Once I was looking at pictures of Kaa the Python (you know, from the Jungle Book) on Google I wished that I could live with him. It might sound crazy because he is a villain. He tries to eat people. But I really wanted to escape from the stupid civilisation and live with a snake as long a size as Kaa was.

It was midnight and New Year's Day had started. I took off the door-handle to my room so nobody could enter; my clothes were already off once I was halfway through the pictures and while I watched a clip of the second encounter from the Jungle Book. I didn't want to sleep in the bed because man fabricated it and I wanted to sleep somewhere that man did not fabricate. My only choice was to sleep on the wooden floor.

While I was sleeping, I heard my mother and brother come down the hallway, my mother taking my brother to bed. I waited and remained in the bedroom until every single being was sound asleep that they couldn't hear me. Once I had waited that long, I walk out the bedroom, placing the door-handle back on the door to let it close quietly. I also hid the handle in the cupboard in the laundry that was between my what-used-to-be brother's and what-used-to-be my bedrooms.

I walked out the door in the laundry figuring out how I could lock myself out. Without anything to think of, I walked out the kitchen door instead (it was the entrance to the garage and was where I usually walked out to go somewhere else. I locked myself out, jumped over my mother's car, and walked out the back where my swimming pool was. There was a fountain at the back of the area, and that's where I climbed upon and jumped over the fence.

Now I had regretted what I had done because I was still naked and people were driving their cars on the freeway. I didn't have any care; nobody would be awake at that time of night in the streets to see me. So I had to wander around in search of a natural bush to live in.

I decided to go to the Lake of Gwelup. At the lake, I walked into what was supposed to be a short cut. But I saw another path that led to the opposite side. That way would've been my future home (if I could even find a snake Kaa's size). I walked down that path to see that the place was indeed natural. The next thing I had to find was a place to sleep, and I saw one in front of an under-covering tree. Lots of sticks and twigs covered it. I just crawled under the bed anyway; hoping there were no cobwebs otherwise there would be spiders. So I closed my eyes and went to sleep.

As I woke up the next day because of the sun, I made my own preparations of food and water. I had to drink the lake water, which was not sweet and would've made me vomit. I also had to eat sticks and leaves, which were not good either but were the only things for an animal to eat. Without waiting for a snake or a human to show up, I decided to walk further into the wilderness to get as far away from civilisation as possible.

I had come up to a dead end because there was no more paths but the water itself. I needed to find a tree to stay upon so I that would not be seen. There was a tree and I sat down near it. Suddenly something hauled me into the tree by coils. I realised what or who it was, it was my new parent, a snake.

As my rescuer pulled me right up, I said, 'My hero.'

'Yes, I am your hero,' said the snake in a tenor voice. 'I like your kind.' He wrapped my ankle.

'Your voice sounds familiar to a voice I have heard not so long ago,' I said.

'Of course it does,' said the snake with a giggle. 'I am Kaa the Python.'

'Oh, are you really?'

'Yes.'

'Ah, that's weird. My favourite celebrity has finally rescued me from man.'

'Well, I was going to help you stay in the wilderness,' said Kaa.

'Of course you can help me, Kaa,' I said. 'You are my parent or guardian; aren't you?'

'Yes I am your parent,' answered Kaa.

'I believe you are going to keep me safe in your coils for ever and ever and ever and ever and ever?'

'That's true, son. Daddy's going to keep you wrapped into his coils for all eternity. You can even sleep in them; it will be so comfortable for you. I know what you will be able to eat or drink if you'll only look me in the eyes.'

'Is this one of your tricks, Kaa,' I asked, 'or should I trust in you for this?'

'Oh, don't worry, son,' explained Kaa, sounding very honest, 'you will get everything you wish for. You will be able to eat anything and drink anything. So look into my eyes.'

And so I obeyed what my dad told me. He was supposed to have hypnotic powers but I told myself that it could be something different. As I stared into those eyes, I felt my whole life has changed. I felt like I never lived around the human race, that I felt like I had always lived in the wilderness.

So I had fallen to sleep and fell off the tree trunk until Kaa saved me. I rested on his soft belly as he rocked me about. I then began to slide down the body and end up wrapped in Kaa's coils. He was one of the longest snakes there ever has been. I wasn't fast asleep, to remind you. Kaa rubbed his head on mine and moaned with love.

Something or somebody must have tugged on his tail because I felt a shutter and Kaa muttering,

'What now?' Then I heard a conversation coming from down below.

'Hello, Kaa,' said a man's voice

'Oh, hello, Sam. How do you do?' said Kaa.

'I just came to tell you, have you ever noticed a naked boy come down this path. I saw him with my own eyes last night and was reminded that he was breaking the law.' I gasped quietly because he was talking about "me". 'So when I find him he will go straight to jail for nudity in public.'

'Oh, I'm sorry. There is no boy around here anymore. He must've tried to go around this bush in the water but was killed by a dangerous lake creature.'

'Is that a fact? Well, don't believe what you are telling me. Might have you eaten him by any chance?'

'Oh, well, not ever.'

'Prove it. Bring down the rest of your body so I can see that something or nothing is hidden inside you.'

And so that was what Kaa did, he even had to let go of me, which had annoyed me so much that I would tell my parent off. So everything seemed to have been shown to the man down below and Kaa had proved he hadn't eaten a thing ever.

'Very well, then,' said the man. 'What are you doing up there anyway?'

'Well,' replied Kaa, 'I am just relaxing. But, to tell you, I cannot find any food; I have a miserable life without anything to eat. I cannot sleep without food in my tummy.'

'Why haven't you told me this before?' said Sam.

'Because I wanted to keep you alive until now.'

'What does that mean?'

'Look into my eyes.'

So then, I recognised what was going on down there. Kaa hypnotised the man so that he could devour him. I gave myself a chance to see what was going on down there now that it was quiet. Kaa ordered Sam to sleep which he did, then wrapped him up in his coils. Kaa picked up the man and put him in his mouth slowly.

After he devoured the man, Kaa murmured to himself in shame, 'Oh, who would want to harm such an innocent helpless child? He must've had such a bad life back in his old home.' Then he said, sounding more serious and threatening, 'But I'll look after him if nobody else can. I will promise to keep him in my coils for the rest of his life or our lives, so we could die together. Never mind this, entire son!' he called out to me. 'I'm coming back up.'

I was very happy that he was doing so. As he had come all the way back upon the trunk of the tree, he wrapped his body around my entire naked skin - except for my feet, neck and head.

'Much better,' I said.

'Now I will keep you safe from everybody else,' he said. 'I will never let anything bad happen to you. You will always be my boy, always.'

'You said that already.'

'When?'

'I said that when you were down there after you had eaten that man.'

'Oh, you heard me?'

'Yes I did.'

'Ok, then, less arguing and more caring,' said Kaa. He rubbed his head on mine and moaned with love once again. Eventually, he brought me down to the surface and slithered towards the lake water. I prepared myself by holding my breath. 'No need,' Kaa said, all of a sudden. 'You are able to breathe under water just like me now.'

'I didn't know that,' I replied.

'Oh, but I gave you the power, my boy,' said Kaa.

'I thought you could only use hypnotic powers.'

'Oh, but I have more than that, son.'

The snake brought me inside the water, I still breathing. The whole scape contained tree-like plants, sea serpents, leeches (which had not charged to suck my blood), and rocks with under-water plants covering them. I hadn't noticed any fish at this time of the trip underwater; perhaps they were avoiding everything that could harm them.

We came out of the water on another side of the whole reserve. Down a distance, I detected the broad walk balcony where every person could view the marvellous landscape. I expected that they were also able to see my guardian and me from all the way over there. Somebody would call somebody else to come and take me away from my dad harmfully.

Kaa dragged me on further into the wilderness close to the water of the lake. He didn't stop slithering until we hid in some long plants sticking out of the earth. Then very slowly, he turned his attention to mine.

'I have a very good surprise for you,' he said cheerfully, but quietly so nobody else was listening.

'What can it be, father?' I said.

'I brought you someplace where you will eat your food,' he said, 'but we can also eat at our location back there.'

'Isn't the whole landscape our home?' I said.

'What? That's what I haven't thought about for years.' He pondered and pondered until he simply answered my question, 'Indeed the whole lake and ground surrounding it belongs to us. We can move out wherever we want, silly boy. Now enough chatting and let's dig into this fresh supply of vegetables.'

He bit some plants viciously which felt to me quiet wrong. I had been thinking that snakes wouldn't eat plants; they would be carnivorous. Without any more questions, I reached out and took a bite at some plants, which tasted to me like ordinary vegetables and fruit.

When each of us had finished devouring these plants, Kaa slithered back to the water. But he didn't just go straight in; he turned back to me, poking out his tongue quickly.

'Let's get a drink if we're thirsty as we swim throughout the water,' he suggested.

'What about those ducks over there?' I asked, as I noticed ducks flying towards the water and resting there. They also poked their beaks inside as if catching some fish or a drink. They flew off cowardly by some mysterious shout.

'Oh, what bad would those duckies do?' he said. 'Let's just move on.'

And so he slithered inside the lake. During my ride, I did feel thirsty that I took some sips of the cold and fresh-to-me water. 'Time for a drink,' Kaa said happily, after my sips. He seemed to have done the same thing when I heard his remark.

We lived a happy life afterwards: I was always tied up in Kaa's coils, even when I slept; we had always hid upon the same tree every time; not only did I eat greens but sticks, twigs and leaves; we always drank form the river. I had always needed to pee for how much I love being rested in those soft, smooth and nice coils which Kaa didn't mind me doing because he said he liked to feel that stuff; I agreed with him after getting used to it. He seemed to act like his original counterpart (from the book) and if you are familiar with the Disney cartoon then the book is suggested to you.