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Tarellah DeLaurie
From the dawn of time we came. Walking quite among you, down during centuries.
You didn't know we were there...until now.
I'm Tarellah DeLaurie, but you may know me better as Trina Vega.
I was born in 1609 in Italy.
And I am immortal.
Tarellah isn't very smart, most of the time.
She's sort of lazy and also very slutty.
Despite all this she's managed to survive intothe year 2012 as one of the few of her kind still left to fight for the Prize.
Right now she sit in her bed, watching porn and eating cake.
She wear only a red push-up bra and baggy black sweatpants.
"Yummy!" says Tarellah in a childish tone.
She's not very mature, even though she's been alive for so long.
"This porn's awesome." says Tarellah.
Suddenly she feel pain in her head.
Another immortal is near.
The window shatter into thousands of pieces and another female immortal jump into the room.
"Give up. There's no fucking way you can kill me." says the other immortal, who is a powerful hardcore badass bitch.
"Who are you?" says Tarellah.
"My actual name is Keldonah Arensium, but today I'm known as Jade West." says the badass immortal.
Tarellah grab her sword, an Italian sidesword with fancy decorations.
She hasn't sharpened it in a while, but it does have some edge left.
"I refuse to die." says Tarellah as she swing her sword and attack Keldonah.
"You do not have much of a choice." says Keldonah as she easy block Tarellah's attack.
Tarellah feel fear.
Keldonah swing her sword, trying to cut off Tarellah's head.
Tarellah is not a strong babe, but she manage to defend herself.
"Resistance is futile." says Keldonah.
Keldonah stab Tarellah into the left boob.
This cause blood to pour out, but Tarellah is still immortal so she doesn't die.
Immortals only die when their head is cut off.
Tarellah tries to stab Keldonah in return, but is too clumsy to do so.
"Girl, kiss your vagina farewell. There can be only one." says Keldonah as she kick Tarellah in the stomach and then get ready to cut Tarellah's head off.
Suddenly a blast of thunder from seemingly nowhere knock the sword from Keldonah's hands.
It turns out that Tarellah's apartemtn is located in a place that was once holy ground for native americans and since immortals cannot kill on holy ground Keldonah get stopped now.
By the rules of the Game that all the immortals are forced ny nature to be part of holy ground is always holy ground, no matter who consider it holy.
Keldonah grab her sword and leave.
2 weeks later.
Tarellah enter an old building in San Diego.
"Welcome, sweetie!" says an evil voice.
It is a female voice, but it is much deeper and darker than most women's voice.
Tarellah get nervous.
She know who the voice belongs to.
"Ezelky!" says Tarellah.
Ezelky Genoro is the person the voice belongs to.
Ezelky is an evil bitch of an immortal who is almost as evil and powerful as Zekoy Panteris.
"Show yourself." says Tarellah.
"As ya wish!" says Ezelky as she jump down from higher up in the room and attack Tarellah.
"Damn..." says Tarellah as she tries to defend.
She is at a disadvantage, since she has a rather light sidesword and Ezelky has a big two-handed heavier falchion-like sword.
"I am much better than you!" says Ezelky.
Ezelky fight in a similar style to Zekoy.
"Please...don't kill me!" says Tarellah.
"You're so fuckin' weak." says Ezelky.
"Don't call me a loser!" says Tarellah in anger as she thrust towards Ezelky's pussy.
Unfortunately Tarellah isn't skilled enough to hit.
Instead she miss completely.
"Ha! Ya cannot even hit me." says Ezelky, all evil and confident.
Tarellah tries to cut towards Ezelky's left shoulder, but Ezelky step to the side and avoids the attack and then counter-attack, almost knocking down Tarellah.
"Fuck, yeah!" says Ezelky as she disarm Tarellah.
"No, no, no...!" says Tarellah as she begin to cry like a kid.
"There can be only one!" says Ezelky and then cuts off Tarellah's head.
Ezelky takes Tarellah's Quickening.
"Holy shit...yes!" moans Ezelky as blue lightning pull her off the floor.
Rapid wind blast through the room, breaking all the windows into thousands of pieces.
5 years later.
"Crap!" screams Ezelky as Keldonah disarm her.
"There can be only one!" says Keldonah and then cut off Ezelky's head.
Keldonah's body absorb Ezelky's Quickening.
"Fucking damn!" says Keldonah.
Ezelky's sword break into pieces.
"Damn!" moans Keldonah, almost getting horny.
The wild mix of different personalities within her makes her feel horny, angry, sad, happy, tired, excited and evil at the same time.
The End.