In the land of Hyrule, there echoes a legend, a legend held dearly by the Royal Family that tells of a boy…

A boy who, was really fast and… wait a sec… this should be Japanese text now I guess…

'Cuz this run changed recently, this used to be the Any% but then a new trick was found and this became "Defeat Majora" I guess?

Oh, right, right… Anyways, the boy left Hyrule to go find Navi and that's why you hear this noise...

It was a few days after young Stink- I mean, Link had successfully defeated Ganondorf. He was currently riding on Epona, his horse, through Kokiri Forest - or, at least, a forest similar to that -, looking for Navi, who had gone missing as of recently.

It seemed like a peaceful day, but Link himself was still fatigued from both the most recent battle and the fact that his trusty yet very talkative fairy companion wasn't there.

Then suddenly, a Skull Kid with a strange mask, which we know as Majora's Mask, appeared out of nowhere, and with a chuckle, they knocked the legendary hero off of his horse, onto the forest ground.

Along with the Skull Kid were two fairies: one with a soft yellow hue around her, and one with a deep purple hue around him. Their names were Tatl and Tael respectively, and they were siblings.

The Skull Kid laughed once more, startling Epona big-time and causing her to gallop at quite the speed, but Link grabbed one of her hind legs just in time in an attempt to remain by her side.

However, his grasp turned out to be too feeble, as his hands soon slipped and he was forced to roll himself into a ball, automatically keeping on rolling until a tree stump acted as some sort of ramp, sending him flying in quite a fancy fashion… until he fell head-first into a large, pink flower of sorts.

In almost an equally fancy fashion, the Skull Kid showed up again, on their own this time.

Where was Epona? She most likely got away and lost in major fear, who knows. And where were Tatl and Tael? Neither do I know, honestly.

"'Sup?" the Skull Kid said. "Your horse sucks. I killed it and it's dead and now you're f'ed 'cause I'm really cool and strong."

Link looked at the imp in both disbelief and skepticism. How could they have done that with their bare hands? Oh, wait… there was something about that mask they wore… something both enchanting and disenchanting. Maybe that mask was the cause, but how exactly?

Our favourite Hylian hero then made an 'I'll be keeping all of my senses on you' kind of face to the strange creature, as well as the side/stank eye.

"Hey, why don't you shut up?!" the Skull Kid then exclaimed as they snapped their fingers and apparently used magic of sorts on Link.

Link was turned into a Deku. Quite a humanoid one, yes… oops, that was the wrong Deku. The Midoriya kind, to be exact.

"Wait…"

With another snap of the fingers, the green-clad hero had now turned into a Deku… to be exact, a Deku Scrub.

Not knowing exactly what had happened to him, he looked at the river in which the flower he stood on found itself, at his reflection.

'You're ugly' one of the senses inside of his head said in a stoic tone, making Link himself scream like the Deku Scrub that he currently was.

"There we go!" the Skull Kid said in a cheery tone. "I'm a chad! And you're a scrub. Skull Kid, out!" And while shooting the bird with both of their hands, they were off at quite the speed.

Tatl the fairy, in the meantime, was now at Deku Link's side, and she briefly pointed a gun at him, until one question popped up in her.

"So" she said, "uh, haha… wanna be best pals?"

Deku Link shrugged with an obvious gesture and his eyelids being shown for one-fourth. (Feel free to insert the iconic Seinfeld theme at this point.)

A little later, Deku Link found himself in a somewhat dark stone hallway of sorts, through which he made sure to go as quickly as possible.

Then suddenly, the Happy Mask Salesman suddenly appeared from behind a random pillar.

"You-" he tried.

To seek distraction while heading out, Deku Link quickly peeked in his inventory, which, so far, was empty.

"...'ve met-"

Another peek.

"Wait-"

Peek number three.

"Come-"

Peek number four…

"Back!"

And after the fifth peek, our 'cursed' hero swiftly found himself outside, leaving the Happy Mask Salesman a tad befuddled and annoyed.