No time to waste, let's proceed!

-Chapter 1: Revival-

The thing about Alex is that his life can't be any normal, well—he never had a specific life he wants to live in, but ever since White Ichigo "come" to his life, it gave him a meaning.

Now that White Ichigo is gone because of on him with Ryuko Matoi, he now has a responsibility to take care of.

"God dammit, now I just lost my damn senpai just cause you sucked my dick"

"Yeah... I'm sorry, but hey—you are my little pogchamp, right?" Ryuko asked with cuteness in her eyes.

Alex stood silent and than...

"That's what I'm fucking talking about bruh"

They both laughed

"And I ain't letting any motherfucking piece of shit take ALEX-SAMA from me!" Ryuko said as she pulls out her Red Scissor Blade.

Alex ran to Ryuko and hugged her "Awhhhh! Thanks Ryuko-chan... But we still need to find White Ichigo-senpai"

"Yeah, you're right, you are my little pogchamp afterall, so let's find him together!" she said as she got energized quickly.

"Woah woah woah! Wait... Didn't you hate him though?! Why change your mind about him all of the sudden?!" Alex asked in confusion.

"I only wanted you to be my pogchamp, and since you are mine already, I have nothing to worry about!" She assured him with a smiley face

"Ugh... Yeah right, where do we go now?!" Alex asked

"I have a place for us to go... It's called "Planet Namek"" Ryuko announced.

"Planet Namek?- Are you serious?! How the fuck can we go there?!" Alex asked confused

"Ever heard of a space elevator?! Come on Alex, we are in 2021 now..." Ryuko said as she went inside the space elevator.

"Does it even work?! I swear to God you better not send my ass to space and kill me" Alex hesitatedly got in.

5 seconds later in namek

Alex: "WHAT THE FUCK"

"I told you it worked, see? Now we're in Namek-I'm almost positive white is hiding in--" Ryuko stopped talking and heard a bunch of footsteps rushing towards them

"What the hell is going on here?" Alex asked as he heard weird noises.

Suddenly, a pack of Saibamen who must've heard them talking came rushing towards them, it's like a bunch of dinosaurs running them like in Jurrasic Park but Ryuko just stood there saying" We have to fight them... "

Alex: "are you serious!? There's TOO MANY of them!"

Ryuko: "There is no such thing as "too many" like I said... I WILL PROTECT YOU"

Ryuko went in and charged towards the saibamen, killing all of them... Alex was going to charge as well but he felt like... a pair of eyes is watching him from a distance, he felt like he is being stalked by someone by who?

Alex turned around and surprise surprise...

It was Yamcha

"URGH, there's more saibamen?!" Yamcha yelled in frustration

"URGH, there's a weak ass son of a bitch?" Alex also yelled in frustration

"Shut up!" Yamcha said angrily

"Can you help me take out these saibamen, man?" Ryuko yelled out from a distance asking Alex for assistance.

"Did you just said men twice?" Alex asked

"I SAID HURRY"

"OKAY!" Alex charged in and than he realized he does shared powers after his "night sessions" with white in the very first chapter.

Yamcha for no reason also charged in just to look cool and prove Alex wrong

As for the stalker, no, it wasn't Yamcha, he was only passing by thought to be the stalker.. But the surprise has yet to meet them later.

After countless battles against Saibamen, SANIC comes in and than says "BEND OVAH"

Alex says "WHAT THE FUCK" Ryuko comes in and says "Ugh... Hello?!"

SANIC rans away as if nothing happened— More Saibamens comes in like 100 of them like an army, Ryuko and Alex gave up like "FUCK THIS SHIT", Yamcha wanted to run but it's too late, A DEMON Saibamen with kamikaze bomb on his chest and catches Yamcha

"FUCK... THIS AGAIN!?!"

Alex cried out for Yamcha "YAMCHA!! NO!! I'M SORRY Bro!"

Yamcha "You're Alex right? Listen, Santa has some nasty plans in Cortex Island... Let me tell you what happened!"

Flashback...

Santa: alright soo FUCK whites plan i aint gonna go after that ryuko u gotta be crazy!.

Santa went to Cortex's Island...

Santa: soo where is that soo called cortex. Oh whats this?. A map and what's that behind it?.

Santa sees a sticker that has a big N and a picture of cortex and under it says: hehehhe Crash FIND ME IF U CAN...

Ps just follow this map that I've CREATED BYE URS TRULY NEO CORTEX AND IM THERE!!.

Santa: What was that...well at least i found the guy i was looking for.

Santa followed the map and on his journey he found some enemies but avoided them all with ease using his STANDOO POWER!.

Santa: GET OFFF ME ZA SANTAAAA!!.

Santa stands in front of a huge castle and went Inside.

Santa: Okay so im finally here and why is it soo dark in here i almost can't see anything..HUH!?

Then suddenly everything becomes bright and a red carpet appears, and the sound of foot steps as well.

Oh well oh well who do we have here but of course it's U CRAsh...?

Santa:Wtf are u doing man and here i was following ur map and shit.

But oh well it is what it is. Now cortex let's work together!, I've got this MASTERFUL PLAN.

Back to the present.

Alex: "Holy shit... Wait, how the hell do you know all of this!"

Yamcha: "dosent matter! You must get h--" before he gets to finish what he says, it's too late and he explodes

"NOOOOOOOOOO" Alex yelled

Ryuko "Are you crying because he's dead?"

Alex: "No, I'm crying because he's never useful"

Another bomb is heard, but this time it's someone saying "GET OFF ME!!"

Ryuko and Alex saw someone from the smoke, IT WAS BROLY

Alex fanboyed "BROLY SAMA"

Broly says "I'm from Dragon Ball Super"

Alex: "FUCK YOU, YOU HURT MY BOI'S VOICE, MAN"

Ryuko: "he seems tough, look at how muscular he is, he's good for a team"

Alex : FUCK NO, I'D RATHER DIE THAN BE WITH HIM

Broly starts crying like a bitch "WAAHHHHHHHHH WAAHHHHHHH"

Ryuko, who sees Broly crying

"You know what? I think you're right Alex"

Alex: Hes too much of a bitch until he goes Berserk, also hes kinda too nice which is for the weak

Ryuko: Yo Alex... Chill man!

Alex: I DONT GIVE A FUCK, FUCK BROLY

Ryuko than said "BAKKAAA SHUUUT UP!UR BEING A BIG Baka" knocked him out for a while.

Moment of silence...

"ow" was what Alex said

Broly turned around, rain starts pouring, Tokyo Ghoul music plays, Broly says in sad voice

"I JUST WANT YOU TO BE MY FUCKING FRIEND"

Ryuko says "If you act more emo, than we'll be your friends"

Broly took a Saibamena, explodes and than says '' OKAY"

And so, the trio has begun!

We have Alex, the main character of the story, Ryuko his tsundere lover/pogchamp (and a masochist) and now we have Broly from Dragon Ball Super, THE EMO SAYIAN.

Ryuko looks at Broly says "Okay listen, from now on we call you emo Broly"

Broly "Wait, what is emo again?"

Alex: "Have you EVER watched Tokyo Ghoul? Kaneki is the God of emo"

Broly: "Oooh..."

Broly understanded Alex quickly because Alex has the power to give people memories.

As they walk through planet namek

They saw a thick white house, they hear two people arguing which is Guru and Nail

Alex opened the door and than "What are you guys arguing about bro?"

Suddenly, BROLY broke the door and yelled in Super SAYIAN from

"EMO BROLLYYY HAS ARIIIVEDDDDDD!!!!"

He screamed so loud, the house EXPLODE, leaving Nail rescuing Guru and Ryuko resuces Alex because he is her pogchamp

Ryuko: I miss luffy, where is he? i haven't heard of him since his depression...

Alex says "I think we need to get the DragonBalls to wish ourselves in Cortext Island"

Ryuko says "Yeah that's a good idea"

Broly suddenly pulls all the 7 Dragon Balls "YOU MEAN THESE?!"

Nail yells to him "FIRST OF ALL, HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET ALL THESE DRAGON BALLS AND WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?! BLOWING UP OUR HOUSE LIKE ITS SOME PARTY"

It was too late for them to explain, the 3 of them finally got teleported to Cortext Island!

- Stage 2 -

As they were teleported, they finally reached the so-called Vortex island, a place which apparently was so close to home... For Broly.

All the animal strangers came in and bowed to Broly like he is some kind of God.

"OOO, ME LORD! BROLY-SAMA!" one of the animals yelled out.

Broly smiled like a baby and said "DID YA MISSED ME? DID YA MISSED YOUR GOD"

Alex was like "Wait... YOU?! A GOD?!! CHOOSE ONE LOL LMAO"

All the cortex animals looked at him funny, like they were gonna straight up murder him.

One of them even started to "BOO" at him.

Alex: WHAT YOU BOOING ME FOR?! I'M RIGHT!!

Ryuko came in and closed Alex's mouth before the whole village murder him.

The villager then talked to Broly and said "OH MI BROLY! OH MI LORD! An Evil attack has been commenced!"

Broly saw one of the villager house's being burned, like a missile just crashed into it. Luckily no injuries or death, everybody survived, but they won't survive longer without houses.

Broly was shocked and so was Alex and Ryuko

"An evil person must be stopped" said Broly as he tries to be as manly as possible.

Ryuko: "Yeah no shit, captain obvious"

And then, one of the villagers talked about how it was so peaceful and then suddenly BOOM, EXPLOSION happened, all the villagers survived, including some kind of weird robot that they happened to build.

One of the idiot villagers even asked the robot about what happened, the weird robot than said

"Multiple inquiries, Cannot respond"

Ryuko: Why is there even a robot?— Eh whatever…

Alex then asked the robot: Can you identify who is responsible?

The weird Robot: "... Scanning..."

55 minutes later

...

Everyone became silent as the robot scans for the one responsible and the real main culprit of the chaos that took place

The weird robot: "Identification cannot be localized"

Alex: UGH FOR FUCK SAKE!

Ryuko: Don't you think it may be your ex?.. You know.. White?!

Alex: Why the fuck would he destroy an entire fucking village just to be with me again?

Ryuko: because he is NUTS.. looking for your nuts.

Alex started blushing like an anime girl

Alex: B-Baka!

Ryuko started laughing as she hugged her pog champ Alex

Ryuko: Anyway, we have to leave~

Broly: WAIT!..before you go, I want to ask that Robot something...

The robot looked at Broly as Broly began to ask his question

Broly: When will I ever lose my virginity and find my happiness?

The weird robot: "Never"

Broly: KIIIIII BLAAAAASSTTTT!!!

As Broly did Ki Blast, the ENTIRE village began to explode, including his own village people and that weird robot, leaving Alex, Ryuko and himself still unharmed

Alex: Nice job you dumbass, you just killed a bunch of people just cause that robot says you have a small dic—

Ryuko shuts up Alex by kissing him on the lips, Broly however is too deaf to hear what Alex said so they begin to move to the next area to find out who is the real responsible culprit, find Ryuko's bro Luffy, he's ex White and save the world.

Alex, Ryuko and Broly made their way into some kind of bridge in the middle of some kind of lake, the bridge suddenly broke into pieces and all 3 fell down on the lake.

Broly, Ryuko, Alex: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Except when they crashed, they didn't get wet (literally ( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡ )) instead, they crashed into what looks like a water, but when they fell and than, they were back in the bridge... But everything was inverted.

The bridge sign instead of saying "The Bridge" it says "egdirB ehT"

When Alex looked at the other sign at the end of the bridge however, instead of saying "Way to Another Random Village" it says "egalliV modnaR rehtonA ot yaW"

Broly was scared shitless like a pussy, Ryuko was confused while Alex began to think that they were stuck on White Ichigo's trap that they didn't know about.

And then, inside the waterfall near the bridge, a BIG health bar appeared and then.. A yellow FUCKING DRAGON showed up, roaring at them for entering his realm. The reflection world.

"What the fuck is this, a boss fight?!!" Ryuko and Alex said

"WE ARE IN THE MIRROR WORLD! RUN!!" Broly said.

Alex: Mirror World?! Well... That's why all the signs were inverted..

Ryuko: We have to kill this motherfucker, you with me

Alex: Yeah but... That's not white Ichigo

Ryuko: WHO CARES? just kill him!

The yellow Dragon: yOu dArE tO cHaLLenGE mE?!!

Alex: No, we dare to put FUCK YOUR SHIT UP

The climax starts as Alex and Ryuko charged at the yellow Dragon, they had an epic fight, with the yellow dragon shooting fire balls, Ryuko dodging, Alex spamming Getsuga Tenshou to the son of a bitch, The Yellow dragon proved to be a challenge though, he looks like shenron except with no beard, his eyes are black and has small 9 arms in total, 3 in the left, 3 in the right, and the other 3 is in his ballsack.

His personality is worse than his fighting ability, he keeps making fun of Alex and Ryuko for missing their attacks like "yOu miSsEd mE" but the one he made fun of the most is crybaby Broly like "YoU loOK liKE a pRiSonER wiTH MenTAL bREakdOwN"

As they fought, Alex was as exhausted as Ryuko as she was protecting him from the yellow dragon's burning breath.

The Yellow Dragon: WHOAAAAA IMa BeAt Chu ASS.

The dragon's attack was directed towards broly as he was still crying like deku.

Broly: aaaaaaa wtf

then a big rock hit his head and he went super sayain as his facial expression was filled with absolute anger.

Yellow Dragon: OH look, a puSSY hAs finaLLY grEw an eGO, but nOt foR LOnG!

The yellow dragon than started to charge a strong aura power surrounding him, he's charging a move but was interrupted by Broly

Broly: KIII BLASSSTTTTTTTTT AGAINNNNNN

Yellow Dragon got hit by the Ki Blast but quickly got up

Yellow Dragon: yOu fOoL

The yellow dragon open his mouth and then yells his kill move "CAT TITIES BINGO BLASTER!!!"

A pink fire then ingulfed Broly as his hair turned pink just like the fire.

Broly than fell down unconscious as he said a soft: Fuck

Alex: What the Hell kind of attack move name is that?

Ryuko: It doesn't matter, he is distracted now! Let's finish him off, Alex-kun!

Alex: YEAH!

Alex and Ryuko charged towards the dragon, they both jump as they yell out their final attack move

Alex: GETSUGA TENSHOOOOOO

Ryuko: Sword Scissor! Decapitation Mode!

Yellow Dragon looked at them and than quickly made another attack move

"CRASHING EXPLOSIVE BOMBARDIER DETONATING HOAX ROCKET!!!!!!!"

As they clashed, there is rainbows everywhere, it almost got gay but it's not, Alex and Ryuko will win, and so the yellow Dragon got sliced and blown to pieces and eventually turned into dust, Alex and Ryuko fell back to the bridge, they stood up and watch the dragon dissappear with the health bar gone.

PLOT TWIST:

A small radio inside the fake balloon yellow dragon can be heard saying "Shit, okay.. We failed Plan A, time for Plan B: we have to get Lui— " the radio suddenly cut out.

Alex: Did I hear something?

Ryuko: Yeah I do, and It's Broly crying

Both looked at Broly who btw was awake after they were back to the real world, he was useless as shit throughout the entire fight, he was crying and crying and crying.

Alex: Boi, look at your pink ass hair Broly, you lookin like a My Little Pony Character

Alex roasted Broly who was still crying, Ryuko laughed, then the three of them fell back to the "water" and landed back in the real world, but that's not where they landed on, the next world they landed is beyond their expectations…

Next Chapter: ???'s Mansion