It was a dark and stormy night. And Doug and his boyfriend (whom he loves very much) Limu Emu were slinging insurance plans to the people without home and renters insurance. But the, all of the sudden, while Doug and Limu Emu were walking down a dark alleyway, Martin the gecko who is perched on the shoulder of the general, begins announcing his evil plan to destroy liberty mutual insurance and make everyone pay for what they don't need. "Hi guys, im martin the gecko (from geico) and i have come here to DESTROY liberty mutual and take what is rightfully ours. Those insurance is too good, and are destroying out profit margins." Yelled martin. The general cracked his knuckles. But then, in the distance they hear a tire wheels screech and then flo and jamie from progressive accidentally run over the general and martin when they meant to kill Doug and emu. "Yikerdoodles!" yelled Jamie as he was very sorry that he murdered an army general and a 5 inch gecko. Then Doug shot flo and jamie in the face and then they started making out. Doug nervously walked into room the he looked inside he was shocked at the size of quickly grabbed Dougs spheres and began put his gigantic shlong between the giant spheres and began pushing back and forth. He was still in shock at the size of them. Emu however, was getting bored so he took control. He opened his legs and he started to thrust in and with his 8 inch Emu dick. He was was surprised at how wet He was. "Emu I'm gonna oooooooooooooooh" He moaned and they squirted their lemons together.