One day, John Phoenix was reading through the family history of John Phoenix.

"You: John Phoenix.

Uncle: Phoenix Wright

Grandfather: John Wright

Great Grandfather and Grandmother: Ryunosuke Naruhodo and Susato Mikotoba."

John Phoenix narrowed his eyes at this text. He went to the Ace Attorney wiki and read up on Susato Mikotoba and found that she was 16 when she met Ryunosuke.

John Phoenix sprang out of his seat! He had to protect Susato from the predatory Ryunosuke and stop John Wright from being born!

He pulled out his phone and called Dimitri Allen.

"Dimitri, I need you to make me a time machine!"

"Who is this? I cancelled those projects for good reason!"

"I am John Phoenix."

"Oh okay."

John Phoenix rushed to London and by the time he got there the time machine was complete.

John Phoenix travelled to 1900, it was a stormy day, perfect weather for non-consentual matrimony. He went to the wedding place to stop Ryusato. But when he got there, he laid eyes on a curious site: Ryunosuke was being dragged into the church by a fat black & white man! John Phoenix gasped! He knew deep down that he was wrong to doubt Ryunosuke and he was right to do so! This was not the work of a disgusting child groomer... this was another diabolical plan of Dylan Fitchar!

"PLEASE STOP!" cried Ryunosuke. "I WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING OF THE SORT TO SUSATO PLEASE RELEASE US!"

"Of course you wouldn't," sighed Dylan. "That's why I have to FRAME you as a groomer. If you were a groomer then I wouldn't have to do this. So why are you saying I shouldn't do this because you are NOT one? That's senseless. You are a stupid boy. Now marry the little girl."

John Phoenix smashed the door down even though it was already open.

"Ah, John Phoenix, you're just on time to be trapped!" said Dylan and then the floor opened and swallowed John Phoenix!

"JOHN PHOENIX NO, YOU'VE GOT TO HELP ME!" cried Ryunosuke.

"It is too late, now he cannot stop me as I soil the Phoenix bloodline by making his great grandfather a pedophile and everyone will believe all of his descendants will be products of that!"

"No they won't!" said the hole in the floor.

AND THEN JOHN PHOENIX JUMPED OUT OF THE HOLE!

He ran at Dylan and punched him in the face! Dylan flew across the room and smashed the door down where he was holding Herlock Sholmes hostage to make Ryunosuke and Susato co-operate.

"DAMN YOU JOHN PHOENIX" said Dylan.

Dylan Fitchar ran away at 88 Dylans per hour but then he was struck by lightning and was sent to the future!