The List
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Chapter 1: The Box
Noah Puckerman was going through the box, of things Carole Hummel gave him after Finn's death. When he came across a piece of paper, it had Kurt Hummel-Anderson's handwriting on it. The list had words that described him to a tee, and at the bottom of the paper, it said, "God, if Puck was gay he'd be my perfect dream guy! I hope no one finds this list, or Puck would kill me if this information got back to him. There is no way, he'd let me, 'The resident fairy' ride Puckzilla!" Noah didn't look at anything else in the box after that and changed his Facebook Status to, single not looking. Before he started texting Kurt's father Burt or Quinn for most of the night.
A month later, he texted Kurt and asked him to meet him at a park outside town. When Kurt gets there, he has his daughter Liza Marie and as she goes to play in a sandbox. Kurt says, "Dad, told me you found the list. Look, Puck, I wrote that list before I met Blaine and I never meant for anyone to find it."
Noah looks at Liza Marie as he says, "I know, Kurt, but someone did find it!" Then Noah starts rubbing his face and says, "I dumped Quinn, after I found the list, Kurt! Because after I read it. I found myself liking the idea of being with you! Kurt, until now, I thought I was supposed to be with Quinn, but for the past month. All I have thought about doing, is being that dream guy you wanted back in high school! Kurt, I love you and I know you're with Blaine."
Then Noah storms off before he hears Liza Marie say, "Papa gave Dada papers from the coat house, Nono." Then she says to Kurt, "Tell Nono, you love him too, Dada! Queenie and G' Pa Burt have been trying to get you to tell Nono you love him for a while! Now, tell him!"
But Kurt doesn't get to tell him anything because Noah was kissing him and putting him on his lap as he sits at a picnic table. As they break from the kiss, Noah says, "Ha, first off, that was awesome and second…" Then he puts his hand on the bulge in his jeans and says, "Puckzilla liked it too, Princess."
Soon the men were at Kurt's house, putting Liza Marie down for a nap and going to Kurt's room. As Kurt sets on the bed, Noah hurriedly strips off his clothes, and the moment Kurt sees Puckzilla, he licks his lips. Then Noah smirks and says, "Ha, by the look on your face, Princess. I guess this is the first time you have seen Puckzilla."
Kurt blushes and says, "I remember when I was on the football team, you and the other players were afraid of me staring!"
Noah puts Kurt's hand on Puckzilla as he says, "I'm Puckzilla, and I'm not afraid to let my Princess look at me anymore."
After this, they were both naked and Kurt was running his fingers along Noah's pucker. As soon as he felt the scars, Noah stopped him and says, "I was raped with the fat end of a baseball bat during basic training and no, I was never fucked by another dick. I did suck several guys off though, and let's just say I liked it. Look, I don't know, what Quinn or your dad told you, Kurt, but I told them about what happened when I found that list."
Kurt just wipes a tear from Noah's cheek as he says, "They just told me something bad happened to you and that you were gay now."
Before long, Kurt was inside Noah, as the two men were kissing to keep quiet while Liza Marie slept. Before they switched positions, Noah says, "Just so you know, I only showered with another guy, when I was with Santana."
Kurt says with a smile, "Matt told me. Now, fuck me, Puck!" Noah kisses Kurt as he enters him and whispers, "Call me Noah."
By this time, Liza Marie had woken up from her nap. The two men made love to each other several times before getting dressed.
Then, as Noah held Liza Marie on his lap while watching television, Blaine came by, and Noah heard her growl before she whispered, "No more bath time wiff Poopy Blan."
Blaine didn't stay long after he saw Noah and only came to get things he left there. But not before he saw Noah mouthing, "I know!" As he glances at Liza Marie.
Chapter 2 will be up soon