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Augie Doggie and Doggie Daddy were at the hospital. As they hadn't had lunch, and as everything was sold out, they went to a vending machine to get some energy bars (in the same vein of Cadbury Boost). After Doggie Daddy made his selection, the bar came down the chute. Augie promptly devoured it. Her pupils dilated as she started shaking. Doggie Daddy exclaimed, "Er, are you—Oooooh-! Hold on!" She was having a sugar rush. She then ran towards a wall.
"Woahoahoahoahoah." Exclaimed Doggie Daddy as Augie scaled up the wall, while panting and giggling at the same time. She then flipped onto another wall opposite the hallway. "Aaah… Augie, Be careful!" her dad called out as she somehow jumped again and latched onto the ceiling and crawled backwards. Doggie Daddy then ran after her.
Augie then leapt to the floor and then rolled into an ajoining hallway, making a huge dent in the drywall. She somehow came out unhurt and then jumped onto a rack, knocking over some medical equipment. She then noticed a guy on a wheelchair. As she ran to him, the guy got scared and ran off! She then noticed another man by another vending machine. The man turned around and screamed, "I have a family!" before she pounced on him!
Later, Augie Doggie was running full speed, on the ceiling! Doggie Daddy was hanging on for dear life, while screaming all the way. As she was running up the hallway and laughing crazily, he exclaimed, while looking down, "You have crazy upper body strength!" Augie then ran into an Emergency sign and the two fell. Doggie Daddy landed on his feet while running and carrying Augie with one arm, even as she continued shuffling her legs, as if she's still running on a surface. Doggie Daddy called out for the hospital staff. "Doctor! Anyone?" Cindy then came running along while wheeling an empty gurney. "Oh, hey man."
"Dammit Cindy! Augie's lost her mind, she's all jacked up on candy!"
"Oh yea, she's got a sugar rush. You aren't supposed to give her candy."
"I AM CANDEESI, MOTHER OF CANDY!" exclaimed Augie.
"I don't know how much longer she's gonna last, we gotta bust out Boo Boo!" said Cindy.
"What's he in for?" he asked.
"Malpractice."
The three barged out of the main entrance. Cindy was riding at the back of the gurney, while Doggie Daddy was kneeling on it, with one hand holding another candy bar, and the other holding Augie as her hyper running speed drove the gurney. On the street, she was laughing as Doggie Daddy dangled the candy bar in front of her. "For the record," he exclaimed, to Cindy. "I feel really weird holding my daughter, while my ass, is in your face."
Later, in the precinct, a guard busted open a door which was held shut by a broom. The breakdown took all the wind out of him and he collapsed on the floor, moaning. "Taking a nap again, Morales?" said another guard, who followed him. He then noticed something. "What the-" he saw Augie, Cindy, and Doggie Daddy outside the holding cell. Cindy and Doggie Daddy gasped. She then tossed the candy to the guard and raised her arms. "Go get it!" Augie turned around, got on all fours, did a crabwalk to her left, and pounced on the guard, knocking him over to a wall. "Yes!" exclaimed Cindy. Augie then climbed on the control panel to retrieve and then devour the candy. She suddenly had a sugar crash and slumped on the big red button, triggering a Code Red. "NOOOO!" exclaimed Doggie Daddy.
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