Yogi Bear ReLAXs
Written by Charles Topley
It's summer in Jellystone Park. The time of year where the number of picnics is at its highest.
Yogi and Boo Boo Bear are preparing to steal a one-lone picnic basket with a ribbon on it. Suddenly, Ranger Smith appears from behind a tree. "Hello, Mr. Ranger, sir!" Yogi said as he saw him coming. "Go ahead and take it, Yogi I placed it there for you." Ranger Smith replied. "Alright Boo Boo, you can join in with me too." Said Yogi enthusiastically. "NO!" Yelled the ranger as Boo Boo almost consumed something from the basket. "It's for Yogi only, Boo Boo. You'll see why in a few hours." Ranger followed up with. "See what?" Boo Boo questioned as he places one of the pieces of food back into the basket. "I brought you this basket." Ranger hands him another basket without a ribbon on it. "Now whatever you do, don't consume Yogi's basket. No follow-up questions." Ranger Smith said sternly. He walked away leaving Yogi to eat his basket and Boo Boo questioning why the Ranger did this for them.
3 hours later, Yogi was watching something on the TV in his home when he started feeling strange. His stomach was hurting and he felt something pushing toward his lower regions. He rushed to the bathroom and it was rushing out of him like crazy. "Boo Boo! Look for help and give them a yelp!" Yogi yelled from across the bathroom door. Boo Boo without hesitation, ran to Ranger Smith for help. Once he told him about Yogi's bathroom problem, Ranger Smith laughed and got his camera before going to Yogi's place. He was recording the sounds of Yogi screaming in pain as he emits what he consumed that day. After about 5 minutes of Mr. Smith recording the sounds of Yogi's bathroom disaster, Yogi comes out of the bathroom. His rear end is covered in defecation and blood. Ranger Smith's eyes widen in surprise not expecting things to be this bad.
Yogi approaches him with a now furious look. "What did you do to me?!" Yogi screams at Smith. He stares paralyzed with fear at the sight of the furious bear. "I put laxatives in that picnic basket." He said fearfully preparing for the worst. "WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!" Yogi roared. He couldn't speak anymore he was too scared to say anything. Yogi notices the camera Smith placed on a tripod. He picks it up tripod and all, walking outside. He closes the legs together and begins swinging the camera around. He throws the camera and it flies across Jellystone Park. You could see it shine under the moonlight as it flew. For a brief moment, you thought it grew eyes and winked at you. It crashed to the ground and shattered to pieces. Yogi begins giving in to his bear-like instincts and starts behaving like a normal bear. Boo Boo closes and locks the door. "You should not have done that, Mr. Ranger." Boo Boo scared. "He will act out all night." He finished. "I just wanted to play a little prank on him for stealing baskets!" Smith tearfully exclaimed. "I apparently overestimated the proper amount of laxatives in food." He cried out. "It's was just a prank!"
45 minutes later, they heard a loud knocking on the door. Boo Boo refuses to let him unlock the door. After struggling to open the door, the Ranger opened it to reveal Cindy. "Yogi got wild again?" She asked. "Yes, we should leave him alone until morning." Boo Boo replied. "I like him better when he's not wild. Make sure to keep him away from my place. I will find a sharp object to defend myself with, there's plenty of them across the park anyway." She finished. (She found the broken camera, there were a bunch of sharp pieces)
The End