AN: I have a Google Doc where I write drabbles based on prompt and I decided to start posting some of them.

I wrote this about a year and a half ago but I still think it's funny so I decided to post it. I know Percy is really OOC in this but this is the way I find it easiest to write characters (slightly stupid).

All the characters used in this story are Rick Riordan's. The writing prompt belongs to The Fake Redhead.

Prompt: "Yes, but last week a dragon almost set my hair on fire, so it's your turn to negotiate,"

Percy was just sitting on his bed, waiting for Annabeth to come because… well, he was bored and Annabeth always has a solution for everything, right?

A knock sounded on the door, and Percy jumped up, assuming that Annabeth had finally arrived to cure his boredom. He had been waiting for too long, but was too lazy to actually invite her there. (She would have to come eventually.)

But when he opened the door, instead of seeing a happy, boredom-curing Annabeth, he saw an angry Leo.

"Did you explode the toilets again? Leo groaned, "I've had to fix them, like, three times in the past week!"

Percy smirked, "Maybe…"

Leo groaned, "Maybe you should have a go at fixing toilets! It's not exactly a pleasant experience,"

"Yes, but last week a dragon almost set my hair on fire, so it's your turn to negotiate," Percy defended, smiling.

Leo pouted and walked away, muterring angrily under his breath "Stupid Festus, always has to torch the important people."

I personally think this is very funny and y'all can't convince me otherwise.