"You got fired again?" I asked Charmy as he was back behind my computer once more.

"Remind me to never buy my games at Game Mania! And also kick Vector in the balls if you see him!" Charmy angrily replied to me.

"Don't worry, I already took care of that. I also managed to find you a new job while I was at it." I told Charmy.

"Really, huh? What's it this time?" Charmy asked me curiously.

"Free Record Shop. It's a place that sells crap related to music." I told Charmy.

"Alright." Charmy nodded before the scene cut to him working at a Free Record Shop store.

"Welcome to Free Record Shop. How the fuck may I help you today?" Charmy asked his first customer.

"Hi there! I'd like to buy the new Miley Cyrus cd!" Wart Jr. from Animal Crossing told Charmy.

"Miley Cyrus' music is equal to someone buying a $2 Casio at the Goodwill and throwing it down the stairs. And besides, why the hell would an adult male like yourself want to buy a Miley Cyrus cd?" Charmy asked Wart Jr. bluntly.

"Shut the hell up, you fucking brat. Miley Cyrus is fun and clean, so don't go criticizing my taste in music. I'm just going to download her new album on Spotify. Go die in a car crash, for all I care, you son of a bitch." Wart Jr. told Charmy before leaving the store.

"No, you go die in a car crash, you dumb fuck!" Charmy fired back. "Next!" He told the next customer.

"I'd like to buy a Justin Bieber cd, please." Mabel Pines told Charmy with the biggest grin she could pull.

"Justin Bieber's music is like the soundtrack to a vasectomy. Can't you buy a Led Zeppelin cd instead? That stuff is like the anthem of manliness." Charmy told Mabel.

"Oh, fuck this. I'm going to download Justin Bieber's music on Spotify." Mabel said as she left the store.

"Fine, we don't want your business anyway." Charmy replied before moving on to the next customer. "What do you want?" He asked said customer.

"Hey! Can I get a Skrillex cd to take home to Pandora?" Claptrap from Borderlands asked Charmy.

"What kind of robot drugs does it take to enjoy Skrillex's music? Seriously, I've seen more complexity in a couch from IKEA." Charmy told Pandora.

"You better get used to the sound of the dub, grandpa! 'Cause it's the only music that'll survive the Great Digital Event Horizon of 2033! Booyah!" Claptrap replied.

"Great, another reason to die young." Charmy sarcastically replied.

"You gonna get me my Skrillex cd or what?" Claptrap then asked Charmy.

"You're a robot, right? Why don't you download that shit onto your harddrive or whatever cloud storage you have inside you." Charmy suggested.

"Nah, buying a physical copy is way more authentic. Plus, Steve would love it if I brought him back a souvenir from Earth." Claptrap replied.

"Do you ever shut up?" Charmy asked in annoyance at Claptrap's constant chatter.

"You think I'm annoying? Well, you haven't heard Steve! All he can say is "Heyoooo!"" Claptrap replied before Charmy gave him a swift blow to the head, knocking him out cold.

"Finally shut that obnoxious waste of metal and circuitry up." Charmy sighed in relief. "Next!" He then called to the next customer.

"Charmy?" Silver the Hedgehog asked in surprise.

"Silver?" Charmy asked, being just as surprised.

"Are you working here after you got fired from the Chaotix Detective Agency?" Silver asked Charmy.

"How the hell do you know about that?" Charmy asked Silver back.

"Because I took your job at the Chaotix Detective Agency after you got fired." Silver replied. "Anyway, can I get a Kensington cd?" He then asked Charmy.

"No chance in hell! I'm not serving people who steal my jobs!" Charmy scoffed, folding his arms.

"Then I'm telling your boss you aren't serving your customers and knocked out that robot." Silver replied.

"What the hell is going on out here? And where are all my loyal customers?" Charmy's boss asked.

"Nothing, boss!" Charmy replied.

"I'll tell you what's going on, Mr. Charmy's boss. Charmy has been insulting your customers' taste in music, causing them to go download their music off of Spotify and even knocked out this poor robot." Silver explained to Charmy's boss.

"Charmy, is this true?" Charmy's boss asked him.

"No!" Charmy denied.

"Charmy, how dare you insult my customers' taste in music and cause us to lose business to Spotify? You're fired, and banned from Free Record Shop for the rest of your life! Now leave this store before I call the cops and tell them that you robbed this place and shot 20 of my customers and employees with a shotgun!" Charmy's boss told Charmy.

"NO!" Charmy angrily exclaimed.