A/n: Dark Arcanine 33, I hope you don't mind my mention of your story, Total Pokemon Action.

"Hello, I'm Lord Mewtwo, and welcome to Crossover Drama Island, a massive crossover in the style of Total Drama Island and here's my co-host, Emily Chase."

"No relation to...what's her name? Annabel?"

"Annabeth. Anyway, before we introduce our contestants, RIP fourth wall."

"You're saying it now?"

"We have quite a few contestants known for breaking it. What do you think is going to happen?"

"Good point."

"Moving on, let's go meet our contestants."

The first boat arrives, and Deadpool, Captain America, Spider-man, and Daredevil step off.

"Hello [Lord Mewtwo]. What the—?"

"Deadpool, please use my username."

"I hope no one pulls an Egridos."

"Who?" asks Spider-man.

"Another author's character. In Total Pokemon Action, whenever someone broke the fourth wall, he would yell, 'FOURTH WALL!'"

"Okay then."

"Our next group comes in from Pixar, Please welcome Violet, Woody, Buzz Lightyear, Lightning McQueen, and Sully," I announce as the boat comes in.

"Wait, Miss Disappear is old enough? And what about the toys' rule that—"

"I've aged her up to eighteen and revoked that rule for the duration of this contest." As the Marvel and Pixar characters greet each other, the next two boats dock. "Please welcome Robin, Raven, Starfire, Beast Boy, and Cyborg from Cartoon Network, and Robin, Starfire, Blue Beetle, Raven, Garfield, and Nightwing from the DCAU."

"Holdupholdup hold uuuuuup. Four of those characters are the same person."

"Well, yeah, but two different versions, so I guess it works out. Anyway, now that I've got Marvel, DC, and Pixar out of the way, all that's left is Star Wars, My Little Pony, the Mask, and Animaniacs."

"Oh, I get to see Pinkie Pie again?"

"Deadpool, as you're both contestants, at least one of you will be eliminated," Emily reminds him.

"Yeah, that will s[oot], but at least I'll see are until then. Any plans to make us both reach the merge?"

I roll my eyes. "Let's let the contest run its course."

"In other words, you'll write this story the way you'll write this story."

Emily sighs. "Rest in peace, fourth wall."

The next boat arrives, and it's the Mane Six from MLP Friendship is Magic.

Pinkie Pie summons her music box from…wherever she keeps it. "Welcome, welcome welcome…"

"Pinkie, please, do we really need to do your welcome song?"

She snorts and then spots Deadpool. "Hi! Remember me?"

"Oh, do I ever."

"Anyway...wait, where are the other boats?" Suddenly, the Warners pop out of the water. "We're here!"

"Where's your boat?"

"It got shipwrecked a few paragraphs ago. Pinkie, the Brain, Slappy, and Skippy got rescued by Star Wars.

I sigh. "Knowing the Brain, he plans to use the money to take over the world."

"My money's on him making it to the top 2," Emily remarks. "Since his shtick revolves around almost succeeding."

"I'm aware of that, but I don't want him to make it to top 2."

"I'm sure he'll find a way."

"I don't know," Deadpool replies to Emily. "Author's powers is more powerful than even the continuity gem."

"The what?" Yakko asks.

"It's a gem that controls continuity. Hey look, here comes Star Wars. Tro lo lo lo lo lo." Han Solo, Princess Leia, Luke Skywalker, Chewbaca, C3PO, R2-D2, Pinkie, the Brain, Slappy, and Skippy disembark.

"Oh, good, you didn't use the sequels. I'm glad," Deadpool comments as the final boat docks and the Mask inflates his head like a balloon and floats to the group.

"Okay then. Now for the teams-

"This chapter's already long, so I'll just—"

"DEADPOOL! I make the teams. Anyway, Deadpool, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, the entire cast of Animaniacs, Violet, Sully, Blue Beatle, Cyborg, Spider-man, C3PO, R2-D2, Damian, DCAU Raven, CN Beast Boy, Lightning McQueen, and the Mask, all of you are on...uh—" I look to Emily. "What should we name the teams?"

"The Soaring Eagles and the Flaming Swords?"

"Uh, sure. Anyway, Everyone I mentioned on the Flaming Swords, and everyone else on the Soaring Eagles."

"BTW," Emily remarks, "Why did you put all of the fourth wall breakers on the same team?"

"Because…why not?"