The south park business games.
In this episode.. The girls are mad at the boys and the boys are mad at the girls, who will win.
A new South park episode was based on Spongebob pls enjoy!
Women: Welcome sports fans to the 1st annual south park business games.
Music plays as the guy running to the annual south park business games.
Guy: I declare these South park business games open!
But the fire went off.
Later.
The music played again as the guy running to the annual south park business games this time he held his hand for the fire.
Guy: I declare these South Park business games open!
He finally burns the giant book but he burns himself too.
Men: so begin the 1st south park business games
Pc principal: because me and strong women we talking about now because i'm happy right babe.
Strong women: they come from everywhere farms hum.
The farmer throws the pig to the hoop.
Pc principal: mail sizzle.
Mailman throws the mail to the box.
Strong women: and heat lamps of kids' fun places you ever seen.
The guy jumps carefully to the robot characters.
Strong women: but the real story is the bitter rivalry between former competitors mr garrison of south park elementary and jimbo of jimbo's guns.
Pc principal: who could forget the day mr garrison won gold for this 500 apples clean and jerk. Not jimbo.
Strong women: oh and jimbo won the hearts of millions by performing this gym rope routine with a damn antenna. Garrison wasn't moved.
Pc principal: and now late word is that this year south park elementary will be represented by new competitors. On what is perhaps the shitty day of thier fucking life.
Cartman: this is perhaps the shitty day of my fucking life kyle!
Kyle: Wow, I can't believe I'm representing the school in the business games.
Kenny: to bring home the gold is to bring honor and glory to school.
Stan: I know that free publicity will bring in my girlfriend.
Mr garrison: alright children don't lose.
Butters: alright let's get to work!
The girls also came.
Wendy: hi stan
Stan: Hello, bumpy bunny.
Cartman: 1,2,3,4…
Bebe: hehehe i want free space for my butt.
Kyle: ya bebe fart on him.
Kenny: what!?
Jenny: I can't wait to see this.
Lola: just do it bebe!
Bebe farted on cartman.
Bebe: un oh here comes more.
Jenny and Lola join in and begin farting on cartman as they giggle.
Bebe,jenny & lola: hehehehehehehe.
Cartman: ew what the f!
Jenny: un oh.
Jenny hears her stomach and begins to shit herself.
Lola: babe are you ok?
Jenny: run…..
Lola: what?
Jenny: run! I'm going to..oh too late.
They saw Cartman was angry and he was all covered with shit on his face.
Kenny: what the fuck is wrong of you dont you see we going to win the games.
Bebe: oh.
She was fucked.
Kyle: its ok bebe it happens all the time
Stan: ya. (He's jumping with the jump rope.)
Randy: Stan, I've been all looking for you.
Stan: But dad how about…
Randy: no buts.
Stan: You take that back!
Randy: I'm your father and that's that. Also, dont you remember when you deleted facebook.
Wendy was cross.
Wendy: what!
Stan: Wendy, it's not what it looks like.
Wendy: I thought you care about me.
Kyle: Oh my god stan!
Kenny: I can't believe you!
Cartman: You're fucked.
Stan: pls bumpy are you still want to eat at sushi shop.
Wendy: sushi! Sushi! You think it's all about you like sushi then your stupid family!
Stan: hey! My family was not stupid.
Bebe: oh ya.
Bebe then fart the rock.
Kyle: why don't you girls watch us then we all talk about it.
Jenny: You're right, but I could put my butt on jewish people!
Kenny then pukes.
Cartman: on the last stan hangs out with another girl.
Wendy: stan! Are you cheating on me!
Stan: i dont cheating on you with some stupid girls.
Lola: i can't not believe it when I hear it!
Cartman: damn it jenny look at my face it's ruined!
Lola: poor! Poor!
Kenny: girl lover!
Jenny: fatass!
Cartman: Mrs buttcheeks!
Bebe: jew!
Kyle: whore!
Wendy: brown!
Stan: purple!
Girls are cross.
Wendy: If you know what, I'll get someone who has a business, so you could kiss my ass!
Bebe: com on gals!
Cartman: fine!
Boys keep training.
Butters: hey it's jimbo.
Mr garrison: oh, hey jimbo
Jimbo: So garrison, are you ready to do or die motherfucker.
Mr garrison: always ready jimbo, always ready.
Jimbo: Good, because today my gun shop is going to kick your ass!
Butters: that's what you think, but I get us champions. Fellas, show him.
Stan,Cartman,Kyle & kenny: Hi uncle jimbo!
Mr garrison: look at them, in their prime do i got no chance.
Jimbo: That's where you can't garrison, for I do have a champion ,ned.
Ned opens the door to see that the 4 girls are the champions.
Stan: girls what the fuck are you 4 doing here you can't work at my uncle's gun shop.
Wendy: Oh yes we are the leader of the girls team.
Bebe: check it out
Jenny shows her butt to the boys.
Lola: well we have a paper on our asses and that really hurts.
Kyle: Well it doesn't matter anyway, cuz you're gonna eat our bananas.
Jenny: for a fuck sake my boobs are super angry at you, but im still a kid so.
Cartman: You shit on my face!
Lola: poor!
Kenny: girl lover!
Jenny: fatass!
Cartman: Mrs buttcheeks!
Bebe: jew!
Kyle: whore!
Wendy: brown!
Stan: purple!
Stan: I can't believe it, Mr. Garrison, I thought Wendy was my girlfriend.
Mr garrison: girlfriend? Not in here you dump shit.
Cartman: what the fuck is it garrison.
Jimbo: He's not really your boyfriend wendy.
Wendy: Wait, He's not?
Ned: mmm, he's pulling your face right now!
Kyle: They are!
Butters: the girls gonna kick you 4 in the backs.
Bebe: they wouldn't, we will get our boobs bitten!
Jimbo: I know, look at them, the damn boys, the school of hell!
Butters: she's making a crappy of your buns, are we all gonna let Jimbo mess up the school we love!
Kenny: no!
Jimbo: Then get mean!
girls: We're mean!
Mr garrison: get angry!
Boys: we're angry!
Jimbo: and get out there….
Mr garrison: and win…
Jimbo: that….
Mr garrison: money!
Boys and girls screamed so loud that the windows broke.
Guy: oh not this again!
1st round.
Pc principal: our 1st event, the deep pool of death.
Mr garrison: win this one for school
Kenny: for school!
But Kenny slips and flys until he gets killed by the airplane.
Stan: Oh my god they killed kenny.
Kyle: You bastards!
People began to puke and cried.
Jimbo: win this one because i told you to.
Jenny: because he told me to!
But Jenny slips and gets her pants ripped and falls down, showing her hello kitty undies.
Jenny: eek!
Bebe then threw up.
The 2nd round is the homemade high dive.
Kyle: make way for the real jew bebe.
Strong women: for his dive, Kyle does the super jump with his toes.
Kyle: ya!
Then he jumped into the dive.
Stan: Wait a go kyle!
Ned: Mmm, perhaps you could do it.
Bebe: if you know,i do it, with my ass!
Jimbo: what?
Bebe jumps backwards and she looks like she's going to fart.
Bebe: un oh.
She made it to the dive, just so she farted a big bubble, then it popped.
Bebe: oops sorry.
Bebe then giggles as all the people giggle too.
Bebe: take that mr jewman.
Stan was stranded with kyle.
Stan: laugh whatever you want girls, it's not over yet.
Then Jenny came back holding her hello kitty undies.
Jenny: It's what you think, but it's not over yet!
So the boys and girls did all the rounds.
Guy with a bikini: it's not over yet, it's the final round of the south park business games, fighting time, who takes all the money!
Guy with a bikini: is it Mr Garrison from South park school?
Mr garrison: don't forget the girls called you brown, jew, fatass & poor.
Butters: but Kenny died.
Mr garrsion: oh
Butters: ok fellas follow my steps!
Guy with a bikini: or jimbo from his gun shop.
Jimbo: don't forget the boys called you purple, whore & girl lover.
Ned: Mmm, don't forget a cartman called Jenny mrs buttcheeks?
Jenny: ya!
Jimbo: oh
The girls begin to fight, so The 4 boys and 4 girls jump and the fight just then Jenny grabs Cartman's leg.
Jenny: Forget Jimbo's gun shop, this is for my girlfriend. (then she bites his feet with her sharp teeth)
Cartman: ow! damn it gar!
Meanwhile Kyle pulls down bebe's pants and holds the sharp cutter, just then he cuts bebe's named card but bebe's blood comes out on his face.
Bebe: ow!
Wendy: You damn shit!
They keep fighting, but things throw out the sky and then they stop fighting and see everything.
Butters sees Lola's bag then sees no money.
butters: poor?
Lola looks at the book of ladys,as she blushes.
Lola: girl lover?
Jenny saw Cartman's butt on the picture with the face on it.
Jenny: Mrs buttcheeks.
Cartman sees a picture of baby jenny being fat for her birthday.
Cartman: fatass?
Kyle saw a book of jews but he finds out bebe was a jew too.
Kyle: jew?
Bebe saw her underwear and her bra,she thinks Kyle sleeps with them like a whore.
Bebe: whore?
Last but not least, Stan saw Wendy's brown bra and her brown undies, but this time he was shocked.
Stan: brown?!
And Wendy was shocked when she saw Stan's purple underpants.
Wendy: purple?!
They all look at each other.
Boys & girls: you do care!
They all cried.
Wendy: I'm sorry but let's get out of here.
Kyle: Well I was right.
Jenny: com on babe.
Lola: Next time,I'll give you a blow job.
Jenny then giggles.
Butters: goodbye fellas i better get home.
And 8 of them walked off as the people booed them but not last their family they are happy to see their kids get along.
Mr garrison: hey com on!
Jimbo: stop being a shithead and kill each other.
Wendy: Hey stan?
Stan: ya bumpy bunny?
Wendy: looks like lola was going to give jenny a blow job.
Stan: oh that's nice.
The end