grelle wondered if her tendies were lacy, too.
"I am a turtle boob :(" Mey-Rin's turtles frowned because they were taught American Spanish French shit.
"Nooooooooooooooooooooooo" Cheeks clapped around the shower as Sebastian's thicc ass water became too phat for his cock waffles. Ronald's breasts were confused. The now bushy brow hadn't realized it, but getting horny for ass water was completely natural. Grelle's thicc ass boots scrambled up Will's open undies. He liked boots, especially up his panties. Grelle enjoyed Will's panties. ;D
"Kwaiiiiii!" Hugs are too lewd. My dear Watson stuck inside the shower sequence.
"Fuck!" Oh no! Othello's cheeks were being wholesomely shy.
"Cute!" Lau jumped in an uncleaned pile of jorts.
Ran Mao did not think jorts were unclean. Hers are the 'cleanest' of jorts.
Crying, Grelle's jorts ran away to William's mommy milkshakers, determined to retrieve her sexy undies he wore. Othello also enjoyed retrieving her panties while she did aerobics.
The waffles weren't happy to be inside sock tacos.
Hawks ate soo many waffles! He liked tacos but only if they didn't try hot saucing his masculine micropenis toes. This is comedy, honey. Horny giraffes are Othello's least eaten vegetable. He is already too horny for chicken waffles.
"Where are Sebby's cocks?" Grelle was on a mission for some missionary.
"Where are the good jorts?" Othello interrogated the bad jorts.
"Do these jorts make my waffles look fat?" Sebastian blushed.
"I'm not gay," Ronald lied. He secretly thirsted.
"I think we fucked the waffles in Kentucky, Seattle." Concerned, Claude wore jorts on his head. His tongue waddled seductively into his masculine handbag.
"I shouldn't steal Bassy's shorts, but I need his ass water for scientific uses."
"Wait-" Too late.