Funny/stupid ghost Deku AU (for comity purposes only) (possible g0r3 warning when Deku dies) (G/Deku = Ghost Deku) (None of this is canon) (Sorry for bad spelling)
The LOV had showed up at UA for the 999,999 time. Like Deku always does he ran out to fight them with no hesitation. The LOV still had some of the bullets Overhaul made. Bakugo was fixing to get hit when Deku jumped in front of him. Deku got shot and his quirk was erased, even though he keep on fighting. Deku and Bakugo was fighting Toga stabbed Deku in the neck. Deku fell to the ground, Shigaraki called for all the villains to leave. The villains left. Bakugo fell to his knees next to Deku. Deku realized he was dead so he got an idea. Ghost Deku walked up behind Bakugo.
G/Deku looked down at Bakugo and said, "Whats up shorty!" Bakugo jumped looking, "WHAT?! Who's There?!"
"It's me losers!" G/Deku laughed, and realized he was invisible.
Bakugo stood up "But your dead!" "YEP! BUT I'M STILL HERE!" G/Deku screamed.
"What The HECK?! How Are You! But you- what?! The Heck?!" Bakugo looked confused.
G/Deku: Yep I'm a ghost! BOO BOI ! Whole Bakusquad: *Laughing like animals*
The rest of the class: What the heck is going on?!
Aziawa: I'm too tired for this! *Walks back in to the teachers dorms*
Iida: Welp that happened Momo: Yep (A week later in the dorms)(It's monday btws)
Bakugo: STOP LEVITATING MY DANG FORK! *Slams fork back down on the table*
Deku: *levitats fork again*
Bakugo: YOU DANG DEKU! *Tries to grab deku* DANG IT YOUR FRICKIN' DEAD (Tuesday)
Aizawa: DEKU!
Deku: *Appears* Nani?
Aizawa: DEKU STOP WRITING BAD THINGS ON ENDEAVOR'S MIRRORS WHEN HE'S SHOWERING!
Deku: That wasn't me!
Aizawa: Who Do You Want Me To Think Is Doing?! A Ghost?!
Deku: Yeah pretty much Aizawa: *Face palms and walks off*
(That night in ayoma's room)
Deku: *Whispers* Pay back time boy Ayoma: *is sleeping*
Deku: *floating there just staring at him*
Ayoma: *Wakes up a bit*
Deku: BOO YOU FRICKIN STALKER!
Ayoma: *Screams* DEKU?!
Whole class 1-A: Deku back at it Aizawa: DEKU!
Deku: Yes Sir?
Aizawa: I'm Gonna Kill You If You Don't Stop!
Deku: How tho?
Aizawa: . . .
Deku: How THO?! I"M ALREADY DEAD!
Aizawa: You know what I'm done with you! Y'all are on your own *Runs to the teachers dorms*
Class 1-A: YOUR A BAD TEACHER HOW DARE YOU LEAVE USSSS!
Deku: *Laughs evilly*
Class 1-A: OH HECK NO! *Runs away back to their houses*
!THE END! (BTWS: NONE OF THIS IS CANNON)