"I can't believe it!", fumed Minerva McGonagall, pacing on her office. "No sense, not a little at all."

"Now now, what happened Minerva?", asked Albus Dumbledore up from his portrait.

"I can't believe what Albus did."

"What?", asked Dumbledore startled. "What did I do?"

"Not you.", said Minerva hastily. "Albus Severus."

"Severus.", snapped Severus. "What did I do?"

"Not you!", she exclaimed. "Albus Severus!"

"Okay then who is it?", asked Albus confused.

Minerva slapped a hand to her forehead and took a deep breath.

"I means Albus Severus Potter, Harry's son.", she said slowly.

Severus looked shocked while Albus seemed delighted.

"Ah, remember to thank him from me, from Severus too right?"

"Er-yeah.", he muttered.

"So what did Albus Severus do?", asked Dumbledore cheerfully eating the Bertie Botts Bean someone had drawn for him.

"He, I can't believe it Albus.", she sighed. "He and the Hogwarts elves were found dancing in the hallways."

Silence except the snoring of the other portraits - fake snoring.

"Potter's son.", Snape spat. "Who's the mother?"

"Why young Ginny Weasley of course.", said Minerva.

"Hinny makes such a lovely couple.", Albus exclaimed searching for a bean.

"What?", asked Minerva confused.

"Oh it's a Harry and Ginny ship, you know a ship. Hinny.", he said.

"I don't think there's a ship for the Potter's Albus."

"Oh not those kind of ships, I meant a couple ship like Romione. I like it. I mean Dramione's makes no sense.", he exclaimed. "Mr Malfoy called her a 'Mudblood' after all."

"Favorite ships?", Minerva asked faintly.

Albus nodded enthusiastically. "I like Romione, Hinny, Jily, Remadora, I mean I hate Tarry really, Harry and Tom. Bleah..."

The portraits and Minerva just blinked.

"Though I guess you ship Snily, don't you Severus."

Severus had no idea what was going on.

"Where did you get all these things?", asked Minerva curiously.

"Oh it's a muggle device see.", he slipped out a red rectangle thing with yellow polka dots. "I even got a Fawkes theme.", he said excitedly.

"A phone?", asked Minerva who had seen this some time ago.

"Yeah.", he grinned. "It has these fanfiction thingy and there's one of Harry Potter too. See they ship us together!"

"Wha-?", but Dumbledore didn't let Severus finish his question.

"Yeah, it's nice. I personally don't like Dramione Draco and Hermione but many do. I love Hinny, Jily though Severus probably will love Snily, won't you Severus."

Snape just grunted and walked to Lily's portrait on his portrait who had his portrait on her portrait.

Get what I mean?

I don't ship Snily though.