So its here now! The gost story thats so spooky that don't blame me if you end up spooking yourself in the panties! No more side stories for the tim bean till Thanksgiving comes and then both FFN and AO3 will see it for the first tume ever! Now here we goo! Goo lik SLIMER...who's a GHOST! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Okay so I looked though my fic and I see that Bede doesn't relly do much in this thing so I made this shorter story to talk about him more! Enjoy lol!
So one day Bede was thinking and got a thought. "What if...I SPOKE TO MY DAD FROM THE DEAD AND MAKE HIM GIVE HIS COMPANY SECRETS LMAO". So he tried to do that.
But he realised that he didn't know how to do it so that did'nt really work out.
"Darn!" He went. He went down to the basement of his house to silk about not being able to carry out his paln and get stinking rich.
But as he did...Bede noticed a thing! Next to him, in the darkest corner of the toom, was...A NINJA BOARD (I dont know how to type it sorry!)! There where a bunch of letters in fancy fonts and numbers and word son it and a weird looking triangle made of wood with it so that's how he knew it was one.
"Oh yeah!" Bede said and did a happy and slightly evil fist pump. This was how he could contact Rose!
So he tuned off all the lights in his house and sat there and waited til 3 AM cause thats when all the cool kids do it cause it's more scary and then he took out a cugar and put it in his mouth and smoked it so the hole room would be filled with smoke and thats meant to scare off the bad dead dudes so they wouldn get in the way of the good deads.
After he finished with it and it was 3 AM he got out the Ninja board and put some rocks next to it to make stronger and he turned on his nightlight so he could see that they were there. He then shouted "Okay you old feathery goose, come here I need you for some STUFF!"
But then he realised...HE NEEDED A SACRIFISE TO APPEASE THE SPIRITS! He had a long and hard thought about it whne suddenly he saw a random guy walked randomly past his house! He was kinda fat and had a mustache and a beard. So Bede used Heartmax to burst the dudes heart and he dropped down and dead!
He threw the newly dead fat man on top of the Ninja board and did a science. As he did that, the windows rustled and glass went all over and the ligyts flickered and the TV went on like in all the ghosty demon movies and there were some sexy stuff going on the TV but Bede ignored it as he knew this means the board was doing some stuff and summoning some ghosts!
Bede smilled so hard his cheeks broke as he grabbed his wood and jiggled it to turn it on. He put his hands on the piece and moved it on all the board letters to say... "Rosell Steven Howards, come now!".
Suddenly, the sexy stuff on TV was gone and it wnet all white with black dots everywere as Kiss from a Rose played on the radio nearby and suddenly a hand stuck out of the TV screen like in those movies! A ghost climbed out of it, and that ghost was ROSE!
"Helloooooo" Rose helloed very creepily and all ghostly. "What do you need me for my som"
"Good timing my fathery man!" Bede shouted estastically. He grinned evil then took eight guns from his coat, pointing all at Rose and went "Tell me all your company secrets now like your bank password since your dead and cant use your moneys anymore but I can!"
Rose screamed like a little babby but scary and put his hands up and went "Whatever you say my gray haired son of mine!" He then had a little thought and said "The password of my bank account is "••••••••"! Gotta censor it so noone else can see lol! It has all the moneys of Galar inside it so youll be rich!"
Bede wrote it down and did lol and turned off the guns after Rose was starting to make pee on himself again and he didn't want to clean up gjost pee after this.
He said "Nice! Okay that's all I need you bye" and then he moved the wooden triangle towards the words Goodbye and then Rose went poof in fairy ghost dusts and Bede had a broken TV he needed to fix later.
Bede was happy and slipped on over to the bank the next day and made a trillion dollars that day! And he became the CEO of Galar's energy and nuclear program so he sent a bunch of nukes to the Moon and Sun for the lols and that made some pretty explosions and he had a happy day that day and then he started to spend the money on another haircut since his hair was starting to get all messy again.
Meanwhile! Rose was all floating around doing some ghost business like watching people shower and knocking stuff down and all that, when suddenly Hip saw him and he started screaming from seeing the ghost while Rise was screaming from how loud Hop was screaming and this went on for a bit and that was quite funny but that's all for this side story lol!