We got out of the car and Carly's eyes were blindfolded and I'm glad they were Spencer took her to a petting zoo. Not cool Spencer. When Carly took her blindfold off her smile turned into disappointment but she didn't say anything. "Ok, even Fredweird could do better than this with his 8 dollars a month from his Mommy!" I said mostly to Freddie to annoy him. "HEY!" Frednub yells back. "Well... we both know it's true!" "Listen...Spencer starts I have not had a lot of money this past month because you know...and I know you love animals so I thought this would be perfect. Spencer says excitedly." "Well, it's- I started but I was cut off by Carly. "Sam, it's fine lets..just go," She says as calmly as she can but I can tell she is a bit annoyed.

We walked away from Spencer with Freddie walking Way behind us. Carly was walking in a huf I mean Spencer did tell her this surprise would be big and amazing...this is terrible. "Carls drop the act." "I know you hate this," I told her. "I don't "hate" it." She said.
"But it's just not what i- "wanted" I finished for her cutting her off. "No! Not what i- "liked", I said interrupting again. "Sam!" she yelled. "And I was going to say not what I expected." She finished. "Yeah yeah, you hate it Carly just say so Spencer is not here right now," I told her. "OK fine, I hate it!" "And even worse Spencer was so low on money he didn't get me a cake!" My jaw dropped. I could not believe what I was hearing.

"You can't have a birthday without cake, it's just impossible." "How dare Spencer not get you a cake; it's the most important part of birthdays!" I told Carly and she just sighed. Then I remembered that my mom gave me $20 for "being less annoying". I mean when am I ever-annoying? "Hey, how about I get you a cake?" I ask. "I got $20 so I can buy you a cake or something," I told Carly she just looked confused. "Where did you get $20?" she asked with a confused smile on her face.
"My mom gave it to me for "being less annoying".

"I don't want you- Carly started but I cut her off.

"Nope, it's fine." "What am I gonna buy with it anyway?" She knew there was no point in arguing because she knew there was no way she would win this

"Alright!" She said excitedly and that got her happy again

I was getting fried chicken when I heard someone call my name from far away. I knew it was Carly. I went over and saw...well...a goat torturing her. There was nothing I could do on my own so I called Spencer over and when he saw what was going on he ran over.

After about 5 minutes me Spencer and Fredweird were able to get the goat off of Carly the entire time she was crying and screaming get it off of me! Even when the goat was gone she was still screaming the same thing. "Get it off of me!" And I knew this would DEFINITELY be on Carly's list of worst birthdays EVER thanks a lot, Spencer.

Carly was screaming "Get it off of me" the whole car ride home And also making weird noises. Like REALLY weird noises.

Once we were at bush well plaza Carly RAN up the stairs and Lewburt looked at her weirder than usual most likely because her hair was a mess her dress was ripped and she was covered from head to toe in goat gook (not the usual way Carly look).

Once we were in the apartment Carly ran upstairs and spencer followed her up. So all I heard for the next 6 hours was "GET IT OFF OF ME" from Carly and "IM TRYING" from Spencer.

Fredweird had to go home because his mom "needed" to give him a tick bath or something like that.

So Carly went in the shower at 1:30 pm and got out (or at least stopped screaming) at 7:30 pm. Spencer came downstairs at 7:45. "Well, she's clean but forever traumatized," Spencer said. "Well, she has a right to be if you had not taken us there today "that" wouldn't have happened, Spencer!" I snapped back at him. "I know I know." "It wasn't on purpose." He said. I was pretty mad at him but I also had to make sure spencer knows to make sure Carly's 16th birthday was PERFECT.

I walked up to spencer making sure I looked serious.

"I swear Spencer Shay if you don't make Carly's 16th birthday perfect or if it's like THIS ANY way you will regret it!" "You hear me!" I scream. He nods absolutely terrified and I smile I think he got the message.

A/N ok so I remade the iHate That Goat ting now using the quotation things I hope this makes this story easier to read! Please read and review

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