A/N: I am finally back once more this time with my third Hunter X Hunter fanfic! I'm very excited to be writing for this ship. It's my OTP for the series and they are just such a perfect couple! I hope you all enjoy this little one-shot and please do R&R! I appreciate each and every comment, review and message that I receive from my lovely readers!
The Zoldyck family received an assassination request, some sleezy old geezer who used his money and position to force himself on women without any repercussions. So it was no surprise when a hit came in for him, however there was a catch to this the only way to assassinate him was to get him on his own which only happened when he was with a woman. And with the only ladies in the Zoldyck family was Kikyo who was busy with Silva and Alluka who was out of the question Illumi decided to take matters into his own hands.
He decided that the only way to succeed in this contract was to dress like a lady and get the great big pervert to think he can bed her as such for this mission he'd gotten his mothers help. She'd bought him this beautiful deep green full length floral silk blend cheongsam, it had a slit along the side that showed off his legs which were further accentuated by the leather platform stiletto heeled sandals he was wearing. They had a mesh covering over the foot that fastened with ankle straps. Kikyo had to spend a few days teaching Illumi how to walk in such heels until he had it down like a true lady. She completed the look with a beautiful high class hairdo, using some curling irons she created beautiful cascading curls along his back with little hair accessories to keep the do in place and then added a slight amount of make-up.
With his look complete he went to the high class hotel, the Hilton hotel, where he knew his target would be harassing the ladies around there. He went straight to the roof where the pools were located he found his target easily however didn't approach him, instead Illumi walked in his best seductive walk towards the bar when he took a seat and ordered a drink as he went to pay a fat sweaty hand reached out and grabbed his own petite one stopping him from paying "I've got this one little lady~" he said with a wink before paying for his drink.
Illumi was pleased that his tactic had worked even if it was disgusting to have such an overweight old and ugly guy try to bed you. He put on his softest voice possible as he fluttered his lashes at the old man which were extra long and noticeable thanks to his mother forcing him to wear false ones that brought out his eyes nicely. "Thank you, that's very kind of you," he gushed, causing a pleased expression to appear on his face. Illumi was questioning his own sanity as the grubby old man wrapped his arm around Illumi's rather slim waist, he used this to cop a feel as he pulled Illumi over to his table as his hand slipped down to rest on his ass.
When he sat down on his couch instead of allowing Illumi to sit beside him he pulled him into his lap with the old man's hand resting on his lower back dangerously close to ass once more. Illumi wanted this to be over as quickly as possible however this old geezer was taking his time making sure to ply the incredibly gorgeous woman with as much alcohol as he could. Although Illumi had quite a high tolerance he still had a limit and the dumb pervert wouldn't stop plying him with drinks until Illumi was fairly drunk.
When he thought he'd pushed enough alcohol down the pretty young thing's neck he practically dragged her off to his room, his hands fondling that perfect butt at every chance he got. Once in his hotel room Illumi was pulled into that disgusting perverts lap as he sat on the edge of the bed, deciding that he'd had enough of waiting now that the two were alone. Illumi acted like he was straddling his lap as he encircled his arms around his neck. Leaning in for what his target thought was going to be a kiss however before their lips could touch Illumi slipped out one of his well hidden needles and inserted it into the back of head with the order to commit suicide.
Instantly the pervert got up as soon as Illumi had removed himself from his lap and walked to the window, without so much as a glance at Illumi he opened the window and jumped to his death. Illumi walked up to the window to make sure that he was really dead which was when he happened to see a familiar face below, to his surprise they made eye contact and a glimmer of interest shone in those light amber orbs of his. Illumi watched as Hisoka discreetly used his Bungee Gum to pull the needle from the back of his target's head before heading into the hotel.
Illumi turns away from the window as he sashayed down the hallway making sure to sway his hips so as to give off the appearance of a lady until he could eventually change. However before he could make it to the exit he spotted that familiar face once more as he walked up to Illumi and wrapped his arms around that slim waist before pulling him close as he captured those beautiful lightly tinted red lips in a soft kiss. Illumi had never admitted it outloud to anyone before but he had always found the dumbass magician to be rather attractive so when he was kissed this thought along with his inebriation caused him to return the kiss without a second thought. To say that Hisoka was surprised would be an understatement. He had fully expected to be slapped across the face by the raven but to have him return the kiss was almost too good to be true.
It was even more surprising to Hisoka that he wasn't kneed in the groin when he let his hand slip from Illumi's waist to his butt, however instead of any form of attack Illumi took the hand that was still on his waist moving it to join Hisoka's other on his butt. With this new found confidence Hisoka moved to place a kiss to Illumi's ear before whispering "care for a quickie?" as he gave Illumi's butt a firm squeeze with both hands. Illumi looked at Hisoka with half lidded eyes which was all that Hisoka needed to see before he let go of Illumi's perfect behind to grab his hand and pull him to an empty room.
Once inside Hisoka wastes no time in reattaching his lips to Illumi's being more than happy when once again Illumi returned the kiss. When they eventually parted for air Hisoka got to work on stripping his raven haired beauty out of his dress revealing his flawlessly naked body at last. Hisoka took a few moments to just drink in the sight, not sure when exactly would be the next time he'd be able to see it, before getting to work on his own leaving the pair of them standing naked in an otherwise empty hotel room. After reattaching his lips to Illumi's, Hisoka guided the raven back until his legs hit the bed in which he pushed him back onto it before climbing on after him.
As he started to explore every nook and cranny of Illumi's body Hisoka was already painfully hard, Illumi kicked off his shoes. He paid special attention to Illumi's perk pink nipples playing with them at first with his fingers, pinching, rolling and flicking the sensitive buds however when he got some delicious sounding moans and groans from the raven. He decided to tease them with his mouth instead which granted him even better noises, as the redhead licked, sucked and nipped at each bud in turn. When he deemed it enough Hisoka trailed kisses down Illumi's chest to his stomach making sure to dip his tongue into his navel before continuing south until he reached his goal. As he pulls back slightly he's happy to see that Illumi was already getting hard from his attention, he darts his tongue across the tip gaining him a loud gasp as Illumi brings his knees up as his toes curl into the sheets.
Pleased with Illumi's reactions Hisoka rewarded him by taking the head into his mouth before flicking his tongue over the slit a few more times then sucking on the sensitive flesh. Illumi couldn't hold back the moan that escaped between his lips at Hisoka's actions which caused a smirk to grace Hisoka's own as he took more of the raven's shaft into his mouth.
Hisoka sucked on Illumi's shaft as if it were the most delicious lollipop ever drawing more delicious moans from Illumi as his legs closed around Hisoka's waist locking him between his legs where Hisoka was more than happy to stay. Hisoka started to bob his head up and down along the shaft making sure to take as much in as he could before he came back up till Illumi's cock almost slipped from between his lips only for him to devour it again drawing light moans and pants from the raven. When Illumi was rock hard Hisoka finally let him slip from his lips with a pop which gained him a small whine, Hisoka chuckled as he attached his lips to Illumi's for a rough kiss instead. "Be patient kitten, we are just beginning~" Hisoka cooed out, gaining himself a small glare from the assassin.
With a light chuckle Hisoka pecked Illumi on the lips before his position so that the assassin was now on his hands and knees, "what are you do-" Illumi started only to freeze when he felt a pair of hands pry apart his cheeks before Hisoka buried his face in his crack and he felt a hot wet appendage poking at his entrance. A bright red blush dusted Illumi's cheeks at this which only darkened when he looked over his shoulder at the redhead as he exclaimed, "H-Hisoka!" who removed his face from Illumi's ass just long enough to give the raven his best come hither look as he licked his lips as if he'd just been eating the most delicious meal of his life. "Illu I'm prepping you just be patient~" Hisoka cooed before pushing his face back between those supple cheeks.
His tongue darting out to lick that beautiful pink puckered entrance before tracing the rim a couple of times then pushing in past the tight rings of muscle. "H-Hiso..KAAAA!" Illumi's moan turned into a scream as he felt that hot wet muscle start to thrust in and out of his hole slowly at first before speeding up. Illumi was finding it difficult to support himself as he ended up collapsing onto his elbows with his face buried in the sheets while Hisoka's hands kept his rear in the air.
Hisoka thrust his tongue in and out of the raven's tight little hole stretching and lubricating him for what was about to come. Hisoka was growing more and more impatient as Illumi started to moan louder while pushing his ass back into Hisoka's face trying to get his tongue to push deeper. Hisoka pulled back a smirk on his face as he looked at Illumi whose back was arched beautifully while his long raven locks scattered over porcelain skin, "someone's impatient…" he teased, causing Illumi to look over his shoulder to glare at him.
"Just shut up and get on with it!" Illumi growled out before shaking his hips a little. Hisoka watched as Illumi waved his ass in his face before spanking those beautiful globes "Illu I need to prepare you," Hisoka told him which earned him another glare from Illumi. "Illu…" however his words fell on deaf ears. "Hisoka I am not fragile, if you don't hurry it up I'm out of here!" Illumi threatened as he started to get up to prove his point, seeing this Hisoka quickly pinned Illumi to the bed with a feral growl. Upon hearing this Illumi stopped fighting him knowing he was finally going to get what he was waiting for.
Hisoka thrust his erection between Illumi's cheeks teasing him that little more before eventually pushing into that tight inviting heat. Illumi let out a cry of both pain and pleasure as Hisoka buried himself balls deep inside of him, Hisoka watched as his dick disappeared into that tight heat. He felt more excited than usual as he rocked his hips slightly causing his erection to rub against Illumi's very sensitive walls drawing out a few more groans of pleasure from the raven.
Hisoka soon grew impatient himself, rocking his hips wasn't enough especially with just how good Illumi's hot, tight walls felt around his cock. Unable to hold back any longer, Hisoka leaned forward to whisper "Illu sorry but I can't hold on anymore...you feel too good…" into the raven's ear before nibbling lightly on the lobe. A shudder passed along Illumi's back at the magician's words at the same moment that Hisoka retracted his hips allowing his cock to slip almost all the way out so only the tip remained before slamming back in causing Illumi to let out a strangled gasp of pain with a hint of pleasure.
After repeating the motion a few times Hisoka noticed that his erection was now sliding in easier than before, taking a glance downwards he noticed as his cock slipped almost all the way out again that it was covered in a small amount of blood. Hisoka then watched as his cock disappeared once again into that tight inviting heat that was Illumi's hole. As he continued to pound into Illumi's tight ass Hisoka leaned in to bite roughly at Illumi's shoulder as his hands trailed up his beautiful, graceful and slender back as he sucked at the flesh between his teeth making sure to leave a deep red mark in its wake. "Illu...turn over I want to see your face," Hisoka told the raven when he eventually let go of his shoulder.
As soon as Hisoka had let go of his skin Illumi did as he was told until he was laying on his back causing Hisoka's erection to slip from his ass in the process. Seeing Illumi looking up at him, his legs spread open for him, Hisoka was getting all excited as Illumi presented himself to him causing the redhead to thrust back into the hilt once again. As soon as he was fully sheathed in him Illumi's legs wrapped around his waist locking him in place, not that Hisoka had any plans of leaving anyway. Illumi lifted his hands reaching for Hisoka's face, who was more than happy to oblige as he lowered his head enough for the raven to be able to reach him.
Illumi pulled Hisoka down enough for them to lock lips, this time their kiss was fiery, fervent and heated. Hisoka returned the kiss before running his tongue along Illumi's bottom lip asking for entrance, when Illumi parted his lips Hisoka pushed his tongue between them. He mapped out every inch of Illumi's warm, wet cavern before enticing his tongue to play with his as the two fought for dominance which of course Hisoka won. When they parted for air Illumi was panting heavily, his lips were all red and swollen which just made Illumi look far more ravishing and alluring, Hisoka pecked his lips before focusing his energy on pounding his tight ass instead. He placed his hands on Illumi's sensuous body which allowed for him to thrust into that tight heat much easier, as he adjusted his angle aiming for that bundle of nerves that were buried deep inside the raven.
When he heard a cry of pleasure Hisoka knew that he'd found what he had been looking for and made sure to hit that sweet spot with each and every sharp thrust of his hips drawing more and more delicious cries and moans from between Illumi's luscious lips causing the raven to bring his hand up to stifle his moans. With a growl Hisoka removed his hand from Illumi's waist moving to instead grab the raven's arm pulling it from his mouth and pinning it insead to his side. "Naughty, naughty...Illu you're not allowed to stifle your moans…" Hisoka chided.
Illumi glared up at the magician until Hisoka gave a particularly sharp thrust which caused Illumi to let out a surprised cry of pleasure, Hisoka maintained a fast pace as he pounded his ass drawing them both closer to their orgasms. As the pleasure was building Illumi started to push his hips back to meet Hisoka's thrusts with perfect timing causing the magician's erection to push deeper inside him while his hands fisted in the sheets. Hisoka looked down at Illumi's beautiful, alluring and luscious body as he writhed underneath him thanks to the pleasure he was experiencing making Hisoka lick his lips as he let go of Illumi's wrist instead wrapping his slim fingers around Illumi's neglected erection.
The moment his fingers wrapped around his heated flesh Illumi's legs tightened around Hisoka's waist. Wasting no time, Hisoka started to pump Illumi's shaft starting out slow before matching the pace of his thrusts while thumbing the slit. Illumi reached up once more this time wrapping his arms around Hisoka's neck as he let out a loud moan "H-Hisoka…" he moaned out. Hisoka gave a sharp thrust seeing Illumi throw his head back and let out a loud unbridled moan exposing his throat, seeing this Hisoka ducked down and bit onto Illumi's neck sucking roughly to leave another bright red mark on the assassin. "H-Hisoka..!" Illumi moaned out once more this time more pointedly.
Hisoka released the raven's neck as he sat back just enough to look at his face "what is it Illu?" he asked his hips and hand not stopping their movements. "I-I'm going to cuuuuuuuum!" Illumi cried out as his legs tightened painfully around Hisoka's waist. Hisoka smirked at this pleased that he was the reason that Illumi was breathless, naked and moaning like a bitch in heat, with a smirk he trailed kisses up from the raven's neck to his lips "then cum for me Illu…" he whispered before squeezing the raven's shaft just enough to bring Illumi pleasure. With that the assassin couldn't hold on anymore as he came with a loud cry of the magician's name as his walls tightened around Hisoka's erection, spasming around it as he rode out the waves of his orgasm.
Illumi's tightening and spasming walls was enough to tip the magician over the edge as after a few more thrusts he buried his cock deep inside Illumi's hole as he came with a grunt "I-Illu…" before collapsing on top of him as he panted heavily. Hisoka used the last of his strength to roll them over on the bed so Illumi was now laying on his chest as he dozed off. Hisoka spent a few minutes watching the raven as he slept, it was a rare sight after all for the magician however his tiredness soon caught up with him and he too let sleep claim him with his cock still firmly buried between those perfect cheeks, in that tight inviting heat of his entrance.
The next morning the two were still in their previous position with Illumi on top of Hisoka, his head resting comfortably on Hisoka's chest just under his chin, Hisoka's cock still fully sheathed in the assassin's entrance. Illumi was feeling incredibly warm and comfortable which was unusual for the assassin however he liked the feeling and as such snuggled into that inviting warmth, this act woke up Hisoka who looks groggily down at Illumi. Seeing the raven all happily snuggled into him while asleep and making adorable little noises Hisoka couldn't help but let out a "awww" upon seeing it. The assassin was adorable right now though he knew that if Illumi ever heard him call him 'cute' he'd assassinate him on the spot.
Hisoka ran his hands through Illumi's long raven locks a few times, waking the assassin from his slumber and upon seeing that the warm comfortable thing he had been laying on was actually a person and the unmistakable feeling of a cock being buried in his ass Illumi recoiled violently, almost falling off the double bed. His heart started to relax a little when he realised that the man he'd been sleeping on was well toned and slender unlike the pig he'd been hired to assassinate. His eyes lingered on that body for a few seconds before he let his gaze travel up towards their face, seeing instead of a stranger the face of Hisoka, his hair down the makeup gone and most definitely naked was a new sight for the assassin though he very much liked it even though he knew it was wrong.
Illumi puffed out a noise of relief before settling back on the bed beside Hisoka, the magician chuckles softly "Illu you looked like you'd seen a ghost...don't tell me you thought I was that disgusting pig you killed last night? That's not very nice now is it? And we had so much fun last night too~" he teased with a smirk. Illumi glared at the magician but it was a lot less effective considering the blush that dusted the assassin's cheeks. This was the first time Hisoka had ever seen the raven blush and he couldn't resist reaching out to cup Illumi's cheek with his hand before brushing his thumb gently over that beautiful flush. "Illu I didn't know you were capable of blushing…" he told the raven sincerely. Illumi unconsciously pushed his face into the magician's hand very much liking the feeling, however when he realised what he was doing Illumi's cheeks blushed even darker so he looked more like a tomato.
Upon seeing this Hisoka knew that he wanted to be with the assassin, he removed his hand from the raven's cheek instead wrapping his arm around his waist pulling him back into his lap. "Illu, do you like me?" the magician asked this time he was being serious, not teasing in the slightest. Illumi buried his face in his hands as Hisoka nuzzled his face into his neck, occasionally placing a kiss to the flesh there, "well do you? Answer me Illu…"
Illumi hardened his expression before lowering his hands "no, I am an assassin I have no need of anyone," Illumi lied and it was so plainly obvious to the magician. Hisoka quirked a brow as he trailed a hand down Illumi's spine "ohh? Really I didn't know that assassin's randomly slept with guys…" he told him as his hand reached Illumi's ass before pushing a finger in past the raven's tight ring of muscles until he felt his own seed. "Letting someone screw you and fill you with his cum is part of being an assassin? Eh Illu, or is that your father's influence making you deny your obvious feelings?" Hisoka, knowing the Zoldyck family values, knew exactly why Illumi was being stubborn.
However when Illumi looked over at Hisoka again he couldn't deny what he really wanted although he knew that his father and mother would try to stop him but that didn't change his true feelings, he wanted to be with Hisoka. Illumi sighed and snuggled into the magician in a rare sign of affection which pleased Hisoka greatly, "so I'll ask you again, Illu, do you like me?" Hisoka asked as he gently ran his fingers through Illumi's raven locks once more. "Of course I like you…idiot…" Illumi grumbled leaning into the magician's touch.
The End
A/N: It took a little while to get this finished but I'm happy that it's finally complete! I have many more ideas for Hunter X Hunter fics, mainly more HisoIllu but I plan to write more for other ships as well. I've been wanting to do a more soft HisoIllu prompt for a while and now I have satisfied that! Though there will most likely be more soft HisoIllu knowing me!