Sheldon Cooper and Leonard were entwined in a romantic embrace. Their love was taboo, a horrible sin... they knew theire university would kick them out if they discovered they were homos. "What will our protestant professors say," asked leonard. "Shh... don't worry abou tthat, darling," replied the atypical Sheldon. Theyr tongues bashed against each other like catz in a fight to the death, slappingand sliding in passion as their bodies grew closer and closerer.

Sheldon and Leanord had discovered their sinful attraction one day when sheldon was home alone. he was in leonards ded, pressing himself on the sheets in pressure, while looking at a portrait of the bespectacled male. "I want you," he said as he was caught. "Ever day of my life, every day I live without you.. brings me pain. You have no idea how much I need you, Leonard Horovitz. I'm weird. I want you to make me feel okay to be weird," he confessed as he opened his legs.

Back on the present, Sheldon and Leonard where breathing hard on each o ther, condensation forming on each others lips. "Let's defy God," begged Leonard. Before Sheldon could be entered, Amy Farrah Fowler bust in. She was naked and crying. "I wanted you so bad, and you do this to me?! I thought we had something... HOW COULD YOU HURT ME LIKE THIS SHELDIE?!" Amy broke down crying into her lap. "Amy, I do love you," admitted Sheldon. "I promise I do! I promise!' aMY would not listen.

Sheldon's bisexuality dated back to his high school days. he remembers Sam, a young man who was a gay athiest in his science class. Sam was his awakening. Sam had moved away, leaving sheldon with nothing but a memoie and a broken heart. The trauma was unbearabtle. Sheldon closed his eyes and shed tears for Amy and Sam.

Suddenly, the dean came in. "You two! Amy has told me about your sins. How dare you displease god!" Sheldon sobbed. "I LOVE GOD! I SWEAR!" Amy stood up. "Not nearly enough. God died for your sins, you bitch." Amy puleld out a gun. "Repent, Sheldon."

BANG!

When the smoke cleared, Amy was dead. Lonard had procured a gun. "I'm sorry sheldon." Sheldon cried into his bosom in fear but also relief. The dean and several church people began to preach to them, but sheldon wasn't having it. "I'm sorry Meemaw, but I have to upset the church." He puled out a scienticic bomb from under the couch and locked the doors. "If we can't be together on earth... we can be togetheer.. in heaven." Leonard And Sheldon engaged in an amazing embrace, crying tears of sadness. They new their lives were going to end shortly, but their afterlife was about to begin. "Finally, together..."

[5 SECONDS TO DETONATION]

"Finally..."

"Sheldon, I love you...

[4 SECONDS TO DETONATION]

They grew closer and tighter.

"Will you make love to me in heaven, Leonard."

[3 SECONDS TO DETONATION]

"GOD NO!" screamed the dean.

[2 SECONDS TO DETONATION]

"Make me hurt~"

[1 SECOND TO DETONATION]

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