Chapter 1: Harley Quinn

Harley Quinn: "They say if you wanna tell a story right, You gotta start at the beginning"

Harley shows a video of a beginning of a pregnancy.

Harley Quinn: Too far? fine.

Harley Quinn: "This is me. Harleen Quinzel. When I was a kid, my dad traded me for a six-pack of beer. But however many times he tried to ditch me, I kept coming back. Eventually, he found me a new home. The good sisters of St. Bernadette's taught me a lot. But I was never an establishment kind of girl. All things considered, I did good. I even went to college. Got my PHD. Had my heart broken once or twice.

Finding love, it's not easy. So, I threw myself into work. Became a psychiatrist. That's when I met him. Mr. J, my Joker. Oh, I fell hard. Like, out of a plane with a parachute right in your dumb fucking face kinda hard. I lost all sense of who I was. I only had eyes for puddin'. Later, we both had a daughter together. We named her Lana, She had my blond hair and my blue eyes. We all know the saying. Behind Evey successful man, there's a badass broad.

Well, that was me and my daughter. We were the brains behind some of Mr. J's greatest stunts. Not that he let anyone know it. I guess all good things have to come to an end. So...We broke up. And he left me to take care of our daughter. I handled it real mature, but Mr. J was super broke up about it. I got this amazing new place that was all mine. My daughter moved in with me after the break-up with Mr. J.

It gave me the space to really reflect on the mistakes of my past. I had to find a new identity. A new me. It wasn't easy. But after a while, I even opened myself up to the possibility of new love. Here's the thing about new love...You have to feed it.

Soon enough, I was back on my feet. Ready to move on, to make new friends, and spend some time with my daughter"

*At the club in Gotham*

Lana's POV:

Harley Quinn: "It was time for Gotham to meet the new Harley Quinn, So I really put myself out there"

Harley drinks in front of a group of girls and gives the finger. Harley was dancing on a pole while other people were cheering for her. The careers, Marvel, Glimmer, Clove, and Cato gathered around to watch Harley party hard. Harley Quinn is my Biological mom and the Joker is my biological dad. I don't talk about my dad much because he abandoned me and my mom. When I was walking around Gotham with my family, Katniss and Peeta, my adopted parents, My wife Johanna, my husband, Cato, The careers, Marvel, Glimmer, and Clove, Rue, and Aunt Prim I found my biological mom, Harley Quinn.

After Harley and Joker broke up, I moved into the apartment with Harley and my family. "Shake that ass, bitch!" Glimmer yelled as she was dancing on the pole. I gasped when Harley and I accidentally spilled our drinks on a man. "God damn it, sit the fuck down" The man said. "What?" Harley and I said. "I said sit your skinny ass's down, you dumb sluts" The man said. I looked at my Wife, Johanna.

She said nothing and shrugged her shoulders. "Okay" Harley and I said. I smirked, and Harley and I jumped off of the table and onto the guy's legs. The man screamed in pain when we jumped onto his legs. "Oh, shit" Clove said. I sat down on the couch. "YOU BROKE MY FUCKING LEGS!" The man yelled. "Oh, boo-hoo" Harley said. "It's not that bad, toughen up" I said. Harley and I laughed. Harley and I looked at everyone who was staring at us.

"What?" Harley and I said. "It's not a party without a little drama, am I right? Come on! Turn it up! Shots on the house" Roman said. "Call me dumb, I have a PHD motherfucker" Harley said, angrily. "Miss Quinn, Miss. Mason" Roman said when he walked up to us. "That was my driver" Roman said.

"Oh, whoops" Harley said. "Well, I'm sure it was his fault. Consider him fired" Roman said. "Consider me grateful, Especially since you don't like me and my daughter. I agitate his already delicate sense of metal equilibrium, that and his obsessive-compulsive need, to be the center of attention" Harley said. "Will your partner be joining us this evening?" Roman said. "Not tonight Romy. Not tonight" Harley said. "Well, enjoy yourself Miss. Quinn.

And do give the Joker my best" Roman said.

Harley Quinn: "Okay fine, so I hadn't told people about the break-up but you don't understand. Being Joker's girl gave me immunity. I could do whatever I wanted, to whoever I wanted and no one ever dared to object"

"Lana?" Johanna said as she walked up to me. "Oh hi" I said. "Don't cause too much of a scene now" Johanna said. "What? I'm just having fun" I said. "I'm serious" Johanna said. "You should listen to her, Lana. Your mom isn't exactly the best role model for you" Katniss said as she walked up to us. "She's the perfect role model. I'll show you" I said. "What exactly are you doing?" Katniss said. "Just watch" I said with a smirk.

I walked off to go get a drink of beer. "What am I gonna do with that girl?" Johanna whispered to herself. I grabbed a glass of beer and drank some of it. I kept drinking beer with my mom, Harley and dancing along to the music. The careers seemed impressed by me. "Woah, since when did you start drinking?" Cato said. "Since my dad abandoned me" I said. Harley was talking to a mannequin.

"Your mom is a fucking psychopath" Cato said. I ignored him and walked away and continued drinking and dancing along to the music. After a few more drinks, I threw up. "Jesus Christ Lana" Clove said as I was throwing up. "I'm fine-I'm fine" I said faintly. I threw up one more time onto Glimmer's clothes. "Eww, Get away from me!" Glimmer yelled as she ran away. I got back up and continued dancing with my mom.

I was having a great time, singing along to the music, dancing, and getting drunk. I started feeling sick again but I didn't let that stop me from having a good time. After some more time has past, it was 1:00 in the morning. As I was walking outside with Harley, we heard some girls talking about us from behind our back. "Oh please, I give it a few days before they are back together" A girl said.

Harley Quinn: "Even when I try and tell people, they didn't believe me"

"Come on. She told me they're really broken up this time" Another girl said. "Sure they are Shell. That's why she's still wearing that tacky 'J' necklace and her daughter is only with her mom" A girl said. As the girls continued to gossip, Harley and I walked away.

Harley Quinn: "I know I need to find some way to show the world that I'd cut ties with Mr. J for good"

"Harley, Lana!" The girls called as we were running away. I was still drunk so I couldn't run straight.

Harley Quinn: "Some people have the Eiffel tower or Olive Garden. The Joker and I? Our love is blooming in a highly toxic industrial processing plant. And Luckily for me, I have all my best ideas drunk"

"I have the best idea!" Harley shouted. "Mom? What are you doing?" I said with a bit of worry. "Watch this Lana" Harley said excitedly. I watched as Harley ran towards a truck. Harley got inside the driver's seat of the truck. "Mom!" I yelled. I tried calling out for her but she ignored me. "The fuck? Hey! Hey! Come back here!" The man yelled, chasing after her. Harley tore off the necklace around her neck. I watched as she continued driving towards the chemicals.

"This is where it all begins puddin'" Harley said. "You motherfucker!" Harley yelled as she threw the necklace outside of the window. As the truck came closer to the chemicals, Harley jumped out of the truck. When the truck crashed into the chemicals, fireworks exploded in the sky. Harley watched with amazement.

Harley Quinn: "It was the closure I needed. A fresh start. A chance to be my own woman"

Harley walks away from the explosion proudly. "Mom, what the hell was that all about?" I said. Harley wrapped her arm around me. "Come on Puddin', let's get out of here" Harley said. We walked away from the explosion.

Harley Quinn: "But I wasn't the only dame in Gothem looking for emancipation. This is our story. And I'm telling it, So I'll start where I fucking want"

A/N: So guys, what did you think of the first chapter of my Harley Quinn fanfiction? Please leave a review and let me know. No criticism or mean comments please and thank you. I gotta say, I really enjoyed writing this first chapter and I am looking forward to writing the second chapter. Also, I do not own any hunger games characters or Harley Quinn characters. Please leave a review again, I will write the next chapter soon.