Turnabout Proffesor, by Seven
John Phoenix was at his clean office in Japanifornia
"Hi Uncle Phoenix" he said to his uncle Phoenix Wright "Have you read the news paper ?"
"No" said Uncle Phoenix "I don't read the news paper I watch the news on TV but it's broken right now"
"OK here it is" said John Phoenix and he gave his Uncle Phoenix the news paper
"But I said I don't read the news paper" said Uncle Phoenix trying to hide the fact that he couldn't read
"Fine then I'll read it for you ok" said John Phoenix and he opened it to the front page "Strange Killer Escaps From Hell, Herlock Sholmes Is Searching For Him" said the head line
"Who is it" said Wright
"I don't know" said John Phoenix "It says here that the police don't know"
Then the phone rang and John Phoenix answered it
"Hi you're at the Wright place what you need"
"One defense attorney please" said the phone
"I shall be there right this instant" said John Phoenix and right that instant, they were at the quiet detention center
"What happened" said John Phoenix
"I don't know, I was just suddenly here for no reason" said the man "My name is Fahls Ahrr'ehst, I'm from Khurain"
"Wow what they arrested a foreign man?" said John Phoenix "Thats unforgivable, but dont worry, Im a defense attorney"
"You are?!" said Ahrr'ehst "then please defend me mister"
"OKAY" said John Phoenix
He put on the defenders badge of justice, because then everyone can tell hes a defense attorney, thats why Ahrr'est didn't know he was one
John Phoenix went home and went to sleep
The next day John Phoenix went to the brown courtroom
"I am here Mr, Ahrr'est" said John Phoenix
"Thank you for defending me" said Ahrr'est "I know you two can defend me"
"Do you know anything about the trial"
"Only that the prosecutor is your first enemy"
"Wait isn't that Winston Payne?" said John Phoenix
"Must be"
"Alright lets go Mr Phoenix" said Susato
John Phoenix and his aide went into the courtroom
"The court is in session" said the judge as he silenced the noisy gallery with his wooden gavel
"The defense is ready, your Honor" said John Phoenix
"I am also ready" said the man in the smart purple suit
"OH NO" shouted John Phoenix
"Who is that Mr Phoenix" said Susato
"That is, Susato" said John Phoenix "is my real first enemy, Wilt Wally"
"What why is he allowed to prosecute" said Susato
"Hey wow that's a great point" said John Phoenix "OBJECTION Your Honor, Wilt Wally can't prosecute"
"Why not" said the Judge
"Because he doesn't have a prosecutors badge"
"But no prosecutors have badges, but they wear suits, and Wally is wearing a suit, so it's fine" said Judge
"Okay Ill call my witness to the stand" said Wally
"WAIT" John Phoenix extended his arm at the prosecutor "Your supposed to make an opening statement you dunce"
"Oh right sorry" said Wally "I'm accusing the defendant of escaping from Hell"
"OBJECTION he has never been in Hell before" said John Phoenix
"Yes he has" said Wally "I show this photo to prove it"
Wallys photo showed the gray black and white photo of the Hell with Ahrr'ehst in Hell, it was from Hells security cameras
"But wheres the rest of the footage" said John Phoenix and he pointed at Wally "Specifically the part where he got out"
"I-I forgot it" Wally sweated
"Not likely" said John Phoenix "This means" he shouted in amazement as he hit the desks with his flat hands "that Ahrr'ehst" and he pointed again "Never escaped from Hell!"
"AAAAAAGH, YOU BASTARD" Wally raged, and he picked up his toupee and threw it across the room
It was there for like 2 seconds, every second was filled with sound of it flying, before it hit the wall, because John Phoenix had psychic powers, so he knew to hide under the desk
"You have shown your true face Mr Wally" said Phoenix
"But Mr Phoenix why didn't Mr Ahrr'ehst escape" said Susato "No prisoner of Hell would want to stay in Hell, he would want to leave"
"Dammit Susato stop being a prosecutor!" shouted John Phoenix
"Hmmm this is strange" said Judge
John Phoenix thought about the case, there was something strange here. And then he remembered what Ahrr'est said at the detention center, he got arrested for no reason
"Meaning..." John Phoenix slammed the desk from the sky "...That he wasn't already arrested, he was at HOME"
"YOU" shouted Wilt "You stop being smart"
"No" said John Phoenix "And the real person who escaped from Hell... is the only person here who was in Hell, and that person is on this profile"
"NO" shouted Wally "You can't prove it was me!"
"But I haven't even shown the profile yet" said John Phoenix
"WHY DID I SAY THAT" shouted Wally
"Because you're a horrible liar" said Susato
"That's Wright my sister" said John Phoenix and he pointed at Wally "Admit it Mr Wally, you escaped from Hell!"
"MR WAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYY" shouted Judge "THAT'S where I heard the name before"
Wally glared at John Phoenix before falling to the floor, dead.
"Well this was a most interesting trial" said the Judge "But I have no longer any doubts, on the charges of escaping from Hell and being in Hell, I pronounce the defendant Naht Ahrr'ehst NOT GUILTY"
Confetti fell from the roof, being thrown by Sholmes, and everyone was really happy especially Naht, the innocent defendant, who is going home at last.
When the trial ended, John Phoenix, Susato, Ryunosuke and Asogi all celebrated by going to eat chicken"
"You're paying" said Asogi eating his chicken
Phoenix glared at him, Naht forgot to pay him, so he pointed at the horny man
"OBJECTION!"
That was the end