Staci: The Compulsive Liar
She was in her room, which was a light purple-pink. She also had a chart with photos, articles and arrows pointing at them. "Yeah, I'm gonna win Total Drama Revenge of the Island because I come from a long line of people that think outside the box. Like my great-grandfather Dave who invented forks. Before him, people just shoved food in their mouths with strips of bark. Yeah. And my great-great-aunt Lois invented plates. Before her, food just sat around the floor getting stepped on, so sad. And my great-great-great-uncle George invented floors. Before him, the only way you could have carpet was if you let grass grow on the inside of your house. I can't wait to tell everyone about my family! I just know they'll be impressed.
Samey: The Good Twin
She was sitting on her bed. Her room was a light blue, and there was a picture with a second-place medal on the frame. "I'm Sammy. NOT Samey! Uh, I don't know why I said that. No one has ever called me Samey before. I mean, who would, right?" She flicked her hair. "Anyway, I don't have a sister, or anything. It's pretty much just me. And I'm really confident cause of the 'no sister' thing, and-"
"Samey!" a voice shouted from outside. "Get your butt out here!"
"Uh, gotta go!" she quickly said with worry. She grabbed the camera. "Pick me!"
Amy: The Evil Twin
She was in her room, which was painted red. A stack of suitcases was behind her. "I just Samey's pathetic audition tape for Total Drama, so I decided to submit my own. Cause, oh, my gag, who would pick her over me?! I was born first, and Samey has been coming in last ever since! My bags are already packed; just send the limo!"
Cameron: The Bubble-Boy Brainiac
He was sitting on a beige couch. "Are you ready, Cammy-Bear?" a voice asked him.
"Yes, Mom," Cameron told the person. He cleared his throat. "Hi, I'm Cameron. I would like to audition for the next season of Total Drama. The sheet said to name any skills you have, and my biggest skill is my knowledge, which I'm sure will help if I get on the show."
"What do you mean 'if'? You'll get on that show, and I'll be so proud of you!"
"Mom! Um, I think that's it. You can turn off the camera now, Mom. I'm finished."
Dakota: The Fame Mongrel
She was in a studio surrounded by lights. "Hi, my name is Dakota, future reality show megastar, fashion model, and eventually award-winning movie actress. Ooh...and maybe pop music star. If I have the time, that is." She giggled as she posed. "You might want to preserve this recording for prosperity. People are gonna look back on this audition and see where my path to stardom began! That's right. When I'm done on Total Drama Revenge of the Island, I'm gonna be the biggest thing ever!"
Sky: The Vampiric Athlete
She was in a room that was painted dark purple and decorated with dreamcatchers and awards. "Ready, little sis?" a voice asked her. "Your ex won't stay busy forever."
"I'm good, River," Sky replied. She faced the camera. "Hi, I'm Sky, and I'm auditioning for Total Drama Revenge of the Island! I am an excellent athlete, and I will win fairly and honestly."
"Go show 'em what you got!"
"I don't want to show off too much before the competition."
"Show 'em there's only one Sky! Come on!"
"Okay. I try." She unfolded her wings and began a set of aerial tricks. She soon lost control and crashed into the camera. "I think it's best if I warmed up to everyone first before I try that again," she moaned as she crawled to the camera. She passed out.
Lightning: The Athletic Over-Achiever
He was on a football field with training dummies. "Lightning's the best choice for this Total Drama Whatzit. I am the star on my football team. No one's better than me! Sha-bam!" He punched a dummy, which now had a rip in it. "See? Strong!"
B: The Silent Genius
He rolled in on a motorized chair into a room with TV screens and a computer. He pressed a button, and robotic arms brushed his teeth, polished his shoes, and placed a cap onto his head. He was about to speak when a mini robot version of him beeped as it rolled across the room. A crane with a clapperboard went by, as well. He gave a little smirk, but just as he was about to speak, the battery on the camera died.
Zoey: The Indie Chick
She was in her room. It had a sewing machine, two windows, and a little hamster cage. "I wanna be on Total Drama because...I want to meet other teens outside my home town that go to indie theater and wear retro clothes and horn-rimmed glasses." A bunch of car car horns was heard outside, making her uneasy. "Ugh, every Saturday night, all the town jocks drive up and down Main Street cheering for the football team. I just don't care for that stuff. Actually, one of my interests are these cheesy supernatural love stories. My favorite one is where a small-town girl falls for a handsome stranger that turns out to be a werewolf." She giggled a little. "What are the chances of something like that happening to me?"
Jasmine: The Australian Outbacker
She was in her room. It was painted jungle green with some pictures of plants. "Australia is home to eleven of the world's deadliest creatures. Oh, and our toilets do NOT flush backwards. I think that's all you need to know about where I'm from." A purple cat jumped onto her shoulder. "Aw, and this is my cat Whiskers." The cat bit her shoulder and tackled her to the ground. "Get off me!" She got back up. "She's pretty playful."
Sam: The Gamer
He was in a room that was littered with drinks. He was playing a video game. He had a controller in both hands and was also playing with his feet. "Yeah, I got a pretty strict morning routine. Warm up with a little Game Blob, then hit it hard with the Swii! Yes! Got the sorcerer's medallion! And punched out the ninja overlord! All in a gamer day's work." A whirring sound got his attention, and the power was cut. "Aw, man. Blew a fuse again? Heh-heh, that's cool."
Ella: The Fairytale Princess
She was in a small room that had a bunch of stuffed animals. "My name is Ella. I was a huge fan of Total Drama World Tour. I memorized all the songs from that season and performed them at the mall in a one-person flash mob. The nice security man told me I had a beautiful voice...and that I was banned from the mall. Please pick me!" Angry shouting can from the other side of the wall. "My apartment walls are very thin. Sorry, Mr. McGillis!"
Dave: The Germaphobe
He walked into a garage. "Hey. Hi. Dave, me...ugh, starting over." He walked out and walked back in. "Hi, I'm Dave. I'd like to be on your Total Island show. The Drama one. Total Drama, that's what it's called." He sighed. "I wish I wrote down what I was going to say, but the only pen I could find was chewed up by my dog. Kinda gross, but what can you do?" He waked out and walked back holding hand sanitizer. "As a competitor, I'd be vicious. All about the money. Not there to make friends. Keep people at a distance. Just grab that cash!" A barking noise caught his attention. A large white Komondor knocked him off his feet. "Mops! Get off of me!" The dog ran off. "That's my water-loving dog, Mops. At least it loves baths and not mud."
Anne-Maria: The Jersey Shore Reject
She was in her bedroom, which had a crystal chandelier and a huge mirror. "Okay, hi, I'm Anne-Maria and I'm so gonna win this show. I've never really watched Total Dramarama Whatevers, until one of my girlfriends made me sit through one of those singing episodes, and right away, I knew the show needed me. Check it out!" She cleared her throat and began to sing off-key. "You...need me! La-ah-need-a-ta!" Her singing broke the camera's lens.
Dawn: The Moonchild
She was sitting outside on a balcony surrounded by candles, dreamcatchers, and a tea kettle. "Greetings, citizens of the universe. I am Dawn, and I am recording this for the purpose of participating in Total Drama Revenge of the Island." A squirrel came up to her. "Oh, hello, little one. I read my tea leaves this morning, and they said the show would make me a lot of money. Oh, money's not important to me. Nature and my animal friends are. It's by channeling their energy that I shall win Total Drama and donate my money to help Mother Earth." An eagle snatched the squirrel she held.
Scott: The Devious
He was in a kitchen. "Camera on, Pappy?" The camera moved up and down. "Okay, good. For my audition, I'm gonna demonstrate how my pappy taught me how to hunt for kitchen rats." He held up a baseball bat as a rat ran by his feet. He went after it, and a SMASH was heard. Another rat scurried by. "There's another one!" He ran after it, and another SMASH was heard. He ran back in front of the camera. "How do you like my moves, Chris? Call me; your little island won't know what hit it!" He ran off, and another SMASH was heard.
Shawn: The Supernatural Survivalist
He was in a room with bear traps, zombie dummies, and posters of horror-film monsters with their faces crossed out. "You guys need me on this show. Not only am I very skilled, able to take down a whole zombie hoard-", He punched one of the dummies, and it fell apart, "I also know how to play the game. I am not there to be all buddy-buddy. Hello! That's how all the people die in horror films! And I will personally rid this world of anything supernatural. Anything related to that must be a threat. So get ready for a game you'll never forget!" An explosion was heard from outside. "Don't tell me another squirrel got onto the mine trap I set outside!"
Jo: The Take-No-Prisoners Jockette
She was in a room with weights and a punching bag. "To the producers of Total Drama, you WILL chose me as a contestant for the following reasons. I am the best, I am the strongest, I am the smartest, and by extension, the meanest. I WILL win the million dollars, which you WILL hand over to me in small, unmarked bills. On second thought, you WILL simply hand the money over to me right now, because nobody could possibly be better than me! That is all."
Mike: The Lycanthrophe
He was in his bedroom, which oddly enough, was missing a bed. It had a poster of a horror movie, a picture of a forest, and medium-sized scratches on the walls. He fixed the camera a little. "Hi. Mike here, to explain why I should be on Total Drama. For starters, I have quite a lot to offer. I can be as swift as an osprey, but also tough and fierce. And with my keen senses, I'm sure to win!" The camera moved a little towards the scratches, which Mike tried to cover with his body. "Uh, ignore the scratches. I, uh, had a foster cat that was just too energetic. Anyway, I'm a loyal teammate, and I think that, with all my abilities, I will-"
"Wolfie!" a voice shouted, startling him to where he fell to the ground. "I'm getting some fish on the barby! Come here if you want a bite!"
"I'll be there in a second, Uncle Manny!" Mike got to his feet again. "My uncle has been calling me 'Wolfie' for as long as I remember. I don't mind it, but I hope that nickname doesn't follow me to the island if I get on it. But what are the chances of that, right?" He sighed. "I just jinxed myself, didn't I?"
Leonard: The Novice Wizard
He was in a room with a cauldron, a crystal ball, and spell books. "What would make me a good contender? Well, I am a wizard who shall use my powers to aid my team! I'll show you." He grabbed his staff and made it glow. He moved it over his cauldron, which began to bubble at a fast race. "Uh, I don't think that should happen." An explosion occurred, covering him in soot. "Leonard!" a voice shouted. "How many times have I told you not to do your potions in your room?! Take it outside! And bring along a fire extinguisher!"
"Yes, Mom."
Topher: The Chris Wannabe
He was in a room with a portrait of Chris McLean on the wall. An orange cat lounged on the windowsill. He adjusted the camera before lounging in a chair. "Topher here! A lot of people have told me that I look like a young Chris McLean. In fact, my nickname is 'Chris 2.0' I gave that to myself." He held up a megaphone. "Hey, hey!" This startled the cat. "Morning, campers! Time to eat pain!" The cat was growling at him. "Right, Chef? I don't care about the money. I will be there to create drama and soon will have the chance to say in front of the camera 'Welcome to Total Drama!' AHH!" The cat attacked him. "Down! Bad Chef! Bad!"
Brick: The Cadet
He adjusted the camera before saluting in front of it. He was in a plain green room with two windows. "Private Brick McArthur reporting for duty! Permission to explain why I would be a valuable asset to Total Drama!" As he talked, the camera moved down to his feet. "As a military cadet, I have the advantage of razor-sharp senses from years of training. I can take anything you throw at me. And believe me when I say nothing gets past me, I mean nothing!" He walked off, leaving the camera pointing at the floor.
Well, here it is! All twenty-two audition tapes for my story, Total Drama Revenge of the Island: With My Unique Plot. You may want to read the story (Or the chapters that are present.) first so you understand some of the changes here. A bit of thanks to LaCuevademisgustos for the idea for Shawn's tape. Anyway, this is Dunsparce519 saying enjoy the auditions, read the story if you're interested, and have a good day!