This prompt was giving me a bit of trouble, and I dunno if this even counts, but frankly, one of the biggest tragedies of me dropping my Five Nights stuff was that I never got to introduce y'all to Iris, Jordan, and Keith.
Iris kicked her legs, sitting on her windowsill, watching as her best friend ran up to her apartment, one hand next to his face in a futile attempt to fight off the rain that was blowing onto the covered walkway. "Alright, pal, what're ya signing me up for now?"
"Nothing yet!" Jordan's feet almost slid out from under him, and he grabbed the railing to stop himself from falling on his rear. He groaned, fighting back to a stable position, then shot Iris a dirty look when she slowly clapped. "Watch yourself, though. That could change."
Iris snorted, leaning back as he reached into his back pocket. He barely had the page unfolded, though, before she shot back upright, boots hitting the concrete. "Is that a fuckin' Craigslist ad?! Uh-uh. No. Fuck that. Surely that shit is illegal by now anyway. Gimme that."
"It's not a Craigslist ad!" Jordan sidestepped Iris, holding the page close to seven feet above the ground. Iris furrowed her brow, slinging one arm over his, futilely trying to drag his hand down. "I saw the post on Twitter, then I hit up their email-"
"That is not much more convincing!"
"It's a horror attraction!" That seemed to make her pause, though she didn't back off. Jordan continued, even as he felt his arm getting sore, "Based off the old Fazbear franchise."
"Yeah, I coulda guessed that, otherwise why would you have brought it to me?"
Jordan ignored her, continuing, "The guy I was in contact with, Keith, seemed super excited when I explained I was looking into the old rumors. Sounds like he's also kinda interested in the mystery side of it."
"Sounds like a nerd," Iris said, as if that wasn't the whole reason Jordan had A: found the ad, and B: brought it to her. She dropped back to flat feet and lowered her arms, letting Jordan pass her the paper-a printout of an admittedly-impressive graphic advertisement for 'Fazbear's Fright.' "So… they hiring?"