here are ten random, stupid, dumb as fuck facts that you all should know

-A cockroach can live nine days without its head before it starves to death.

-Thomas Edison, who invented the lightbulb, was afraid of the dark.

-Most American car horns honk in the key of F, which is also the same key as a telephone dial tone.

-A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for 68 years, from 1922-1990. They started after a 300-pound hog fell on top of him while he was getting ready to slaughter it. The hiccups stopped when he was 96, about a year before he died.

-In an average lifetime the average American receives 31 prank phone calls.

-Olive oil can be used as a hair conditioner.

-What does a soldier keep in a frog? His bayonet!

-The first bar of chocolate was produced by Cadbury in England in 1842.

-Coca-cola has never been patented because to do that they would have to reveal the formula.

-Fortune cookies were actually invented in America, in the early 1900s.