John Phoenix walked out of the Cáca Milis store with his cáca milis which is pronounced "cocka milish" which seemed more worthy of an immature smirk to John Phoenix than the way he said it. He took the cáca milis onto a train and sat down in one of the comfy seats and admired the view. It didn't compare to the Molentary Express but it was nice anyway. He unwrapped the cáca milis and began eating the cáca milis. While he did that, he turned on his phone and searched the internet.
"Oh, so that's what caca milis means," John Phoenix thought to himself as he continued to eat his cáca milis.
"Excuse me I am READING and you are DISTRACTING me by eating CAKE and your TAPPING on the phone screen, GOD," said an evil woman who was seated across from him.
"Then simply do not look at me," said John Phoenix. "Or move somewhere else."
John Phoenix ate more cake. Suddenly the woman leapt over the table and grabbed John Phoenix by the neck.
"STOP BREATHING!" she shouted and she tried to strangle John Phoenix. John Phoenix tried to use his psychic powers to throw her off but it was hard to focus when he was nearly out of breath!
"Oi. Stopaggí that!" said the voice of a man, one John Phoenix was certain he'd heard before.
The woman released John Phoenix and looked up with a spooked expression. So did John Phoenix. It was the blind man from before.
"Pól! I thought I killed you!" shouted the woman.