Anai goes to a Modest Mouse concert

Author's note: 10000000000% totally true and based on a true story

Anai woke up screaming. It was finally the day. The day he would get to watch his favorite band live in concert and hopefully meet his favorite all time celebrity Isaac Brock.

"HOLY FUCK SHIT!" He screeched at the top of his lungs as he jumped out of bed. He slammed his entire body into his workplace and slapped Haida. "WE ARE GOING TO A MODEST MOUSE CONCERT!"

"Anai, I can't go."

Anai screeched at the top of his lungs in order to coerce the hyena.

"GOD FINE, OKAY!"

Ookami had mouse ears on. "Shit, I'm ready to go."

"YEAH!" Shouted Anai. "HE GETS IT!"

"Oh my fuck." Sighed Haida.

Fenneko walked by. "COME ON, HAIDA-PIE! IT'S CONCERT TIME! OUR LITTLE BUNDLE OF JOY IS HAPPY FOR ONCE!"

"God damn it."

Hours later, the four made it to the Modest Mouse concert.

Isaac Brock, the lead singer of Modest Mouse stumbled onto the stage. "WELL… fuck." He muttered.

Anai screeched his head off. "HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT'S HIM!"

"Uh… what's wrong with them?" Asked Haida, having never seen humans before. "Why… are they hairless apes of some sort? I'm so confused. Are they aliens?"

"SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE!" Screeched Anai. "IT IS A BEAUTIFUL MAN."

The band of Modest Mouse looked around the audience confused. "Shit. This shit again." Spoke Isaac as he scanned the audience only to find animals standing upright and wearing humans clothes. "They're after me for that stiff animal video. Jeremiah, get me my fucking Truly."

Jeremiah tossed a can over to him to which it slammed into his chest.

"WEEEEELL FUCKING K, LET'S BEGIN THIS SHITSHOW." Screeched Isaac as he opened the can of Truly and poured it onto his face. "YEAAAAH THIS SHIT IS GOOD!" He chucked the empty can into the audience to which Anai and several other audience members ran over trying to snatch it up. "WEEEELL!" The song and music began.

Anai screamed along. "WEELL!"

The entire audience shouted "WELL!" The song was titled 'Well' and was about a well that was unwell played the part so well that it would wail WELL for the well was not actually well.

"THAT'S MY FUCKING CAN!" Shouted the infuriated badger as he slammed himself upon a teenager to take the empty can. "MINE!" He grinned as he walked back over to his friends. "YES!" He grinned as he shoved the can into Haida's face. "ISAAC BROCK DRANK FROM THIS AND JEREMIAH TOUCHED IT!"

The concert was so loud that Haida couldn't respond properly and instead just placed his hand over his face in a facepalm. Fenneko and Ookami patted Anai on the shoulders. "Good job, Anai!"

Two hours later, the concert was over. Isaac Brock said. "Okay. We're done. Fuck you guys. WELL!" He tossed the microphone into the audience to which people began to fight over it again.

"I DEMAND HIS AUTOGRAPH!" Shouted Anai.

Haida sighed. "But he didn't say anything about giving autographs."

"I STALK THE FACEBOOK GROUPS AND READ FROM OTHER MEMBERS THAT HE SOMETIMES GOES TO MEET THE FANS AFTER THE CONCERT! I AM GOING TO FIND AND MEET HIM AND MAKE HIM SIGN HIS DISCARDED TRULY CAN!"

"You can do it, Anai!" Cheered Ookami.

"Ha ha ha ha yeah!" Laughed Fenneko. "Go get him, badger boi!"

Anai ran outside the concert screaming. He couldn't find where Isaac Brock would be located. He began to eavesdrop with other audience members that were lucky enough to get a copy of the setlist. He began following them over to the back of the building and ran into a security guard. "IS THIS WHERE WE MEET THE MAN?!" Screeched the badger.

The security guard sighed and said "Yes. Just… go over there across the street and wait."

Anai screamed his head off and ran over to where everyone else was standing. Others that were also waiting turned to stare at him and stepped a couple of feet away from the badger man.

Thirty minutes later, Isaac Brock stepped out. "WHOA, IS THIS A FURRY CONVENTION?" He lightheartedly joked causing people in line to laugh.

An obnoxious guy in line began to hog up the singer for quite a long while to which Isaac passively said "WELL I have a long line of fans to get to, so I should probably get to that."

It was soon time for Anai's turn. He froze and then shrieked. He walked up to Isaac and said "DELIGHTED TO MEET YOU, MR. ISAAC!"

"DELIGHTED TO MEET YOU, TOO!"

Anai screamed again and then slammed the can of Truly onto the poor singer's face. "SIGN THIS CAN THAT YOU DRANK OUT OF, YOU BEAUTIFUL MAN."

"WELL oh sweet Jesus, okay fuck this let's get out of here." The entire band ran into their tour bus and quickly sped off into the highway to get away from whatever horrid dimension they landed in.

Anai fell upon his knees and screamed up into the sky. "NOOOO!"

Moral of the story: GIVE ISAAC A FULL CAN OF TRULY AND NOT AN EMPTY ONE.