The kids from the 2015 hit tv movie disney's descendants were all chillin like a villain on the school rooftop.
Coincidentally this was also wer there had been mal and bens wedding which the school funded because they were so perfect for eachother. This was in no way questionable bcuz look how kyuut they are!1!
The whole school was so down with this super cute ship, like you dont even know. They were like obsessed.
The principal walked up to the group of absolute best friends (jafars kid, evie, carlos, mal, background extras, ) with a big super smile. "yes i am her to inform u that ur all amazing at whatever ur doing, especially mal, who is, in no way, evil."
Mal smiled beautifully and thanked the principal. "haha lol thanks" she said with a perfectl smile.
"no problem" said the princidpal.
"also i wanna give u this key to the school because u and ben are #goals and your pure maidenly love has given me an old and single woman hope for a better tomorrow and shiz" she said and hugged mal.
"lmao thanks" said mal.
"no problem". then they shooed her away and laughed about her when she was gone.
Then ben and the goo came by and was so ANGRY at what they had sawn.
"mal-chan how dare u be so mean to principal woman she gave you all this stuff and u just dissed her?" said ben, being uncharacteristically smart.
When mal saw how disapointed her hubby was, she burst into tears.
"im sorry hubby i wont do it again"
"ok"
Then their 1-sec fight was finished and all was well.
"this is what got us cancelled? Really?", said a mysterious voice behind the gang of fairytale kids.
They were shocked. Suddenly, a purple-ish portal straight up appeared out of nowhere.
Mal looked at her leather wearing friends and said: "guys, plz protect me plz"
Evie, the evil girl that the plot hated, asked: "wait why do we have to? Why not do it yourself, you have actual magic.."
Mal: "bcuz im the queen also i forgot my street smarts and tricks from the first movie"
But before they could do anything, the portal closed, and five people stood where it once had been.
Immaculately dressed, these strangers were so well-dressed that they made mal and the gang seem like actual children, what with their ridiculous leather apparel and cringy hairstyles.
A blonde-haired girl stepped forward. "You guys have some nerve, getting us cancelled like that!"
A purple haired girl grabbed her shoulder, pulling her back. "Apple...calm down."
Everyone on team mal was shocked. "Wait who r u" said jafars kid. He wanted to say more, but he had used up his alotted screen time for this movie lmao
"We're students from Ever After High, and we heard that a bunch of imposters had taken our role as the most recognizable Fairy Tale Next Generation story. Not only that, you got us cancelled! How are we going to graduate now?! How will we resolve the twisted plot? Now we'll never know...!" replied Madeline, who almost lunged at the group, ready to beat the "%ยค# out of them.
Despite Madeline's cutesy style and short height, the descendants group were infact so afraid, so terrified, so spooked by her that Jane, the mousy background character, ran away - but as always, no one noticed. She rejoiced her swift escape by signing up to Konoha's ninja academy which was located in the neighboring town. There, she was actually useful to the plot.
"wait plz dont kill us minna-tachi im a pwince" said ben.
"hey ben u've been kinda weird today i never noticed that ur a weeb" said mal who didnt know this about her own husband.
"ye i thought it was pretty obvious. I mean im married to u" and then everyone looked at mal and realized she always dresses as a league of lengends cosplayer, so it makes sense for ben to be in love with her.
"huh", said audrey, who had legit been so confused about this whole mal and ben thing for three movies, and even became evil because of it smh.
"i dodged a bullet there haha" she said and left. With that, she actually finally began to act proactively and independantly in her life.
"my name is lonnie", said mulan and shang's daughter suddenly. Having said all she needed to say, she joined jafars kid at the end credits.
"So? What do you have to say for yourself?" said Raven Queen, their leader, and all around better character.
Mal looked around, saw that no one could save her except her weeb husband, and promptly burst into tears. "I'm sorry! I'll talk to D#sney to get you guys back on television", she promised.
"You can do that?" asked Briar Beauty, not believing her.
"...No." she admitted. Her initial plan of lying, and then waiting for the plot to save her/ chastice her for lying was a bust for some reason...huh.
"nooooo plz dont hurt me im fragile i bruise super easily" said mal and cried a river.
Literally no one in the Ever After group cared, they were so annoyed with this.
"Hey! Stop crying! You're wrecking my rep...ugh!" said Faybelle Thorn, the daughter of Maleficent, who had a love interest without totally getting a 180 on her personality.
"halt you fiends how dare you attack the queen" said a bunch of royal soldiers who burst into the room.
"We didn't even do anything...", said Raven exasperatedly.
"And in any case, aren't you supposed to be all tough and fierce? Where did all that go? After you hook up with a prince, you abandon your central core beliefs, and just keep on golddigging, is that it?
How we managed to get cancelled while this mediocre show survived is beyond me. I mean, seriously?
You had one job...getting that wand to your mother, and yet some blond boy who winked at you is enough to uproot your will power? How do your friends even tolerate you? You totally sold them out to get ahead. You always have to get saved, you cry a bunch literally every movie, and yet you always try and act like you're some cool girl that's too good for everyone. Are you kidding me?"
"thats not true...ben loves me and i like him too!" said mal unconvincingly.
"And that's another thing. You are literally a home wrecker...you know that, right? You actively sabotaged a relationship so that you could have him, even though he had another girl...and somehow you're the good guy? Is this what D!sney teaches kids these days...?" said Raven, throughly done with Mal as a person.
"no...u just don't get it...im rotten 2 the core, im the queen of mean, its goin down and bad is the new good!" screamed mal as she was takem away to maximum security prison for being such an immense embarrassment to fairy tale kind.
"huh, i never noticed how annoying and generally unlikeable her character is" said a random royal guard. "now i can go and pursue my life long dream of spitting bars and rapping!" and then he ran away, frolicking in the sun with the other royal guards who were 100% less annoyed daily.
"Then...does this mean that we'll be back on TV?" asked Madeline Hatter with a frown.
"Who knows?" replied Apple.
They all sighed, and then looked straight into the camera.
"Who know indeed." they all said in unison.