Ryder was reading the front page of the weekly, which showed a giant picture of a Marshall bleeding from his nose and holding a bloody tampon
Read the title at the top
First man to have his period!
After looking at the photo again for a quick inspection, he almost fell off his chair, when he realized that the object held by the Marshall was the same what he was smoking now, he quickly looked at his "cigar" and spat it out in disgust.
- What the hell ?! Katie told me it were cigars!
He crushes the newspaper in anger, but is hit on the head with an acorn, rubs his temple and looks out the window where a tall tree grew.
He had seen the only creature he had last seen on his birthday a month ago.
It was a red squirrel.
- YOU BITCH! WAIT UNTIL THE HUNTING SEASON COMES! I SHOW YOU, AT CLOSE RANGE, MY SHOTGUN !
The squirrel then starts speaking its animal tongue and points a finger at it, which means it
- Oh, yes? I'd love to see you try, motherfucker!
Because he was trained to speak their language as a squirrel scout when he was little, he gets mad and screams in response
- Oh, THIS IS! He quickly grabs the shotgun and runs his room into the hallway.
When he turned the corner and saw a large rug on the floor, he told himself
- Wait a minute! Who put this rug on my new floor?
When he thought he might run across the carpet, he suddenly engulfed him, causing him to fall into the hole Chase had made last week.
BOOM!
He unexpectedly landed in Rocky room, rubbed his head, and saw Rocky and Everest staring at him wide-eyed, holding game controllers.
- I think I fell on something hard! When he got up and rubbed his ass, he didn't notice that he had crushed an Xbox One.
Then Rocky screams
- AGH! SONOFABITCH!
Above the room, they hear a pissed off chase with a spinning saw and screaming Marshall running down the corridor Ryder tried to pass through.
- DAMN MARSHALL! WHERE IS MY MONEY ?!
- I told you I'd get them when my paycheck comes next week!
- YOU SAID THIS A MONTH AGO!
- I HAVE TO BUY SEVERAL VIDEO GAMES FOR MYSELF!
- SHIT TRUE! IF YOU CANNOT PAY THE MONEY, I ONLY HAVE TO CUT OFF YOUR LIMB!
Chase then threatened Marshall, of in high speed
- Ah! HELP !
Then they forgot that the hole was still in the corridor, and they ran through it in the air.
When they noticed this, they fell straight down and landed on Ryder .
Boom!
- Hello Ryder ! Have a nice day! Marshall waved at him, even though they were close to each other.
This one just snarled at him, but again he only got another acorn, looked up and saw a red squirrel at the edge of a hole holding a tampon, which was burning, a small creature dropped the object to land on Ryder head, turned the tail cracks like a whip and jumps out of sight.
- Ugh ... I hate squirrels. Ryder muttered to himself.
- And I hate you, too. Rocky muttered.
- OH MY GOD! Do you also use tampons? We should be buddies with tampons! Marshall said excitedly, but Ryder hit him on the head.