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Omegarealism didn't know how when it all started but he damned to say if he didn't like his current situation. Locked away in a jail cell within the confines of Konohagakure waiting for his imminent execution.
He didn't know what came over him when he met some Konoha. He ran his mouth, ranting and insulting some random ninja and also knowing too much to simply be ignored.
"I remember it as if it was yesterday." Omegacunt outwardly mused.
"It was yesterday." Interjected Omega's cellmate.
"Shut up bob!"
Flashback.
Omegadick eyes gazed upon the Konoha ninja before him. He let his mouth do its job.
"99.9% of all ninjas and their techniques in front of me are complete and totally trash. Naive immature stupid ass over forgiving limp dick gay ass virgins who make garbage techniques. And all ninjas who make their techniques be useless, either pointless, outshined should be tortured with a worthless technique themselves then tell me will you forgive me if I do these things to you, your kids, your spouse, or any of your loved ones. Also, all Uchiha must be. Brutally tortured and slowly painfully and brutally killed. Fucking Uchiha trash fucking limp dick naive fat ass stupid virgin trash. Also to all you dumb fucks out there. If you're an Uchiha, have fun dying as an unloved nasty ass ugly virgin. I Fucking Hate Low life trash! I fucking hate limp dick Uchihas. I fucking hate stupid ass emo kids. Also, try forcing me, my wife or my kids to ever conform to your Uchiha bullshit and I'll kill 10000 Uchiha in one fucking night for threatening my household so fucking try me you stupid fucks I'll kill all your all worthless trash anyhow."
"And Naruto is the son of the fourth Hokage."
End Flashback.
"Good times. Good times." Omegapleb rested his back along the cold prison wall.
"You're about to be executed, I don't see how you can be so calm about this."
"Shut up Bob!" Omegafantasy snapped.
"Who or what the fuck is a bob? Is it something you eat? Apples?"
"Hey Omegacunt, time for your execution." A lone security guard opened up the jail cell and dragged out Omegastinker out, much to his demay.
At the execution stand."Any lost words Omegaasshole?" Hiruzen Sarutobi questioned as Omegaprick nodded. Once again, leaving his mouth to do the work.
"This village is full of nothing but brain dead donkeys who cant do shit to save their lives. All you dumb ass new age ninja need to get the fuck out of the ninja category. Go back to wherever you are from because you can't do basic ninja shit at all. And all you dumb ass young useless fuckin children get the fuck outta this ninja village you dumb fucks. Maybe your mothers should have fucking done and ordered and commanded of them and swallowed your asses instead having it dumped in her dirty nasty ass third rate ninja vag. Fucking gross as fuck."
"Also Naruto is the reincarnation of ninja God."
The guillotine was dropped.
The end.