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David Uchiha was going for his daily evening walk when he suddenly heard horrifying screams and raucous commotion from just around the corner of the street he was walking. Concern quickly taking over him, David came around the street's corner to see the dead bodies of his clansmen. Their blood painting the ground.

A common similarity with the bodies, aside from being dead, was all under the feet of Itachi Uchiha, who quickly took to charging David with the intent to kill. David knew who Itachi was. He was the heir of their clan, and at the age of 13, was a anbu captain.

David wasn't confident in fighting a battle with Itachi when he himself was just another chunin. But he had a certain technique that his father, Jonathan Uchiha had bestowed upon him.

"Urk." David's heart pierced and just as fast, the sword as pulled. It's wielder hurriedly escaping from the scene of the crime.

'What an idiot.' David thought watched Itachi's fleeing form. Building up chakra, David called upon the forbidden Uchiha genjutsu. The one that could rewrite one's own fate.

"Izanagi!"

David's body shimmered away in the moonlight, as if it was never there to begin with. Spawning near the end of the road, David smirked to himself, he had survived. Now he had to report to the ho...

Familiar pain shot through his body. More specifically his chest. Catching sight of a sword protruding from his chest, David turned around his head around to see the sharingan eyes of Itachi.

"Bruh. Did you just fucking spawn camp me?"

No answer came from Itachi as he yanked out his blade and tossed David's body aside as if it was nothing more than a ragdoll before, once again, disappearing into the night. David could only shake his head. Itachi truly was an idiot.

David had 2 sharingan eyes!

"Izanagi!"

"Fuck you spawn camper!" Itachi once again, killed off David.

1 week later

Sasuke Uchiha took to visiting the Uchiha graveyard. His clan, close and extended family slaughtered off by his old brother. Looking upon the headstones, "My fallen brethren, I promise I will avenge every single one of you," Sasuke announced as he headed out towards the exit.

But before he reached said exit, a certain headstone caught his attention.

"Here lies David Uchiha. A victim of spawn camping."

"The fuck is a David?"

The end.