Hello This is Chapter 1 of the long waited Fanfiction Called Mineta VS The Internet!
Now before we begin i suggest you Read THIS bolded message VERY carefully Alright?
This Fanfiction was made because NO ONE else ever had this idea before because i cant find a single mineta fanfic that includes him directly pissing off the fans or something but anyway as i was saying Words that appear in Italic Means That there's Probably gonna be a song included
so meaning that if you really wanna enjoy this story i suggest you download SoundCloud or any other Website/App that allows you to listen to music
Im doing this because NO ONE WILL DO IT
TUESDAY Mineta Woke up in his bed feeling worried about something... that something bad was about to happen to him.
He got up from the bed and started looking around.. Then it strook him, His alarm was past the time he would usually got up for.
Spongebob Music - Bartmania A|
Yes that means you VIEWER play that.
He quickly Jumped up and went to get his School Uniform and Rushed into the bathroom Ten Minutes Later-
He rushed out and immediately ran down the stairs to find everyone on the couch.
"What are you guys Doing?! We're supposed to be at UA!"
Mineta said Frantically. "Uh dude don't you remember?" Kaminari asked. "Remember what?" said Mineta in confusion.
"Well Mr. Aizawa said-" "We have 14 days out of school!" Mina excitedly interrupted Iida causing him to look down in embarrassment.
"Hmm" Mineta said to himself while the screen went dark. Red text shows up saying "Flashback".
Super Mario Galaxy 2 Music - Tip Network|
Yesterday at the end of the class Minoru Mineta was staring at Tsuyu Asui's chest while she wasn't looking, Sero stared at him annoyingly in anger.
Aizawa bluntly spoke up
"Due to the recent villain attacks and the parents getting mad at UA, we have decided to give the students a 14 day break."
Everyone except for Mineta, rose up from their seets and began cheering. Aizawa gave them the "sit down eyes" and they went plump down in their seats.
"I wasn't Finished" Aizawa said angrily.
"This doesn't mean you wont be getting any homework, Class dismissed."
The "class dismissed" from Aizawa was heard from Mineta's perpective except everything else.
He walked out of class and went straight towards the bathroom.
BACK TO THE PRESENT
Alphys Theme Undertale.
He went to sit down next to his best yellow haired friend Kaminari. of course you knew that already.
They began discussing their plans to do over the 14 days.
"So i was thinking we could go and take a few pics of the girls if you know what i mean.." Mineta said with a smug face.
"Dude i was thinking the same thing.. but like keep it down to a minimum" Kaminari Said eyeing Mineta.
"Well.. okay i guess" Mineta said sadly.
"Cheer up bud i just think we should do something different for the time being y'know!"
Kaminari insuring Mineta that doing pervy things always lead to a bad solution.
"Well.. What do you have in mind?" Mineta said questionably.
"How about some Video Games?' Kaminari Suggested. "Hell yeah!" Mineta Cheered.
And so they went up to Kaminari's room and proceeded to play video games of any kind he had
. Why didn't they go to Minetas Room you ask even though i just wrote this and no one asked me anything? Because you already know the answer.
After they were done playing, both tired and exhausted from their fingers ferociously pushing buttons.
It was 12 AM. "Ok dude im gonna go to bed cya tomorrow bro!" Kaminari exhaustedly said.
"You too man, im glad were best friends!" Mineta With exhaust said. "Yeah we're the best!' Kaminari Said before closing the door.
Mineta went to his room closed the door shut and began to search PornHub on his computer.
"Hell yeah little Mineta you know what time it is~"
WEDNESDAY Mineta was sleeping calmly in his bed, he tossed and turned in comfort while having a good dream until suddenly he heard loud banging on his door.
"OPEN UP YOU LITTLE QUEER!".
Shy Vandals - Paper Mario Color Splash Ost.
Bakugou said angrily. He Hopped up from his bed in a myoclonic jerk.
Feeling startled he fell from his bed and hit his head on the ground. "Ouch!" he said while moaning in pain.
He started towards the door and as soon as he opened the door explosions came bursting the door off.
"What the hell are you doing?! That was a perfectly good door!" He yelled at Bakugou.
Before Bakugou could say anything Todoroki freezed him on the spot like a cartoon in a frozen ice cube (like in a cartoon lol).
Dramatic Cue (f)
Kaminari Came in with a phone in his hand and said. "You should take a look at this.."
Showing the screen to Mineta's face, the purple-haired boy began reading around the words and his eyes flew wide open like rugby balls.
"So apparently the internet thinks your bi or somethin-"
Mineta pushed the phone screen back to Kaminari, his eyes still wide in terror and finally said "Oh..No.."
The scene went grey and the "To be continued" meme slid on the screen playing the theme..
END OF CHAPTER BITCH WOOOOOOH