Papa Bear: "This way to Bear Country. You'll know when you're there. As soon as you enter, you'll feel like a bear. A great, grizzly bear, A Berenstain bear!"

All: "We are the Berenstain Bears"

Mama: "Mama!"

Papa: "Papa!"

Sister: "Sister!"

Brother: "Brother!"

Papa: "We appreciate each other!"

All: "We live in a split-level tree"

Brother: "Mama, Papa, Sister and me"

Sister: "snug as bugs in our split-level tree"

Papa: "Here are more Berenstain Bears!"

Prof. Actual Factual: "Actual Factual!"

Bigpaw: "Bigpaw Bear!"

Ralph: "Raffish Ralph!"

Mayor: "Horace H. Honeypot! I'm the mayor!"

Papa: "Lots, lots more!"

Brother: "Bears galore!"

All: "You may think that this starts our show, well it does!" and The Substitute Teacher

oh yes Honey Bear (not to be confused with Honey Bear in the bear family) in the books

enjoyed the Story

Brother said hey why don't we see what happening at the mall'?

Freddie said yeah sound great

Honey said are you serious well we are going to go Library we have got plenty of studying to do for the History test

Brother said Aw I know enough already

Fred said yeah we are in good shape

Honey said that So Let see okay where was the Declaration of impendence signed

Brother said uh it was a

Freddy said I know it was signed at the bottom

Brother and Freddy Laught

Honey said they won't be doing must Laughing tomorrow when they flunk the test

Too tall said there ain;t goon be no test

Honey said what are you talking about

Too tall said I just found out that Teach Jan was called away to give some speech

Waldo, said we are gonna have a substitute teacher

Freddy said alright a substitute teacher

Brother said that great

Sister said I don't understand just because you are having a substitute why dose that mean you are not having the test

Brother said Sister got a point Too tall

Too tall said Leveing everything to me I guarantee no test Waldo here found out the Substitute is some fritter headed pushover we are figure to play a few practical jokes on the teacher it will be fun

Waldo said you guys wanted to join us

Brother said well uh I don't

Freddy said sure come on Brother

Too tall said forgot him He's chicken

Brother said I am not okay count me in

Too tall said that more like it i will call you Later

Honey said alright you two what is going on

Brother said oh nothing

Freddy said enjoyed yourself at the Library

Papa said now this what I call a tuna fish sandwich Papa style mmm they should hold me over till supper

as the Phone rings inside the Treehouse"

Sister said I will get it hello oh it's you Too tall

Brother said shh not so Loud

say said say what is going on with you and that lunkhead

Brother said I can't tell you it's a secret

Papa said a Secret"

Sister said but why"?

Brother said you hear me now go on it's not right to snoop on other people phone calls

Sister hmm

Brother said uh Too tall" I uh was thinking

Too tall said I can only talk for a sec be sure to get to school early I got some real wild stunts we gotta set up

Brother said look I m not sure about this whole thing I uh

Too tall said Hey are you chicken out cuz if you are

Brother said okay okay i will see you in the Moring yeah I will make sure Freddy is early too bye

Freddy said sorry I m late I had to stop by the"?

Brother said shh not so Loud

Freddy said look at this great stuff I brought at the?

Brother said I said shh come on inside quick

Papa said what is pooh is going on

Freddy said we are relly luck the jokes store gotten a brand new shipment today

Brother said okay Let's see what you have got

Freddy said not bad ah

Brother said oh yeah it's great a rubber snake a fake spider

Freddy said I can't waited till tomorrow

Brother said I will say one thing this stuff will really gross out the substitute

Freddy said Well I did my part what Kind of pranks did you come up with

Brother said take a look at this

Freddy said pretty Fancy"

Brother said I figured when the Substitute is at the blackboard looking the other way we could throw a whole squadron of these as he throw the Papa Plan

Freddy said yeah look at it go

Mama said my goodness

Brother said oh hi Mama just working on a project for School

Mama said a Project on paper airplanes?

Freddy said oh sur it's real technical we re testing the aerodynamics of super light aircraft

Mama Laught Well good luck

as Freddy and Brother close the door

Freddy whew

Brother said that was close

Downstairs"

Papa said Mama have you seen Brother and Freddy

Mama said uh huh they are upstaries

Papa said something stranger is going on around here and I m gonna to get to the bottom of it"

Back in Brother and Sister bedroom

Brother said you know Freddie in addition to airplanes there is Something else we can make with Papa Spitballs

Freddy said oh right too tall will really like that"

Brother said i have been some researcher and now if want accuracy nothing beat good old dependable notebook papa

Freddy said is that so"?

Brother said but for distance you need the heavier load of three by five cards

Freddy said I have no ideas

Brother said however when it comes to a matter of taste well personally I prefer paper bags

Freddy said hey I know what we can do we wll combine all three

Brother said now you thinking

Freddy said come on let star tearing up the paper

Pape said I know paper what in the World it's me Pap

Freddy said Hi Unc

Papa said Hi Freddie what with this tearing up Paper

Freddy said we working on a school project just a sec here you go Unc

Papa said how about that paper bears

Freddy said see ye

Papa came down the stair Sister you have got a very clever brother and cousin

Sister said I just hope they re too clever for their own good

the Next Moring at School

Too tall said it's about time you got here we got a lot of work to do

Freddy said we got all kind of great

Too tall said hold on a sec heads over to the Parking lot as soon as the substitute pull up give the signal Let hear it"

Whistle

Too tall said very fine okay get going

Brother said uh we were thinking it will be kind of funny if

Waldo said I got the Plastics bucket and Clyde picked up a little surprise at the swamp

Too tall said okay now let get going we don't have much time

inside the Classroom Waldo said there it's all set as soon as the substitute open the door he will be a regular waterfall

Tall and Waldo Laught

Freddy said I m not so sure about this whole thing

Brother said me too this time too tall going too far

Too tall said that is enough stuff this will be great when the substitute goes to got some supplies Wham

as the gang Laught

Brother said I m telling him we wanted out um Too Tall we were thinking

Too tall said watch this you will Love as he pulled a Bullfrog out and Put it in the Draw this is the first time evey I couldn't waiter for class to Start

Brother said too tall Freddy and I decided

Unnamed Cub Whistle

Too tall said hey that's the signal let's get out of here

Waldo said but what about Teacher Jan Notice about the History test today

Too Tall said Like I told you guys there ain't gonna be no test as he pull down a map Because there ain't gonna be no notice I can't waited to get a look at that old battle ax

hello could you direct me to Teacher Jane room I m her Substitute

Too tall said you are the Substitute

Brother whispered doesn't look like a battle ax to me

my name is teacher Charlena and I m really looking forward to gasp oh excuse me as she throw the ball into the Hoop

Brother said wow what a shot

Freddy said I don't believer it

Waldo said like a pro

Too Tall said that was something"

Charlena said it is all in the wrists if you Like i will show you how do it after school there is a trick to it

Brother said speaking of trick's what do you say we got rid of your Practical jokes

Too tall said right let get going see you soon but not too soon

Freddy said Hurry"

Brother said before she get here

Too tall said come on as the water fall on top of theme

Freddy said we are drenched

Wald said oh no she is coming

Too tall said we gotta to defuse the closet hurry

As Sister and Honey Laught

Miss Charlene said mine what's all this

Freddy said it's a science project it's on uh uh it's on the law of gravity

as the Class Laught

Miss Charlene said hmm Teacher Jane told me she's had put the class schedule where I be sure to see it

Too tall said oh no I forgot the Frog?

Miss Charlene said Maybe she left it in the Draw as big fat bullfrog leaped out of the draw bumping into the Map which flew up flapping around and around like a window shard

Brother said oh no

Too tall said yeah

Freddy said now we are gonna to have to do that test

Miss Charlene said what a cute Frog Mine your teacher jane is certainly full of surprises well let's star the History Test well I graded your Tests and I m happy to say some of you did quite well

Honey said Oh I got an A +

Miss Charlena said but some of you well it's as if you didn't study at all

Brother ah an F

Too tell said I got an F Minus

Miss Charlena said however since I m going to be here all week I have decided to let everyone who failed have a retest tomorrow

all the boys said oh boy yeah all right

after school

Miss Charlene said Hi club want to shoot a few hoop

Brother said Thanks but we have got a plenty of studying to do at the library

Miss Charlene said ah too tall before you leaven would get us another Ball out of there

Too tall said okay tech as she Open the Door