Inside of a room with multiple figurines scattered around the shelves, and multiple posters on the walls with lewd females with very big boobies. Inside this room is a teenager playing on his computer.
"He hit me through a wall!" exclaimed the teenager named Kazuma, he had slightly spiky chestnut-brown hair and green eyes wearing a black shirt and underwear with a hole in it.
'Hacker' he typed into chat along with others announcing the hacker's presence.
The mentioned hacker had a couple of things to say 'I partake in a minuscule amount of tomfoolery' along with a troll face, making everyone more furious than they already were.
He slumped onto his chair in defeat and sighed trying to calm his anger from bursting out of his body. He let out a brief, strong, low throated sound "this game sucks," he whispered in bitterness, so bitter that he turned off his computer.
Ring ring ring
"F-fuck," He was suddenly startled by his alarm clock going off, his whole demeanor changed from anger to happiness "mm~," he let out a little hum of excitement 'It's time' running over to his closet he pulled out his favorite tracksuit and put it on.
Today a limited edition of a very popular game was coming out, and one special copy came with a figurine with a supple body and wearing very revealing clothing.
"I need it for my spank bank," he joked to himself making himself feel a little sad.
...
'Let's fucking go!' he screamed in his head he finally got his hands on the game after five hours of waiting and thanks to his good luck he got the figurine.
Walking out of the bus he feels the scorching rays from the sun touching his delicate face. He covered his face 'must...go...inside' the sun was his worst mortal enemy the bane of his existence.
Walking back home he sees a schoolgirl, but not any schoolgirl she was wearing a uniform from his private school.
He noted that she was on her phone not paying attention to her surroundings like the truck that was heading her way 'Wait...TRUCK' he exclaimed in his head.
"Hey watch out," shoving her out of the way he closed his eyes anticipating the impending doom that was due to strike him. His heart started beating faster than ever before, not even when he exercised his heart has never pounded this fast.
"Umm, youngin' what are you doing?" questioned someone...was this God. "huh," he cracked out. Opening his eyes he saw an old lady riding a tractor giving him a questioning look.
"I was saving a girl from a truck," he told her "you mean her youngin'" the old lady pointed in the direction he shoved the girl away.
"Ouch, why did you do that," the girl he 'saved' yelled at him in irritation, he gave her a questioning look is this how she repays him "I saved you," he pointed out like he risked his life for hers.
"From what?" questioned the girl who got up from the ground "the truck," he told her. "What truck," asked the old lady
"The..." looking around he saw no truck anywhere "see you must be delusional or something," the girl exclaimed, "and you broke my phone pay up!" it seemed like she cares more for her phone than her life.
"Sorry" he bowed to the both of them before handing over 4000 yen to the girl.
He was embarrassed as hell, so embarrassed that he ran all the way home. He felt trickles of tears fall from his eyes.
...
Sitting down on his chair he covered his face with his hands "ugh" he has never cringed so hard. Closing his eyes he thinks about what happened and cringed even harder 'why me' reopening his eyes he wasn't in his room.
'Huh'
instead of his room, he was sitting down in a room with nothing besides another chair in front of him.
"Satou Kazuma" hearing footsteps he turns to see a beautiful woman who no human could match, she has light blue hair and eyes, a slim figure with ample breasts, long legs, wide hips, and blue waist-long hair that is somewhat tied into a loop with a ball-shaped clip.
"Welcome to the afterlife, unfortunately, you perished a minute ago" she explained before sitting down on the chair that is in front of him. "You lived a brief life, but you are, in fact dead" she smiled
"Quick question how did I die?" he wasn't believing one word that came out of her pretty nice ass.
She grabbed the book that was beside her and flipped through a couple of pages "well it seems you died of too much cringe" she said while trying to muffle a laugh
"H-how the hell did I die from cringe, that's impossible" he yelled out with a look of shock.
"Pfft hahaha," she laughed to her heart's content "I've been doing this for so long, but never in my life has someone died from cringe," she said mid-laugh.
"Shut the fuck up!" he got up from his seat and yelled at her "how dare you shout at the mighty Aqua the goddess of water!" she cried out while pointing at herself with pride, her mood changed from happy to anger so quick.
"How dare you laugh at my death bitch," clenching his fist in anger there was no way someone was going to laugh at him.
"Yeah, yeah whatever," she waved it off as if it was nothing "now that I've released some stress it's time to do my job" she made her veil thing disappear 'bitch' was Kazuma's thought on her.
"As I said before my name is aqua I guide humans who die young to the afterlife, you have two options," she went on a monologue about being reborn as a baby and starting from scratch or going to heaven.
"You might wanna know this, heaven isn't the dreamy place you humans believe it to be," she whispered to him like it was top secret.
"What do you mean?" he inquired the goddess of bitchyness. "There are no tv, manga, anime, or games either and you can't do anything sexual, all there is to do is bath in the sun for eternity,"
'Wow, heaven sucks' he believed heaven would be way better than what she is describing. "You can't want t go to a boring place like heaven do ya, and on the other hand starting from scratch is a nuisance,"
"But, I have a deal for Ya, do you like games right?" she then went on a monologue about a world with magic and swords that is ruled by a demon king, and every reincarnated person that went there gets an overpowered ability.
"Will I be able to speak the language there," she showed him a page informing him about the process of knowing the language.
"If you're unlucky your brain might go, poof, and now all that's left is your gift,"
He started sweating profusely "I'm not gonna let that fly by me what do you mean by poof," he asked with a face of concern "I don't know what you're talking about," she acted clueless.
"You know what I'm talking about," giving her a deadpan face "now choose what ability you want," she ignored him and threw pieces of paper all over the floor scattering them all.
...
'Damn all these abilities are overpowered, but which one do I want to choose' it was hard to choose which one is better when there all overpowered.
"Come on you've been at it for hours besides nobody's expecting much from a shut-in otaku," she said while munching on some potato chips that she got from nowhere.
"Hey riddle me this Who Asked?!" he started laughing at her "you bastard, just hurry up," her face scrunched up in anger, but she controlled her anger.
"Ok don't get your panties in a...your not wearing panties," he pointed out "you pervert," she gave him a look of disgust.
'Then wear some panties dumbass' looking back at the papers he picks up a random one from the floor. Looking through its content it seems this is his choice.
"This is the one I'm choosing,"
"Which one is it?" She asked while drawing the magic circle "contriving system" he told her "ok there,"
Suddenly he saw a little tab that read 'craft' "cool" he said with a nod of approval.
"Brave hero I pray that of all the great heroes you will be the one to defeat the demon king. If you do then we shall grant any wish that you desire as a gift from the gods" Aqua said in the most uncaring way.
"For real that's fuckin awesome," he was pumped to get started on his Isekai journey. "Now go forth onto your journey that awaits you," the magic circle teleported him away.
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He was suddenly teleported into a town with rows of red brick houses the streets lined with cobblestone-like one of those old European towns. People were passing by down the street, shops peddling their goods, surprisingly ordinary. And then there's the ladies and men who were wearing armor...well more like the men the women, on the other hand, had very revealing clothing.
Checking his belongings it seems he was given some pouch of money. 'What would an Isekai protag do? Go to the Guild' with this in mind he headed off to the guild.
'Where is the guild?' looking around he didn't see a place that would indicate a guild.
He noticed a lady walking with her child "um, miss do you know where the guilds locate," she told him to head right then a couple of lefts.
...
Inside of the guild, it was bustling with people "welcome if you're here to eat please take any seat that's open" a blonde waitress greeted him
"If you need job guidance head over to the counter inside" she informed Kazuma "thanks," he said in gratitude.
He was going to walk over to the counter, but he was called out by a sexy muscular man wearing pants and shoulder guards with straps covering his nipples he had a mohawk haircut.
"Hey I haven't seen you around and what's with the odd outfit," the handsome man pointed at him not caring if it was rude or not.
"Your one to talk stripper," Kazuma mumbled "what was that," the man asked him "nothing, anyway I'm from a faraway land, and I just arrived in town. I want to become an adventure to slay the devil king's army," he told him while looking the man in the eyes with determination.
The man closed his eye in reminiscence "you remind me of an old pal he was reckless, but determined just like you...welcome to the gates of hell" he welcomed him.
Arriving at the counter he sees a lady behind the counter the mentioned lady has big breasts with fair skin, wavy blonde hair tied back in a bun, and gold-colored eyes. Her outfit consists of a red ribbon worn around her neck, a white off-the-shoulder low-cut top that reveals a large amount of her breast, with black shoulders and sleeve cuffs, low-rise jean shorts.
"Hello. what can I do for you"
Kazuma almost had a cliche nose bleed from her breast, but he controlled himself. "Hello um I want to become an adventure"
"I see in that case you'll need to pay for the registration fee," she said warmly.
"How much?" he asked while opening his sack of money "(random amount) eris" she informed him "ok here" he passed her the needed amount to pay.
She went out back and pulled out a weird gadget before explain that Adventurers possess levels like a game character, the way to gain a level is by killing which correlates to experience points. Adventurers are divided into multiple job classes that they can choose based on their abilities, and each class has different functions. Every adventurer has an adventurer card with the function of displaying your level, abilities, money, exp points, and stats.
"Now Place your hand over the crystal," she instructed him "ok, like this" hovering his hand over the crystal it suddenly lit up, and started writing on his card. 'Wow'
"This is going to reveal your current status so choose your occupation based on your stats."
'Here it comes '
It finally finished writing allowing the counter lady to pick it up and see its content "Kazuma Satou it seems that most of your stats are average except for your above-average magic power, and decently high intelligence. oh, and your luck is extraordinarily high, but luck isn't important for an adventure,"
'Wow, very motivating' depressing how his stats were average except for magic power, and intelligence, "but don't be down you can be a wizard" she tried to get his hopes up "do you have a list of jobs I can choose from," he asked.
She nodded and pulled out a book from her cleavage.
Looking through the list of jobs that he could choose from he saw one that interested him 'creator' 'seems interesting, but I'll go with the wizard job for now'
"Make my primary job wizard, please"
"Ok" passing him his adventurer card. Looking at it he feels sadness overcome him 'no I won't let this bring down' shaking his head he brought back his determination.
'Wait how will I get money?' he didn't think about that.
Cue montage of Kazuma doing manual labor over and over again
Laying himself down on hay inside of a shitty stable that he calls home.
'Where the hell is my harem' he is starting to question his choice on coming here turning himself upwards looked at his contriving system.
Pressing the 'craft' tab, a large screen popped out. Looking through the screen it showed tons of gadgets like furniture to weapons like magical swords to guns varying in size and power.
'Woah' scrolling down he clicked on an item that interested him, scanning it, the item was called mana star it is used to increase someone's mana by 20. it's created with three fruits shaped like a star.
This brought him a problem about how he was going to get the material needed to make these items. He clicked on a question mark that was on the top right of the screen. It explained a couple of functions to him.
Like one revealed that he needed mana to help create items and also notified him of his inventory in the bottom left of his vision, clicking it, 40 slots were open to being filled by materials.
Learning that once he got a certain amount of an item he could duplicate it for an infinite amount of times. which in his book was op as hell.
Clicking on the hammer icon it seemed this was for crafting items.
"Can I recycle items to get materials?" he asked rhetorically, and as if the thing was listening to him a screen telling him about how to recycle items for a couple of gears from an item appears.
'Cool'
Feeling drowsy he tucked himself in and started resting for tomorrow...maybe he should take on a kill quest.
(The king of cervix bashing is back Aka Cervix_Basher so how's your day been... nevermind I don't care haha, and if you didn't know I stole that mana star idea from terraria, and the inventory is based on terraria's)