"John Phoenix it's time to sit in the office," said Phoenix Wright, but John Phoenix decided this was stupid since there weren't any crimes committed today so of course no one will call for him. But his uncle kept nagging him to work so he squatted with his arms arched and his fists balled and he flew into the sky!
He landed somewhere. He wasn't sure where, but it was definitely far away from America. In front of him he saw a shop with a big cake sign that said "Cáca Milis." John Phoenix decided to buy a cáca milis.
"One caca milis please," said John Phoenix.
"You're saying that wrong but sure," said the girl with an immature smirk. "This is the last one."
"Um excuse me I'd like a cáca milis too," said a blind man.
"No get lost I was here first," said John Phoenix and he took a big shit on the ground. The blind man had an asthma attack and John Phoenix had cáca milis.
The cáca milis was a cake with pink frosting.
"Enjoy," said the shop girl.