Jagi gets a stepford wife
Jagi and his boys were chillin in the base. All of sudden his stomach growled like twelve black men running a train on a woman.
"I NEED FOOD NOW" Roared jagi
Jagi then saw his subordinate walk into the room
"Sir I heard a noise" said the subordinate
"THAT WAS MY STOMACH YOU FUCKING FAGGOT"
"A-are you hungry sir?"
"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK"
"ok sir"
The subordinate went to the kitchen to make jagis meal, while jagis manservant was making dinner he came across a faded out ad.
"Sir, Sir"
"WHY THE FUCK ARENT YOU MAKING DINNER"
"Please Sir liste-"
Jagi grabbed his servants head and crushed like a watermelon. Jagi then took off his mask and ate the corpse
"MMMM THAT WAS DELICIOUS" said jagi putting his mask back on. Jagi picked up the ad and looked at it. The ad read: LOOKING FOR A WIFE TO COOK AND CLEAN WHILE HAVING SEX ON DEMAND? COME TO STEPFORD WIFE, WHERE OBEDIENCE IS A CLICK AWAY.
"HMMM I COULD USE A SLAVE TO DO THE COOKING" sid jaggi. Jagi headed straight outside, his journey to collect wives has begun….
Ch1: The hunt is on
Jags was roaming the wasteland looking for a wife when he encountered amibs
"Yo Jagi, what ya up to" said amiba.
"I'm looking for a wife to be my fuckslave, you want in" said jagi with the enthusiasm
"Hell yes" said amiba
"Lets find some sluts" said jagi
"You said it brother" agreed amiba
So amiba and jagi wandered the wasteland until they came across a portal
"Wonder where this goes to" thought jagi. The suction of the portal was strong, forcing the two warriors
through the portal.
"Where are FUCK are we" said jagi
"Beats me" said amiba
They both found themselves in lawndale
Jagi and amiba both saw upchuck walk by. Both amiba and jagi got rock hard at the sight of upchuck.
"Hey kid, come over here I got something to tell you" said Jagi. "I'm good thanks" said Upchuck
"I SAID COME HERE NOW!" Roared Jagi. Upchuck attempted to run, but Jagi pulled out his shotgun and pistol whipped him.
"w-what do you want" whimpered upchuck with fear.
"This BITCH" said jagi as he unzipped his pants, exposing his dirty stinky wiener to Upchuck. Jagi said penis was 19 inches long, was covered in pus ridden warts, had mushrooms growing at the sides and stunk of old cheese.
Just looking at Jagi nasty schlong made Upchuck vomit blood.
Symptoms of looking at Jagis dirty cock:
Nausea
Vomiting up blood
Diarrhea
Bleeding of the eyes
STD
Paralysis
AIDS
Severe skin rash
Ulcers
Severe heart pain
Frequent urination
Mental Retardation
Upchuck vomited up so much blood he passed out. "My god" said amiba staring at upchucks dead body.
"FAGGOT didn't even see it coming, now let's hunt for some hoes to make my wives" said jagi like excited schoolboy.
So jagi and amiba arrived at Lawndale high when they saw Sandi. Sandi looked at both jagi and amiba with disgust.
"What do you losers want" sneered Sandi.
"Were wife hunting" said jagi
"Who would want to date a loser like you, you look like a disgusting freak" said Sandi
Jagi becamed enraged and forcibly grabbed Sandi by the head and struck a pressure point on her head, causing her mind to go blank.
Sandis eyes had a vacant look to them
"What did you do" questioned amiba
"I struck the pressure point toa, she'll do anything I command" said Jagi "on your knees, NOW!" Said jagi
Sandi did as told.
"I wanna try" said Amiba "give me a BJ"
Sandi grabbed the zipper of Amibas pants and unzipped them, revealing his massive, stinky, wart covered cock.
Sandi started slobbing on Amibas knob.
"SOOOOOO FUCKING GOOD" burst amiba with pleasure
She started sucking on his cock faster, making Amiba cum hard like a fountain
"This bitch can suck cock good" said Amiba as he pulled his cock out of Sandis mouth.
"What you wanna do with her" asked Amiba
"Shes coming with us, she'll make a fine wife" said Jagi
Jagi and Amiba walked though the halls of Lawndale High in search of more wifes.