Welcome to Let the Zeke Fly where Ezekiel ends up being placed on a different team instead of Team Victory, how will this affect the game? I'm gonna start at the part where Chris shows the dining hall.
We see Chris and the contestants at the dining hall.
"Singing really, I thought Chris was joking about that." Gwen said in shock.
"Well I don't have a problem with it?" Courtney shrugged.
"Yeah because you like singing." Leshawna pointed out.
"Well I don't. Girls sing, little birdies sing, Duncans do NOT sing." Duncan exclaimed.
"Think I'll get to beatbox?" Harold asked Leshawna.
"I'll beat you if you try." Duncan exclaimed holding up a fist to Harold.
"Why are you doing this to us?" Heather asked angrily.
"Singing reality shows are HUGE! And, the worse the singing, the higher the ratings! Which! Is why on this show, there will be no vocal coaches, or rehearsals, or WARNING!" Chris explained as the contestants began complaining.
"Anywho! This is the dining area where you will enjoy in-flight meals!" Chris explained.
"Not for long eh, prepare to lose to the Zeke." Ezekiel boasted.
"Okay so not trying to be mean here but you do know you got voted off first last time right?" Gwen asked the homeschooler patting him on the shoulder.
"For being a sexist jerk might I add." Courtney added.
"Word, and I spent since making sure that don't happen again, not only did I learn from my sexist comments eh, I'm stronger, faster, smarter-" Ezekiel said.
"Chattier, blabbier, can't shut upier. Now zip it so we can move on." Chris said making Ezekiel cower and making Cody feel sympathy for him.
"Is there a ladies room?" Leshawna asked the host.
"Just down through here." Chris said pointing to the left.
"Good because I gotta make a deposit." Leshawna said walking to the direction the bathroom was in.
Confessional:
"There's a camera in the potty? AGAIN? UGH! Can't a sister get a LITTLE privacy on this program!?" Leshawna asked incredulously.
Confessional Ends
"Losing teams will enjoy the luxurious economy class accommodations between destinations!" Chris explained as he showed the campers the loser class.
"Okay but where are our beds?" Lindsay asked the host.
"Owen, care to demonstrate?" Chris asked the chubby guy as we see Owen strapped to a bench.
"Plane… No!..." Owen mumbled in his sleep.
"That does NOT look comfortable." Heather exclaimed with a frown.
"No comfort for harnesses and an emergency exit. But! No comfort here, here, or here!" Chris said.
"OMG Chris I am just LOL." Sierra laughed.
"We should hit the winner's compartment eh, because I ain't never gonna sit back here, ha never." Ezekiel boasted.
"Is never your policy on mouthwash too, homeschool?" Noah asked, holding his nose.
The camera then cuts to first class.
"This is the first class cabin, the domain of each week's winners." Chris explained.
"Now this is the kind of accommodation ladies deserve." Alejandro flirts with Lindsay.
"They have ladies in first class too? Oh! Me! You meant me!" Lindsay said, touched by Alejandro's words Heather then became suspicious.
"Man that guy's as smooth as mama's gravy." DJ said.
"I don't understand, Lindsay's supposed to like me." Tyler said dejected.
"Sorry bro, maybe you should-" DJ began before Tyler began speaking to Lindsay.
"Lindsay, I can do a handspring." Tyler bragged before attempting to do a handspring but failing.
"Oh poor- I blanked on his name, oh yeah Alejandro." Lindsay said.
"That's my name." Alejandro smirked.
"And what a nice name it is, Alejandro. I can say it all day." Lindsay said happily.
"Please do." Alejandro said.
Lindsay giggles at this while Heather narrowed eyes at Alejandro and Lindsay.
Cockpit Confessional:
"I can see right through that guy." Heather commented "You know, this extra confessional is a thousand times nicer than talking in the toilet."
Chef was seen in the driver's seat "Maybe for you, I'm trying to prepare for a flight here!"
"Hello venting shh, anyway, new guy so transparent so fake so…" Heather ranted before Chef interrupted her "Would ya stop talking I gotta get ready to fly the plane."
"Ugh, fine forget this." Heather said leaving.
Confessional Ends
We then cut to another luxurious compartment that looks better than First Class.
"Whoa, Where are we now?" Cody asks. "A grand piano? A burning fireplace? AND a personal hot tub with an LED lightshow?"
"How do I win this? My lovely LeShawna loves a hot tub!" Harold asked happily.
"Slow down tiger these are my quarters aka off limits, got it?" Chris warned Harold.
"Crystal." Harold said solemnly, holding his head low.
"Oh Chris I heart your limits." Sierra said happily.
Confessional:
"Anyway with Ale-whatever looking like a real threat my only option is to make friends with the new girl but pretending to like that is gonna be hard, I do not heart the new girl." Heather said, annoyed.
Confessional Ends
We then cut to the dining hall where Chris and the rest of the contestants are at.
"Aaaand that's pretty much it. I skipped the cargo hold and the alley, but I'm sure you'll find those exciting destinations later. When I 'accidentally' lock you in them." Chris said.
The plane shakes and so does Bridgette who accidentally falls on Alejandro's lap.
"Senorita are you okay?" Alejandro seductively asked.
"Is the earth moving?" Bridgette asked enthralled.
"Nope we are woo!" Izzy cheered.
"One thing you're probably wondering is where the elimination ceremony takes place, well it takes pace in here." Chris pointed to the elimination room.
Chris and the contestants are then shown in the elimination room.
"If you do not receive a barf bag full of airline issued peanuts then-" Chris began before Ezekiel began speaking "Yo I got a peanut allergy, more like a sensitivity."
Chris glared at him before continuing to speak "You will be forced to take the drop of shame."
"Okay I-" Ezekiel began before Cody covered his mouth.
"Thank you Cody, now let's prepare for take off." Chris told the contestants.
The contestants are now at the dining area.
"Every minute we're getting close to adventure and further away from Mama." DJ sighed.
"Cody Emmett Jameson Anderson, I also happen to know that your birthday is April 1st, your my very own April fool." Sierra said in bliss.
A music bell rings as Chris shows up in a tuxedo.
"Whenever you hear that friendly little bell, it's musical number time, so, let's hear it." Chris explains.
"But what are we supposed to sing?" Courtney asked.
"You have to make it up as you go, wouldn't be challenging otherwise." Chris smirked.
(Song begins)
Courtney, Izzy, Sierra and Lindsay: Up, Up, Up, Up!
Harold, Cody, DJ and Tyler: Sing Sing Sing Sing!
Bridgette, Courtney, Heather, Izzy, Leshawna, Lindsay and Sierra: We're flying.
Alejandro, Cody, DJ, Ezekiel, Harold, Noah, Owen, and Tyler: And singing.
Everyone (except Duncan, and Gwen): We're flying and we're singing!
Sierra: Come fly with us.
Sierra and Cody: Come fly with us.
Izzy: We got a lot of crazy tune to bust.
Bridgette: Come fly with us.
Lindsay: Come fly with us.
Alejandro: It's a pleasure and an honor and a must.
Alejandro holds Bridgette and Lindsay's hands making them giggle and blush. He smirked at the camera.
Duncan: Dudes, this is messed, you're singing in a plane.
Harold: What did you expect? Chris is freaking insane.
Gwen: Yeah, but guys, you're singing on TV!
Courtney: Haven't you always wanted to, it can't just be me.
DJ: Come fly with us.
Leshawna: Come fly with us.
The plane shakes and we cut to Heather and Chef in the cockpit.
Heather: Do you know how to steer this thing?
Chef: I try.
Ezekiel: They think they can beat me in this game, but this guy's got winning in his heart.
Noah: Come fly with us come die with us.
Owen: Flying I hate flying stop the plane.
Cody, Lindsay, Heather, and Sierra: Come fly with us! come sing with us!
Gwen and Duncan: No!
Chris: Anyone care for a copy of the season three rules? Because in order to escape instant elimination-
Bridgette: All contestants must sing in each show.
Courtney: Duncan, do it, let's go!
Cody: Gwen sing it don't go,
Gwen: I don't wanna go home.
Gwen: Come fly with us! Come fly with us! Come and fly with us!
Courtney: Duncan come on please.
Duncan: This suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks.
All: Yeah
(Song Ends)
"Enough singing fruit cakes, strap your selves in, we are now beginning on into Egypt. Musical Numbers, worst idea ever, Chris is such and idi- hey why is the P.A. light still on oh sh-" Chef said through the intercom.
"We'll be right back." Chris said sourly.
The contestants are now at Egypt, two interns carry Chris in an Egyptian pharaoh.
"You guys ready for a little fun, huh? Wow, it's a score-ture around here, huh?" Chris said. "I call today's challenge: Pyramid Over Under."
"An 11-hour flight, Chef's in-fly cuisine, a forced musical number, now we've got a challenge?" Leshawna said angrily.
"Don't you just love this game?" Chris asked.
The contestants are at a racing line.
"Pyramid over under means you choose how you'll get to the finish line, either over or under the pyramid, got it? On your marks get set go." Chris blew the air horn.
Noah, Izzy, Owen, Harold, DJ, Cody, Ezekiel, Leshawna, Heather, and Sierra are shown inside the pyramid.
"Oh great, our friendly neighbor host dude failed to mention there were different paths." Noah sarcastically remarked.
"Hey Sierra, which way should we go?" Heather asked smirking.
"Me, um, uh, uhh…" Sierra stammered.
"How do we know which way is right?" Owen asked.
"I know, okay, I saw this in a spy movie once, you lick your finger and hold it up to find the airflow." Izzy licks her finger "Mmm, the sand really crunches in your teeth, fun, DJ, give me your hand."
"Don't do it, DJ, you might catch a case of crazy, come on, Harold." Leshawna told DJ and Harold.
DJ and Harold follow LeShawna as they walk into the middle path.
Cody goes down the right path without being seen by anyone except Ezekiel who decides to follow the Tech Geek.
"Oh, oh, oh, oh, let's take the scary mummy door!" Izzy proclaimed.
Noah and Owen shrug as they follow Izzy.
Heather and Sierra were the only two left in the branch of paths.
"Let's take the path on the right." Heather suggested sweetly.
"Sure Heather." Sierra said happily before heading that way with her.
The scene cuts to the outside of the pyramid where Bridgette, Lindsay, and Tyler are.
"Is it too late to go under instead?" Tyler asked the group.
"Alejandro seems to be doing okay?" Lindsay said looking at Alejandro climb up the pyramid.
"Require assistance?" Alejandro said, holding a hand out for anyone, Lindsay and Bridgette happily accept his help.
"Lindsay, wait up." Tyler said.
Meanwhile, with Courtney and Duncan, Courtney was tying a rope to her and Duncan.
"Rock climbing was the team-building challenge when I was a CIT, and if Tiffany Prislebuski hadn't been such a lousy partner, I'd have won." Courtney instructed.
"I always said Tiff was overrated." Duncan rolled his eyes.
"Mock all you like, Duncan but my superior ballet skills are going to assure our victory." Courtney said.
"Hey Gwen, are you going over too?" Duncan asked.
"Working on it." Gwen pants as she climbed the pyramid.
"Fine but only because a three person belay is stronger." Courtney rolled her eyes.
We then cut to Izzy, Owen, and Noah in the mummy room.
"Ooh Ooh look we're in the nurse's office." Izzy said happily.
"It's a pyramid not a high school." Noah remarked.
"Pasta party, mummy me." Izzy said to Noah and Owen as she threw them the mummy skin.
Ezekiel was seen following Cody while he was walking down his path.
"Why are you following me?" Cody asked curiously.
"I just felt like it." Ezekiel shrugged.
"Well we might as well continue walking, so how have you been since Action?" Cody asked.
"I've been alright." Ezekiel chuckled.
"Well I've been alright too. I feel like I have a chance to get with Gwen." Cody said happily.
"Didn't you get over that after Trent started dating her?" Ezekiel asked.
"No, I simply backed off and left them alone, I didn't want to interfere in Gwen's relationship." Cody clarified.
"Oh." Ezekiel said.
Alejandro was seen climbing with Lindsay and Bridgette on his shoulders, they were now at the top of the pyramid.
"It's too steep for me to carry you down." Alejandro commented.
"There must be something we can do." Bridgette said putting a finger up to her chin before looking at the sign on top of the building "I'm a Surfer I can surf." Bridgette realized when she was pulling the sign off.
Tyler then sighs with relief when he gets up the pyramid "Me too."
Bridgette then pulls the sign off accidentally hitting Tyler making him fall off the pyramid.
"Oops sorry Tyler!" Bridgette shouted.
"Tyler? Tyler's back?" Lindsay gasped with a smile.
"Yeah he's down there." Bridgette said raising an eyebrow.
"Tyler!" Lindsay said happily but before she went down the steps to see him Alejandro stopped her "Lindsay we must do the challenge first, Tyler will be fine."
Bridgette raises her eyebrow at this but shrugs it off.
We then cut to Heather and Sierra walking right when Sierra steps on a booby trap.
Heather notices the spears flying towards them and gets her and Sierra to duck.
"Oops sorry Heather." Sierra apologized.
Heather tries not to get angry and speaks "Honest mistake, it could've happened to anyone."
Meanwhile, Courtney, Duncan and Gwen are climbing, Gwen and Courtney keep arguing.
"And your form is appalling." Courtney said angrily.
"Wow thanks Courtney I was just wondering about that." Gwen sarcastically remarks.
"You know you're only here because I'm feeling nice today." Courtney smirks.
"Wow this is you being nice my sympathies." Gwen shouted out.
"Are you hearing this, Duncan? You're not gonna let her get away with that!" Courtney lectures making Duncan sigh.
Soon we see DJ, Leshawna, and Harold running in the pyramid when they pass a mummified dog, they soon make it outside.
Leshawna, DJ, and Harold then show up to the finish line.
"We're first, we're first." DJ cheered.
"Go stand behind the number one." Chris instructed.
"In Egyptian, it's why-heitt." Harold said making Chris glare at him.
Meanwhile, with Owen and Noah, Izzy got lost.
"Izzy, Izzy." Owen called out.
"Dude I'm sure she'll turn up she's Izzy but for now we gotta go." Noah said.
"Oh poor Izzy." Owen said upset.
"Poor Izzy she insisted we go in circles because she smelt something lucky." Noah remarked.
"Oh I think that might have been my fault, airplane food." Owen explained.
"Whatever." Noah said "We gotta go."
Meanwhile Alejandro, Bridgette, and Lindsay then surfed down the pyramid, they landed down safely.
"That was awesome." Lindsay cheered.
"Ladies, after you." Alejandro said gentlemanly, allowing Bridgette and Lindsay to stand at the number one.
Chris then stops Alejandro from walking forward and begins speaking to him "Not so fast, this season, three teams, Bridgette and Lindsay round out team 1, Alejandro, you're the first member of team 2." Chris explains.
"In Egyptian it's eight-naned." Harold said.
"If it's by constellation you do get…" Chris pointed to Tyler running down the steps.
"I made it Phew." Tyler said happily.
Noah and Owen then run out the pyramid.
"That's… wonderful." Alejandro said in a forced smile.
Confessional:
Alejandro started cussing in spanish which had to be censored of course.
Confessional Ends
Soon we see Heather and Sierra running from a mummy who was just Izzy in disguise and they find Cody and Ezekiel.
"Codykins." Sierra squealed before hugging him trying to defend him from the 'mummy'.
"Oh man is that a mummy?" Ezekiel asked in fear.
"Nyahahahahahaha oh man you should see the looks on your face priceless." Izzy laughed before getting the mummy skin off.
"Are you serious? We fell for another one of your practical jokes." Heather said angrily.
"Indeed you did." Izzy smirked.
"Whatever, let's just get to the finish line." Heather rolled her eyes.
Izzy, Cody, Sierra, Ezekiel, and Heather were all running to the finish line.
Izzy and Cody made it to the number two while Chris stopped Heather, Ezekiel, and Sierra from going further "Like I told Alejandro, three teams. Izzy and Cody you're on team three."
"In Egyptian it's-" Harold began before Chris began speaking "Save it."
Soon we see Gwen, Courtney, and Duncan arguing from up the pyramid.
"I'm telling you we need to untie." Gwen said angrily.
"And I'm telling you it's unsafe." Courtney retaliated.
"Oh forget this." Duncan rolled his eyes before running down the pyramid with Gwen and Courtney trailing behind him.
Duncan, Courtney, and Gwen made it across the finish line.
"Alright Duncan and girls, you're on team three." Chris told the last three contestants.
"Okay, teams, talk amongst yourselves and determine a team name, you have three minutes, while I enjoy this ice cream cone." Chris instructs.
"Okay I think we should all be named Team Victory since we all made the merge at least once." Harold said.
"That ain't a bad choice Harold." Leshawna replies "I like it. I agree."
DJ, Lindsay, and Bridgette made sounds of agreement and all five teammates shouted "Team Victory!"
A yellow logo with a trophy was shown on screen.
Heather, Gwen, Ezekiel, Duncan, and Courtney began thinking of a team name before Sierra blurted out "Got it Team Chris is Really Really Really Really Awesome."
"What?" The rest of her teammates asked as a pink logo with Chris' face showed up.
While Alejandro, Noah, Owen, Tyler, and Izzy were thinking of a name Cody had an idea "Hey guys how about we do Team Champions."
"Interesting idea amigo, perhaps we should do that." Alejandro said "What do the rest of you think?"
The rest of the team muttered in agreement before all six teammates shouted "Team Champions!"
"All right, Team Victory you win a stick, Team Champions you win a goat, and Team Chris Is Really Really Really Really Awesome you win a camel." Chris said.
"So the guys who come in last get a camel and we get a stick?" Leshawna said angrily.
"All will be explained, if I feel like it, next time on, right here on Total...Drama Woooooorld Tour!" Chris closes off the episode.
Author's Note: So while this fic will be Zeke heavy, other characters will shine here. So here are some things I should address.
I had Duncan not quit because I want to properly build up Gwuncan.
I had Lindsay remember Tyler this episode because I didn't want that gag to go on for so long.
The animal curse will not be happening plain and simple.