Located somewhere in the vast expanse of the Q continuum, Q sat slouched in a comfortable padded chair in a room modeled after that of the USS Enterprise's bridge, his fingers drumming repeatedly against the arm of the chair. Despite being a nigh-omnipotent, immortal and non-corporeal being that inhabited the limitless dimensions of the cosmos, Q was bored out of his mind. While he enjoyed the games and tests he gave to his favorite Star Fleet Captain, Jean-Luc Picard, it was becoming increasingly predictable and boring to do it over and over and over again. Not to mention he had just visited Picard last week…
The world around him shimmered and shifted, turning the Enterprise bridge replica into a large comfortable Q-ueen size bed and let out a groan. This couldn't go on. Q needed something to do and would do anything to find something interesting.
And that's when it hit him.
No.
Quite literally.
A thick leather bound hardcover book materialized from above him in the room and dropped itself onto his face with a resounding SMACK!
"Ow…" he stated flatly more out of habit from adopting the mannerisms form messing with the inferior species of the galaxy rather than being in physical pain.
Reaching up he grabbed the book that was balancing perfectly on his nose with both hands and sat up. Holding the book away from his face he read the title; "Limitless Dimensions; A Q's Reference Guide, huh? How interesting."
Without even opening the book, but by simply closing his eyes, the knowledge contained within was absorbed into his memory in an instant. Opening his eyes he then proceeded to throw the book across the room and through the wall and let out a loud angry shout. "AHHHHH! HOW COULD I FORGET!" Q berated himself.
Q had been so focused on Starfleet that he had somehow managed to forget the existence of every other universe! How? Q had no clue. Maybe Ms. Q and Q jr. had messed with his mind? While not impossible, why would they? Have I spent too much time with Picard? Q pondered.
After a moment of calming down a sly and mischievous grin appeared on the higher-beings face. He could have so much fun with this!
Oh he had to plan! Q jumped out of the bed and like before the room around him shimmered and shifted. By the time his feet hit the floor the world around him changed into a replica of the Earth Spacedock and his clothes changed from their usual red flamboyant robes to that of a construction worker and a welding mask.
"Time to get to work!" Q said gleefully flipping the face covering down.
(A.N. - Hello all, Now I know that many of you might be mad at me. Where have you been? Why are you making another story? When will you actually update your stories? Yes, these are all great questions. Many that I either do not have the answer too are too lazy to say. Either way no one knows who I am and neither am I a snowflake who can't deal with criticism or flaming, so Fuck You that's why (Well that and let me be honest I'm a subpar author and writer)!
I wanted to write something. I would update my stories but my Star Wars fic is just not interesting to me now. I want to rewrite it but I don't know where to start.
My HP crossover I have a major case of writer's block for. Same with my AOT fic.
My MHA fic has not simply died but fell off the plane of existence entirely. Also the movie that's coming out has a similar theme ngl. Did not expect that in the slightest since I only watched up to season 2.
In any case I'm starting this fic because I enjoyed my Star Trek fic from before and feel like I could do a better job than before. And with a collection of one-shots I don't need to keep things all that chronological.
If anyone wants to adopt my fics they are more than welcome too, just PM me because I want to read and see how it turns out from another POV.
Hope you all have a Happy Halloween!)