I'd rarely heard of Kids Next Door and had never seen a clip of it, until I saw a piece of fan art on DA, which intrigued me for some reason, so I watched a few episodes, looked at more art, and now I'm writing a fanfic on it after a couple days. Enjoy.
Hogarth Pennywhistle Gilligan Jr., better known as Hoagie, was 26 years old, and he lived with his 26-year-old wife Abigail Lincoln-Gilligan, better known as Abby. They had been married for under a year, and they managed to get a nice house early in life due to Hoagie's sales of his high-tech gadgets. He had always been a brainbox, but he lost lots of his puppy-weight as a teenager, and has grown into quite a hunk since; he was still chubby in his mid-twenties, but had gained some muscle to complement his broad shoulders, as well as growing in height to reach 6ft 2. Abby had grown into her body very well; she had a slim waist and had grown large breasts, with even bigger buttocks, and thick thighs to match.
On a lazy Saturday, in the late morning, Abby sat on a stool by the kitchen counter, watching videos on her tablet as she dipped her nachos into cheese dip. She was wearing a loose-fitting, short-sleeved, dark blue crop top, along with grey sweatpants and white socks. As Hoagie was lounging around the house in his boxers, he entered the kitchen area, where he was greeted by his wife - his vision of human perfection.
"Morning, baby." Abby said to Hoagie, who then bent down and gave her a kiss.
"Morning, my cute little chocolate bar." Hoagie replied with a corny smirk. Abby smirked and rolled her eyes as Hoagie walked over to the counter with the kettle on, grabbing a mug from the cupboard.
"Kettle's boiled if you want coffee, honey." Abby told Hoagie with a grin as she secretly stared at his butt from over her shoulder.
A short time later, Hoagie had poured his coffee and milk into his mug and turned back around and leaned back against the counter to look at Abby, who had her back to him as she sat on the cushioned stool. Hoagie was standing behind Abby's left shoulder as he sipped his brew, when his eyes quickly fell towards her big ass. Abby had no underwear on, and her sweatpants weren't pulled all the way up since they'd drooped down a bit; this revealed a good portion of her ass-crack, which gave Hoagie a hard-on almost instantly. Hoagie walked over to her, and as soon as he was standing right behind her, he leaned forward and rested his coffee beside Abby's nachos whilst smooching her on the cheek, making her giggle and blush slightly. He then stood back upright and pressed his underwear-clad erection against her ass and rubbed her curvy waist with his hands.
"Got somethin' on your mind, stud?" Abby asked with a growing smirk. Hoagie then reached up underneath Abby's flowy shirt and grabbed her large tits.
"Only one thing, babe..." Hoagie replied in a low grunt before gently dragging his tongue along Abby's outer ear rim.
This seductively tender action sent a small chill up Abby's spine, making her shudder slightly, which Hoagie had noticed. As Abby moaned and bit her lip, Hoagie then removed his right hand from Abby's right breast; he rubbed her softly down her body, until he reached her lower back. As his left hand continued to fondle Abby's left breast, Hoagie boldly slipped his right hand underneath Abby's sweatpants and slowly glided his fingers along her ass-crack. Abby lifted her ass up slightly in a nonchalant manner, as to allow Hoagie more access. Abby continued to casually eat her cheese-dipped nachos as Hoagie slipped his fingers deeper down her pants. After a short time of doing this, Hoagie took his fingers all the way down her ass and reached her pussy. Abby gasped.
"How dare you! Don't ya know to ask a lady first!" Abby said playfully.
Hoagie then unhanded Abby's left breast and pinched her cheeks, before pulling her to face him and locking her lips onto his own. Hoagie's right fingers massaged Abby's sweet pussy lips as Abby reached her right hand up and cupped Hoagie's left cheek, before reaching behind herself with her left hand to rub Hoagie's crotch area. As they kissed deeply, Abby pulled down the front of Hoagie's boxers, finally allowing his throbbing erection to spring free, surprising Abby when the tip hit her lower back. In mild shock, Abby broke the kiss and looked down behind her left shoulder.
"Damn, sugar! How you this hard already?" Abby blurted, not really thinking as she stared at her man's thick cock. This made Hoagie let out a small chuckle, before he gently grabbed Abby's cheeks once more, as to lock his eyes with hers.
"You haven't the faintest idea what you do to me with that ass, beautiful. How much you torture me." Hoagie said softly to Abby, before kissing her on the cheek.
Abby then pressed her lips up to his and instantly shoved her tongue into his mouth. With him getting the idea, Hoagie made his own tongue battle with Abby's in a lustful dance. They both licked each other's tongues for a while as they continued to masturbate each other; Abby's pussy was now soaking wet, and her juices were pooling up in Hoagie's right hand as he fingered her silly. As Abby moaned into Hoagie's mouth, she quickened the pace at which she jerked his cock. Although both lovers enjoyed themselves immensely up to this point, Hoagie grew somewhat impatient with the teasing, and so he removed his right hand from Abby's pants and broke their kiss. Abby momentarily looked a bit hurt, until Hoagie put two of his cum-drenched fingers into his mouth, sucking them dry, unknowingly arousing Abby a great deal.
"That's it - I'm gonna fuck the shit outta you, you filthy CUNT." Hoagie growled almost angrily, making Abby bite her lip in excitement as she hastily reached behind herself and grabbed Hoagie's cock, before pressing the tip towards her pussy's entrance. Hoagie then finished the job and rammed his entire cock into Abby's steaming cunt, making her yelp in pleasure and shock.
"Ah-ah! Baby!" Abby squealed.
"Ooooh, Jesus..." Hoagie grunted.
He stayed still like that for a few seconds with his cock buried, before he began fucking Abby at a rather comfortable pace. The waist of Abby's sweatpants was around the bottom of her ass now, and Hoagie was squeezing and grabbing her huge cheeks, giving them a few occasional slaps, before he reached his head over Abby's right shoulder, prompting her to turn her head and stick her tongue out, allowing Hoagie to suck on her tongue as they pressed their lips together. Hoagie pounded Abby's tight bussy for just a few minutes, until he could no longer contain himself.
"Babe! I'm cummin'!" Hoagie announced.
"Me too, baby! Cum in me! Hard!... Ah! AH! AHHH-ahhhh..." Abby's cum streamed down her legs and the stool's legs after it gushed from her pussy like Niagra Falls. Hoagie groaned loudly as he ejeculated straight onto Abby's cervix, and his legs almost collapsed under him from the explosion of pleasure. After taking some time to get their breath back, they both pecked each other's lips.
"Ah... Ah thought this was just gonna be another borin' mornin'..." Abby said softly, followed by a short giggle. Hoagie then reached around Abby's slim waist and gently grabbed her soft breasts, before slowly pulling her back to him, connecting her back to his large torso as he hugged her from behind.
"Did you really?" Hoagie asked rhetorically as he chuckled. Abby responded by turning to face Hoagie - still sat on the stool with her sweatpants pulled down a bit at the back - and giving him a friendly punch to the chest.
"Pf. No." Abby responded with a grin. "So... you all worn out?"
Hoagie then smiled lovingly at Abby for a few seconds and cupped her cheek, gently stroking her with his thumb, before looking down at his crotch, which was still out of his boxers. Abby's eyes followed his, and she saw that his cock was rising again. Abby looked up in moderate amazement and stared back into Hoagie's eyes, when Hoagie slammed his lips onto hers and made-out with her for a few seconds, leaving a trail of spit hanging in between their lower lips once he pulled back again.
Hoagie then grinned slyly at Abby. "Not in the slightest..."
Abby smirked and bit her lip as she reached down for Hoagie's cock again, before locking him in another deep kiss with her as she began gently stroking his wet member.