Once upon a time, John Tudors fell in love. With who, that's none of your business. All I'll say is that it wasn't Henry VIII.
He was quite in love. Henry VIII approved of the match and planned to give him half of everything to his friend: half his kingdom, half his crown, half his clothes. But the evil Anne Boleyn was jealous, so she sent a fake letter to John Tudors's bride-to-be purporting to be from a non-existent mistress.
However, John Tudors's bride could tell the letter was fake because it smelled like someone who had just got done doing french tricks with all the highest nobles.
"It is clear who sent this," said John Tudors. "It was inserted under the door by the great whore Anne Boleyn herself."
She was remanded to the dungeon for her crimes, and the story has a happy ending, because there wasn't a conflict or any drama and nothing happened.
THE END