My Custom Skatoony Episodes Season 3
Episode 1 Three Firsties
( On today's show of Skatoony three toon characters finally become contestants )
( In the green box was boy called Michael in the pink box was a boy called Andrew in the blue box was a girl called Kelly in the red box was a man with a feather in his hat ( Walt Dilladong ) In the purple box was an orange oragutan ( Stanley ) And in the yellow box was a mummy with a hat on his head ( Maurice )
Announcer: Welcome to Skatoony the show where kids and toons compete for prizes now go high and low for the hosts of the show it's Chudd Chudders.
( Chudd had trouble getting out of the curtain on the stairs )
Chudd: Hi folks has anyone seen my glasses?
Announcer: And the Earl.
Earl: Yeah.
Chudd: What do you say Earl?
Earl: I say we meet the contestants say hello to Michael Walt Dilladong Andrew Stanley Kelly and Maurice the mummy.
Maurice: Oh boy I'm so happy to finally be a contestant along with these other two people.
Stanley: Yeah it's about time.
Walt: I hope there aren't any hungry frogs around here like what happened to me last time.
Chudd: Don't worry Charles installed a no hungry frogs sigh yesterday now listen up to the rules of the quiz all you gotta do is stay in the game for three rapid fire rounds we're going to knock two of you out at the end of round one and drop the second pair of losers at the end of round two that will leave two contestants battling it out to see who goes through to the Skatoony quiz champ challenge once there they will be playing for fame glory and have the chance to become this weeks champion and win a prize.
Maurice: Oh I do hope I win that prize.
Chudd: Don't get you're hopes up Maurice now let's start round one with the game we always play called.
BANG ON OR BOGUS
Chudd: Okay crazy daises here's how it works I'm going to say a bunch of silly stuff some of it is true and some of it is false all you gotta do is decide what's bang on true and bogusly false so if you think it's true you buzz in and shout.
Contestants: Bang on.
Chudd: And if you think it's false you shout.
Contestants: Bogus.
Chudd: You got it and the end of the round the two lowest scoring players and voted out of town and we have as long as it takes for Jake and Sarah to build a Lego house.
Jake: Let's start from the beginning shall we?
Chudd: Here we go broccoli was discovered in 1957.
( Buzz )
Chudd: Maurice.
Maurice: Oh that would definitely be bogus Mr Chudd.
( Ding )
Chudd: Correct Emma Roberts is the daughter of Julia Roberts.
( Buzz )
Chudd: Kelly.
Kelly: Bogus?
( Ding )
Chudd: Correct flying in an aeroplane is statistically safer than driving a car.
( Buzz )
Chudd: Michael.
Michael: Bang on.
( Ding )
Chudd: Correct the dark side of the moon is the same as the fat side of the moon.
( Buzz )
Chudd: Walt.
Walt: Bogus mate.
( Ding )
Chudd: Correct as a human body grows larger it's number of bones gets smaller.
( Buzz )
Chudd: Stanley.
Stanley: Bogus.
( Fart noise )
Chudd: Incorrect it's bang on a surgeon once held the world record for the fastest game of Operation.
( Buzz )
Chudd: Kelly.
Kelly: Bang on?
( Ding )
Chudd: Bizarre but it's correct Bangalore is the Silicon Valley Of India.
( Buzz )
Chudd: Michael.
Michael: Bang on.
( Ding )
Chudd: Correct coffee originated in Brazil.
( Buzz )
Chudd: Andrew welcome to the game.
Andrew: Bang on?
( Fart noise )
Chudd: No it's bogus the sport saved from extinction by President Theodore Roosevelt was football.
( Buzz )
Chudd: Maurice.
Maurice: Bang on.
( Ding )
Chudd: Correct and we're nearly out of time the trampoline was invented by a sixteen year old.
( Buzz )
Chudd: Michael.
Michael: Bogus.
( Fart noise )
Chudd: It's bang on the oldest library in the UK can be found in Manchester.
( Buzz )
Chudd: Walt.
Walt: Bang on mate.
( Ding )
Chudd: Correct and.
Sarah: All done.
Jake: Let's show it to mom and dad.
Chudd: That's the end of the round.
Final scores
Michael 3
Walt 2
Andrew 0
Stanley 0
Kelly 2
Maurice 2
Chudd: So round one is done and dusted and time to look at the scores and I can say that the ones going our are not Walt not Michael not Kelly or Maurice ( beat ) It's Andrew and Stanley.
Stanley: What no fair this is my first time as a contestant and I already lost?
Chudd: Some animals can really accept defeat sometimes sing it Earl.
THANKS FOR PLAYING BUT YOU'RE OUTTA HERE
YOU GAVE IT A GO BUT YOU'RE OUTTA HERE
DON'T HANG AROUND TOWN CAUSE YOU'RE OUTTA HERE
ITS TIME TO GO CAUSE THAT'S THE SHOW AND YOU'RE OUTTA HERE YEAH
( Andrew and Stanley were ejected into the angry bees world )
Stanley: ( Screams ) Bees.
Chudd: Okay then so we said goodbye to Stanley and Andrew now let's get more quizzical in a game of.
COLOUR ME QUIZZY
Chudd: All right turnip toes I'm going to ask some questions the answer will always be either purple brown or yellow when you think you know the answer just did you're face in the correct colour and bash that buzzer the two highest scoring players are through to round three and the lowest scoring players get the boot and you have until Earl wakes up Hustimb.
( Earl was trying to wake up Hustimb )
Earl: Wake up Hustimb you're missing all the fun.
Hustimb: ( Snores ) Don't wanna.
Chudd: Let's play what colour do you get when you mix red and blue?
( Buzz )
Chudd: Kelly.
Kelly: Purple.
( Ding )
Chudd: Correct what colour are bananas?
( Buzz )
Chudd: Michael.
Michael: Yellow.
( Ding )
Chudd: Right what colour is mud?
( Buzz )
Chudd: Michael again.
Michael: Brown.
( Ding )
Chudd: Top quizzing Michael what colour are lemons?
( Buzz )
Chudd: Walt.
Walt: Yellow mate.
( Ding )
Chudd: Correct what colour is Indiana Jones's hat?
( Buzz )
Chudd: Maurice.
Maurice: Yellow?
( Fart noise )
Chudd: No brown what colour rhymes with the word frown?
( Buzz )
Chudd: Kelly.
Kelly: Uh brown.
( Ding )
Chudd: Well done what colour is Hugo from Jungledyret?
( Buzz )
Chudd: Kelly.
Kelly: Yellow.
( Ding )
Chudd: Correct how are you doing Earl?
( Earl was playing a trumpet as a way to wake Hustimb )
Chudd: Looks like we're nearly done what colour is Tinky Winky from the Teletubbies?
( Buzz )
Chudd: Kelly.
Kelly: Purple.
Chudd: Correct and I think.
( Earl blew an airhorn waking up Hustimb in the process )
Hustimb: ( Screams ) What's wrong what happened?
Chudd: That's the end of the round.
Final scores
Michael 2
Walt 1
Kelly 3
Maurice 0
Chudd: So after that colourful round of quizzing I can reveal that we're saying goodbye to Maurice and Walt.
Walt: Aw great this is worse when I got attacked by a dingo I was taming for a circus act.
Chudd: Well that is when you switched to taming frogs but you and Maurice and outta here hit it Earl.
YOU'RE OUTTA HERE
( Maurice and Walt Dilladong were ejected into the angry bees world )
Maurice: Oh no bees.
Walt: ( Screams )
Chudd: Well too bad for our toon contestants that finally become contestants but the show must go on so stick around to see who's going into the final in.
SKATOONY
( After the break )
Chudd: Welcome back chuckle chins so Earl who's left?
Earl: Its kid v kid with Michael and Kelly.
Chudd: And now it's time for a very messy game of.
HOO FLUNG DUNG
Chudd: Now listen up Hoo the artistic gorilla is going to paint a picture buzz in when you know what it is he's painting just try not to get some of his um paint on you now the player with the most points goes through to the Skatoony quiz champ challenge the loser goes home.
Earl: Ready Hoo? Start painting.
Hoo: Hoo always makes sure his paint isn't out of date before going onstage.
( Hoo began the first picture )
( Buzz )
Chudd: Kelly.
Kelly: Is it a chicken?
( Ding )
Chudd: It is a chicken.
( Hoo began the next picture )
( Buzz )
Chudd: Michael.
Michael: Uh a fan.
( Ding )
Chudd: Is the right answer next picture Hoo.
( Hoo began the next picture )
( Buzz )
Chudd: Michael.
Michael: A boat?
( Fart noise )
Chudd: No it's not a boat.
( Buzz )
Chudd: Kelly.
Kelly: A flashlight.
( Ding )
Chudd: Correct.
( Hoo began the next picture )
( Buzz )
Chudd: Kelly.
Kelly: A duck.
( Ding )
Chudd: Correctamundo.
( Hoo started the next picture )
( Buzz )
Chudd: Michael.
Michael: Is it a hairdryer?
( Ding )
Chudd: It is a hairdryer.
( Hoo began the next picture )
( Buzz )
Chudd: Kelly.
Kelly: A stethoscope.
( Ding )
Chudd: Top quizzing Kelly.
Hoo: Hoo tired now time for bed.
Chudd: And that's the end of the round.
Michael 2
Kelly 4
Chudd: And by looking at the scores I can reveal that Kelly is our runaway winner which means she goes through to the Skatoony quiz champ challenge sorry Michael you played like a professional but I'm we gotta say.
YOU'RE OUTTA HERE
( Michael was ejected into the angry bees world )
Chudd: So Kelly you made it through a mummy a frog tamer and a orangutan but you now you must face.
THE SKATOONY QUIZ CHAMP CHALLENGE
Chudd: Kelly you have ninety seconds to score ten correct questions succeed and win a fantastic prize but if you fail you leave with Hoo's paint all over you are you ready to do this?
Kelly: Yes.
Chudd: Then let's start now.
Chudd: What is the second colour of a rainbow?
Kelly: Orange.
( Ding )
Chudd: Correct what year did Star Wars The Phantom Menace came out?
Kelly: 1999.
( Ding )
Chudd: Correct who is the most recent DLC character in Smash Bros Ultimate?
Kelly: Kazuya Mishima.
( Ding )
Chudd: Correct which famous Muppet character is a frog?
Kelly: Kermit.
( Ding )
Chudd: Correct how old is Joe Biden as of today?
Kelly: Seventy eight.
( Ding )
Chudd: Correct true or false cheese is made from milk?
Kelly: True.
( Ding )
Chudd: Correct stop the clock okay Kelly you are halfway through the ninety seconds of the quiz champ challenge in forty five seconds you managed to score six points but Earl's willing to help you out in.
EARL'S HALFWAY DEAL
Earl: All right Kelly listen up I'm going to offer you two extra points tacking you up to eight but I'm also going to take away fifteen of you're remaining forty five seconds off your time that will leave you thirty seconds to score two points so do you want that deal?
Kelly: Deal.
Earl: Yeah.
Chudd: Okay Kelly you have thirty seconds to score two points and go.
Chudd: Which electronic music duo is known for there songs Red Alert Do Your Thing and Where's Your Head At?
Kelly: Uh Basement Jaxx.
( Ding )
Chudd: Correct who played the Fourth Doctor in Doctor Who?
Kelly: Tom Baker.
Chudd: Correct and Kelly with ten points in under ninety seconds you are this weeks Skatoony champion.
Earl: Yeah.
Kelly: I did it woohoo.
Chudd: Well done Kelly well that's all for today folks but we'll be back with more cartoons and kids quizzing out here on.
SKATOONY
End of episode