Straight to the point, i do not own SouthPark or any of the characters, they belong to Matt and Trey, i do however own this story idea, au, and writing! anyways..

Hey! If I'm honest I have never written a fic on this app before; I'm more used to other websites.

This is just some important information you're gonna need to know to understand the story more when you get to certain parts. I wanna write this at the start so it doesn't interrupt the actual chapters!

Firstly, we all know that the SouthPark kids live in Colorado, I don't, I'm actually British, so if a few things like grades or fuckin American slang or something don't add up, ignore it, I'm trying LMAOO.

Second, anything that problematic characters like Cartman say are not my own words, I'm simply writing more up on the characters personality within my own story to make it better for you! I can reclaim the homophobic stuff anyways. Be who you are for your pride. Heh. I know I'm not funny.

Third, I'm not gonna write any weird gay stuff, writing stuff like this is pretty gay anyways but I've been doing it since I was like eleven so I can't really say much. Naturally you'll have the occasional dirty jokes and remarks, but the characters are 15-17 in this story and that's what you expect from teenagers (even I say shit like that).

There might be some triggering shit because Stan goes through triggering shit but I'm not sure what exactly that will be at the moment, so just keep it in mind if you're soft to stuff like depression or trauma I don't think this is the story for you.

This scenario has been in my mind for a while, it was originally about both Stan and Kyle in the same situation but then I thought it could be better to have Kyle's POV on the opposite end since they are SBF's after-all!

Feel free to review, I love feedback, don't be too rude though LMAOAO

This will be updated often, I promise I wont just leave it on a random chapter and never write again like some people do!

Alright, have fun :)

- parker