"Alastor! Babe!" Angel screamed! "What?" Alastor asked, kissing Angel. They kissed for 80 minutes, until Angel stopped breathing and died. Alastor kissed his ears to revive him. "Babe!" Angel screamed. "You know my ex Valentino, he's after me!" Alastor got really worried and fainted. "Babe!" Angel yelled. Angel screamed so loudly everyone was instantly teleported to him.
Charlie and Vaggie appeared. "Hi!" Vaggie said happily and cheerfully, since she was always happy and cheerful. Charlie pouted. "Don't talk to other people when we're dating Vagatha!" "Shut up b, let my girl Vaggie do what she wants!" Alastor said, because he had a crush on Vaggie.
"I know what we'll do!" Angel said, because he was the smart one. "We'll go to my girlfriend Loona!" Alastor got so jealous he passed out again. Vaggie wanted to kiss him, but Charlie handcuffed her.
Angel used his superpower Magic's to summon a dog. Then a lightning bolt hit the dog, it was Valentino! Angel started running as Val captured Vaggie and Charlie. Alastor kissed Valentino to distract him. Then Angel tripped over a rock and fell into an avalanche.
Valentino tried to kiss him, but fell into his mouth. Angel ate him, "delicious!" He said. Then, angel was pregamndht. He had a baby, and he threw it up into the air. Loona caught it, then LooLoo from LooLooland came after her, because he liked Loona. He got upset, and threw everyone in a blender, and turned them into a smoothie.