The first nephilim's bed time story.
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Amenadiel tells Charlie a bed time story. If you are offended at religious context being... misinterpreted you need to return now and read no further.
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"Please Daddy. Can you tell me the story of someone from heaven?" Charlie asked Amenadiel as he was tucked in. Daddy always knew the best stories from the people in heaven.
Amenadiel sat down on the bed side and considered whom to pick..
"All right. But it's sleeping time after that, okay?"
"Okay," Charlie confirmed nodding excited.
"A long long time ago before your Uncle Luci met Aunt Chloe, maybe two thousand years ago, he met a really nice girl. And you know your Uncle Luci. He held a really big party with lots of girls and even some boys. And they had a lot of fun. He had invited the girl, of course but she was really shy. She was supposed to get married soon, but of course he persuaded her easily. But this time something went wrong at one of his parties and she got pregnant. Now she was just about to marry another man and they were very strict in those times about no sex before marriage. But then two month later there was the wedding. And had they found out that she was pregnant at the time she would have been stoned to death. She asked Uncle Luci to protect the baby and he said yes."
"Of course he did. Uncle Luci is the coolest."
Amenadiel harrumphed. "Yeah, sure he is. Anyway..."
"Did you help as well, Daddy?"
"Of course I did. She was an innocent. So anyway... Uncle Luci asked us all for help, because he really liked the woman and she and the baby really didn't deserve to die. And so Uncle Gabriel did a lot of sweet talking with the husband, while Uncle Luci was so happy, that he lit a special star just for her when the baby came. And suddenly, and we still don't know how that happened, all the people believed the boy was the son of God. And that's how little Jessy came into this world. He was a very nice kid, always helpful, liked to play with the other kids, but he got in all kinds of trouble, because people still believed that he was God's son. So just to keep him out of trouble with those nasty guys your Uncle Raphi sometimes helped out and sneakily healed some people when Jessy touched them. And one day he and some friends went fishing. Jessy loved to fish at the river when he was younger. But now one of his friends had a boat and they were far out on the lake, when he fell into the water. Uncle Mike had to freeze the water in the middle of the summer so Jessy could walk back to the boat. He was the worst swimmer ever, would have drowned in a puddle, honestly.
And then we had to sneak him and all the people that followed him around at the time bread at water for weeks when he got lost in the desert. Such a bother. Have you ever tried finding someone in a desert? And the next day they had moved on so we had to scout them out again and again.
And when he was at another guy's wedding they drank so much wine that the groom ran out and that was super embarrassing so Uncle Luci flew all the way to Italy and stole lots and lots of wine. And let me tell you, the Romans really knew how to make good wine. But then no one knows what happened, maybe someone talked or they found the barrels, anyway the Romans really started to hate the young Jessy and one day nearly killed him. That was not so nice. Even Uncle Raphi needed three days to get him back up and running but he died a couple years later anyway. You know people at that time didn't get very old. Of course he went straight to heaven. Maybe I'll introduce you some time. He's a really nice chap. People still talk about him."
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